It was now only a few days before the wedding. Paul and Linda eagerly anticipated it more with every slight mention of the wedding.

"Paul, I can go myself-" Linda urged.

"No, please, just-" Paul let out a deep sigh. Maybe he was a bit paranoid. He tried to keep Linda away from setting foot in a car anytime possible. He just didn't want to hurt her. "I just don't want anything to happen to you."

"Paul, don't worry! I can take care of myself, I can drive!"

"I know, but- I don't want you to."

"What, do you think I'm gonna get in an accident or something?"

"Yes, but it's only because-"

"Because why?"

He bit his lip. He didn't know if he wanted to tell her or not. "Okay, you can go. I don't want to seem like a warden."

Linda stood up, kissing Paul on the cheek. "I love you."

"I love you, too."

"I love you more."

"I love you the most."

........

Paul was nervous. Every second felt like an hour dragging on. It seemed like forever, but he trusted Linda was safe. But he couldn't help but think-

She's fine, stop being so paranoid.

I know, but she's-

Look, it could've happened to anyone.

Yeah, but it happened to her!!! What's to stop  it from happening again? She's been gone for like, three hours!!!

Um, have you checked the time? She's been gone ten minutes.

Oh...

See? Paranoid.

Shut up.

Make me!

Alright, I will!

You know you just told yourself to make yourself shut up.

Whatever.

The door creaked open, showing a smiling Linda, absolutely fine. Paul immediately jumped up and held her in a tight hug.

"Whoa, what's with the tight hug? I was only gone for a few minutes!"

"I know, and I'm glad."

..........

It was late at midnight, and Paul was trying to get to sleep. Until the phone began ringing.

He slowly picked it up. "Hello?" He asked groggily.

"Don't listen to Linda, she's said all those things before, she's just a pretender, and though you couldn't love her more, she'll lead you on, and then one day, she'll say you have to part, don't listen to Linda, she'll only break your heart, don't listen to Linda, if you want some good advice, just try to remember, she's done it once, she'll do it twice..." a (very beautiful) voice sang on the other end.

He didn't understand if this was a warning or a prank, but either way, he hung up.

Should I trust Linda? I don't even feel like I know her anymore...

Shut it, McCartney! You love her and she loves you! Don't listen to that phone call! Someone's just being stupid!

I guess you're right...

For once, you agree with me!

.....................

"And do you, Linda Louise Eastman, take this man to be your lawful wedded husband?"

"I do." She smiled.

"By the power vested in me by this church, I now announce you husband and wife. You may kiss the bride."

Paul and Linda kissed sweetly, finally as husband and wife.

As they kissed, Paul thought, whoever called me doesn't know what true love is...

Okay, so maybe Paul and Linda had a private ceremony,  but if we have Jeather in this story, Paul and Linda can have a wedding, so whatever.

Heather look away as the two kissed while Cynthia, Maureen, and Pattie giggled to Heather's disgust.

"Blech!" Julian whispered. John looked down at his son and rustled his hair.

"That might be you with Heather one day, Jules." John whispered.

"Me kiss a girl? Ew!"

George, Ringo, and John laughed at his remark, even though Julian remembered when he accidentally kissed Heather on the cheek.

JEATHER FOR LIFE