*Phoenix Pact's Living Room*
*Gyro was playing a game on the TV while Sparky opened the front door and walked into the house*

Sparky: Gyro!
Gyro: I'm in the middle of something.
Sparky: Arctic and Heat need us!
Gyro: What!? Why didn't they call?
Sparky: Uh...I- I think they did. Did you check your phone?

*Gyro looked over as she realized her phone wasn't there*

Gyro: Fuck, I left it in my room. Fuck, all right, let's go!

*Gyro and Sparky quickly left the house as the game, Gyro was playing, was still booming in the background. The TV screen showed the main menu for Street Fighter with the in game music playing loudly*

*[Read Issue #2]*

*Mr. Saturday was shielded within a round magical field as a booming blizzard of snow and hail brewed all around him. He slowly looked at the "Read Issue #2" as he stopped moving forward and looked at the view point of the audience*

Mr. Saturday: Or technically you can also read issue 11-
[(Robotic Distorted Voice): A bad man will fall from the sky...as I once did...as all four of us did...but he will have one goal different then our own...]
Mr. Saturday: Goal!? What are you talking about Machina?

*The blizzard instantly cleared revealing a flat icy tundra with Mr. Saturday looking far off into the distance. He notice beyond a large sheet of snow was the cold remnants of rooftops of skyscrapers with the frozen top of Avengers Tower shining among them. Mr. Saturday's attention then snapped to Machina (The person wrapped in rags from Issue#2 -4) who then appeared in front of a skyscraper sized white church doors that were a few yards away from him. The door was tall enough to breach through the atmosphere with its large black and white glass stained windows at the top barely remaining visible from a ground view. Machina slowly turned toward Mr. Saturday, nodding to him, then turned back to the looming door*

[Machina: A simple goal...to open these doors...to enter inside the Ever Realm and unleash its blessing...upon that universe.]

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*Before Before House*
*Chelsey started to run away as Firestar grappled her onto the pavement of the house's driveway. Chelsey struggled to break free while Firestar's grip tightened*

Firestar: You're not leaving until I get a damn...inhaler!
Chelsey: Get off of me!

*Chelsey glanced over to see Casey run up the nearby sidewalk heading right toward her*

Chelsey: Casey?

*Heat and Arctic quickly got out of cover and went toward Chelsey as Crack pointed to them with a wide smirk appearing across his face*

Crack: Even more hero types, huh? This ought to be fun.

*Casey just caught up with Heat and Arctic as Casey glared at Firestar who was still grappled onto Chelsey was able to sprain Chelsey's leg*

Chelsey: Fuck! My leg!
Casey: Get the fuck off of her!

*Firestar looked up at Casey as she let go of Chelsey and got up from the ground. Casey helped Chelsey up and carried her behind Arctic and Heat with Firestar giving out a bloodshot eyed glare to them. Her crazed, sweat dripping, gaze slowly went over to Heat with Heat appearing concerned*

Heat: You're not actually going to kill us, are you?
Firestar: You all are-...going to take my inhaler away from me!? I need my fix, assholes!!!
Ms. Fix: Hey, sweaty!

*Firestar turned back in the direction of where Crack was as Ms. Fix [She has retractable claws and a speed problem] whom was next to him, got out an inhaler from her back pocket*

Firestar: Give me that! I want it!
Toro: No, I want it!
Kid Colt: I'm taking the first puff!!
Nomad: Fuck you, it should be me, IQ bullies me more!!

*The team started to bicker among each other as Ms. Fix looked over to Crack*

Ms. Fix: This feel familiar to you?
Heat: Hey, assholes!

*Crack and Ms. Fix quickly looked to Heat and Arctic who stood right in front of them*

Heat: What in the fuck is going on here!?
Ms. Fix: We're selling some dope ass drugs, kiddo that's what's going on here.
Arctic: Kiddo? Do we honestly look like a bunch of kids to you?
Ms. Fix: Well, aren't you with them?

*Arctic, Heat and Casey looked behind themselves as Miles Morales, Miss Marvel, Hulk, Cyclops and Nova [Who let him keep the space helmet?] were right behind them*

Arctic: Oh...I didn't see you guys...
Heat: I am so sorry, I didn't mean to curse.

