I call Itachi Weasel because the Japanese translation of his name means weasel ( which can also symbolize bad luck in Japanese culture... wtf is wrong with his parents )

Happy birthday my child!

( even doe ur 5"10 lol so ur not exactly smol... lmao sasuke has grown taller than weasel )

Okay I'll stop talking to myself now

Enjergh meh dorkeh areht