At night:

Me: *roams around in Wattpad*

Him: *punches me*

Me: Don't disturb me.

Him: I will! *punches me*

Me: *blocks it and hits him*

Him: *starts a fight*

Me: *blocks and fights with phone on the left hand*

Him: *punches really hard*

Me: *gets up from the chair to beat him up*

Him: *runs away*

Me: Why do you run away if you wanna fight?!
*sits again and roams around Wattpad*

Him: *comes back and punches me again*

Me: Leave.

Him: *goes away from me and keeps punching things in the room*

Me: Sigh...

Him: *keeps punching*

Me: Did you become mad or something? Who are you showing off to?
*looks around*

Him: Did you become mad?

Me: I'm just trying to see who you want to show these things to.

Him: *goes away and stops punching*

After a while:

Him: *roams around me*

Me: Sigh...

That's like what just happened with me a few minutes ago.