*Miss Marvel glared and fiercely pointed to Ms. Fix*

Miss Marvel: We looked into this town and you got some of the people hooked on your drugs. We're going to kindly ask you to stop or get ready for a fight.

*Ms. Fix and Crack both laughed as Heat, Arctic and Casey looked at each other*

Casey (To Arctic): I'm going to do the thing that I did last time and get Chelsey and I very far away.
Arctic (To Casey): And we're going to try and minimize property damage.
Ms. Fix: Crack! These kids want us to stop selling drugs! We should do as they say and also turn ourselves in right!? Right Miss Marvel?

*Miss Marvel seemed surprised as she nodded*

Miss Marvel: Ya, if you don't mind. It'll make this go a lot easier.
Crack: Which one you want first, Fix?

*Crack was about to go toward them as Ms. Fix grabbed his shoulder. He turned back to her as she grew a wide smile on her face, with her showing off the inhaler to everyone*

Ms. Fix: Hey Allies!!! Beat their ass and I'll get you all your own personal inhalers!!!

*The New Young Allies all looked at her then to the other heroes*

Firestar: I call the flaming bitch!
Heat: Awe shi-

*Firestar burst into flames while flying into Heat, taking her straight up into the air*

Arctic: Heat!

*Toro charged Arctic as Hulk then intercepted him, grabbing him by Toro's horns*

Hulk: Why don't you pick on someone your own size!
Crack: Certainly!

*Crack then punched Hulk into a neighboring house's parking garage. Nova then charged at Crack as they both clashed fist. Ms. Fix extended her robotic arm toward Casey as Arctic pulled her out the way. Arctic then froze her arm to the ground as Miles quickly web swing toward Ms. Fix. Arctic sighed then looked over to Casey who was right beside him*

Arctic: Ladies, this would be a good time to run.
Casey: On it!

*Casey slowly carried Chelsey away from the action while Chelsey stared in shock at the brawl happening around them*

Casey: Fuck, I don't have the strength for this.
Chelsey: How- why are you even here?
Casey: It sounded like you got ambush by those heroes over the phone.
Chelsey: No, but I was just trying to deal to them but...I didn't expect this. I'm just an innocent small town drug dealer, I didn't want any of this-

*Arctic crashed into the ground, right beside them, as he slowly got himself up. He look behind himself to see the other heroes in a vicious brawl then peered over to Casey and Chelsey.

Arctic: Let me help you get to your car, first.

*Arctic helped Casey carry Chelsey get to her car which seemed clear of any heroes*

Arctic: Alright, you two just drive out of here while I try to find Heat and-

*Heat suddenly dropped on top of Chelsey's car, heavily indenting the roof and smashing out the glass windows*

Arctic/Casey/Chelsey: Shit!

*Arctic then raced to Heat as Heat slowly looked at Arctic then to Chelsey*

Heat (Weakly): I'm sorry...about your car, I was trying to aim for the house.

*Arctic was able to carefully get her off the car and sat her on the ground*

Heat (Weakly): Being a superhero is...so...exhausting.

*Arctic nodded as he then looked to Chelsey and Casey who were right beside him*

Arctic: It really is, though.

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*Firestar was blasting both cyclops and Nova with both hands using her fire beams as Kid Colt looked at Miss Marvel*

Miss Marvel: Come on, Cowboy!

*Kid Colt threw away his guns as he grunted. Kid Colt then quickly morphed into a white equestrian horse with rainbow eyes and a unicorn horn on his head. Miss Marvel seemed shocked, backing away for a second as Kid Colt's eye started to charge with rainbow energy*

Miss Marvel: You're a...unicorn?

*Miss Marvel quickly shielded herself with her now big over-sized hands as Kid Colt shot rainbow beams at her*

*Arctic and Heat looked at Kid Colt as Casey got out her phone*

Arctic: The fuck are we looking at Heat?
Heat: I don't know...

*Heat looked at Arctic sincerely*

Heat: I don't know anymore.

*They were all huddled on the other side of the car as Arctic shook his head*

Arctic: This was just supposed to be a stake out but...

*Firestar slammed cyclops into the ground with one hand as she continued to fire beam blast Nova with her other hand. Kid Colt's rainbow eye beams intensified as Miss Marvel began to be pushed back by the beams. Toro and Hulk were in a grapple match as soon a small bomb, thrown by Nomad, was thrown at Hulk. The mini explosion blew him into the ground with Miles Morales swinging toward Nomad. He then kicked her down with Toro quickly grabbing him and pinning him into the pavement*

[Arctic: Then it turned into a...civil war.]

*Casey seemed relieved as she looked back at the carnage*

Casey: Hello? Police? I like to report two superhero groups going...ape shit in our neighborhood.

*Casey then paused and seemed astonished*

Casey: Oh I am the ninth person to call about this? Well is someone going to come or...

*Heat gotten up as Arctic breathed in and out*

Heat: This is going to hurt, but they need back up against the Allies.

*Gyro and Sparky dropped down nearby from above as they went to Arctic and Heat*

Gyro: Time for some hero work?

*Heat nodded as she began to walk toward the carnage*

Heat: It's party time-
[Policewoman (From Behind): Freeze!!! All of you!!!]

*Everyone, all heroes alike, stopped in their tracks as Arctic noticed that Crack and Ms. Fix were gone*

Arctic (To Heat): Hey, the two main baddies are gone.
*Heat noticed as well as she sighed*
Heat (To Arctic): Of course they dipped out.
[Policewoman (From Behind): No body move!!!]

*Firestar seemed then agitated as she looked at Nomad*

Firestar: I'm tired of following the rules...of taking orders!
Nomad: Wait Firestar-
Firestar: I want a puff, a mother fucking puff!

*Firestar started to slowly fly into the air as her hands burned with fire with a blueish tint to it. She looked at the few numbered police cars with the local police that were pulled along the street. They seemed scared of her, cowering behind their car doors and cruisers while pointing their pistols at her*

Miss Marvel: Wait!!! Stop!!! Please!!!

*Firestar looked at her in anger with her grinding her teeth*

Miss Marvel: Why are you doing this!?
Firestar: Because I need an escape! This world isn't my own and every moment is something reminding me of that! We're trying to leave and go back home! We try'd to do things the honest way but it feels like nothing is moving us forward.

*Heat looked at Arctic as Arctic nodded to her*

Arctic(To Heat): Is this getting real for you too?
Heat (To Arctic): Ya, this is hitting close to home.

Firestar: I mean ya, this world is similar to my own but it's not mine. There's another Firestar here, who doesn't even have fire powers but is named Firestar, that's fake! And not to mention our leader yells at all of us, especially me! But everyone wants me to do something about it but I...

*Firestar continued on as Gyro quietly sighed. Gyro then looked at Sparky as she slowly crossed her arms*

Gyro (To Sparky): So why are we here?
Sparky (To Gyro): They needed back up...for this.

Firestar: And...worst of all! It feels like no one loves me...so I needed an escape...and puffing that inhaler gave me that escape...but now I can't stop.

*Firestar dropped to the ground as she got on her knees. She extinguished her own flaming hands as she started to cry*

Miss Marvel: You don't need drugs to help you feel important or take away your problems; you just need people who care about you enough so they can help you get through your problems and just say no to drugs.

*Firestar looked at Miss Marvel as Firestar shook her head*

Firestar: That's the thing...no one cares about me.
Toro: I care...

*Firestar looked at Toro as he went up and hugged her*

Nomad: I care about you too.

*Nomad came up and hugged the two as Firestar began to hug them both back. Kid Colt morphed back into a human and hugged the group*

Kid Colt: This will be the best version of the Young Allies! Just you wait!
Miss Marvel: See...

*Firestar turned and looked to Miss Marvel. The Champions then started to stand by each other*

Miss Marvel: You may all come from a different place but you all can still be a group here...or better yet a family.
Firestar: Thank you.

Gyro (To Phoenix Pact): Are you serious? What the fuck did we come here for?

*Gyro looked at Heat*

Gyro (To Heat): You had me suit up for this?
Heat (To Gyro): I didn't know it was going to resolve itself.

*Suddenly Smoke Screen was then seen sprinting out of the house*

Smoke Screen: Shit! It's about to blow!
Miss Marvel: Wait what!?

*KA-BOOM*
*They were all blown away as the house exploded in a huge fire ball. The shock wave sent everyone into the ground while falling debris continued to slowly fall out of the sky*

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*Sometime Later*
*Miss Marvel and the rest of the Champions were nearby the house's driveway along with reporters and onlookers who started to crowd around them*

Man Reporter: Miss Marvel what happened here?
Female Reporter: Does this have anything to do with the high use of drugs in the area.

*Miss Marvel looked at the reporters and then to the onlookers whom were recording with their phones*

Miss Marvel: My team is here because someone needed help with their friends. I met those same friends and they were on drugs. Drugs are not the answer, they're never the answer. That's what we taught them and now it's time to tell the people here to kick off those drug habits and seek out true friendship. Not with drugs but with real people.

*Phoenix Pact's House*
*Heat and Arctic were both sitting on the couch, in their home, as they were looking at the live feed of the Champions talking to the press*

Heat: I can't believe it. They're actually doing their own press...

*Heat seemed dumbfounded then slowly peered over to Arctic*

Heat: But...but their just teenagers, Arctic.
Arctic: I'd just be surprised if any of them still attended a high school.

*Miss Marvel looked at another reporter as it was the mother (from Issue #2)*

Mother (Reporter): I'm one of the head journalist of Front Line Stamford, I've been following this case along with other cases mind you and the Champions don't entirely sit well with us.

*Miss Marvel seemed confused as she folded her arms*

Miss Marvel: Ugh, what do you mean?
Mother (Reporter): The property damage you all help additionally cause in this area and lack of communication between police officials or DEA agents seems startling at best.
Miss Marvel: So am I just supposed to wait and watch as people get hurt by the real criminals that cause this mess in the first place!?
Mother (Reporter): Well we're you able to catch the "real criminals" or apprehend them?

*Miss Marvel couldn't utter another word as she shook her head*

Miss Marvel: Well...we tried to...
Mother (Reporter): Have you guys done any type of real investigation or did you just go in like the reckless junior Avengers you truly are.

*Arctic and Heat saw Miss Marvel appearing speechless as Heat folded her arms and looked over to Arctic*

Heat: You've seen this reporter before?
Arctic: Ya, I think I saved her son from a burning house but now I think she's making up for no one dying in that fire.
[Miss Marvel (On TV): We aren't apart of the Avengers! We're our own group!]
[Mother (Reporter) (On TV): Which makes everything worse because you're the leader yet you weren't even able to secure your own brand. So, in time, when people here of the Champions they won't think of you but the commercial luxury hotel that bought you out.]

*Arctic folded his arms as well as he looked back over to Heat*

Arctic: And this is why superheroes shouldn't do their own press briefings.

*Gyro just walked out of her room and into the living room as she watched the TV from behind the couch*

[Mother (Reporter) (On TV): Not to mention how dangerous your open call for anyone to be a "Champion". Do you understand how dangerous that is for anyone to claim to be a Champion? How the same criminals you just face can now claim to be a Champion and then you would have to answer for possible drug trafficking and assault.]

*Arctic looked back over to Gyro*

Arctic: It's a reporter with a vendetta, aren't they the worst.

*Gyro sighed, shaking her head in disbelief, as she looked at Arctic*

Gyro: I remember when I first met that girl too, she seemed pretty sweet and now.

*Miss Marvel on screen seemed completely choked up while the rest of the Champions slowly backed away*

Gyro: She probably wants to cry in her bed right now...wait where's Sparky?
Arctic: Oh, he's headed toward them right now.

*Heat nodded as she looked at Gyro*

Heat: As soon as we saw they were doing a press briefing on the TV about what happened we knew the only person for the job was a person who could cut the feed as soon as they got there.
[Mother (Reporter) (On TV): Alright you want to talk about what happened here, that's fine. Where you guys able to identify the criminals selling drugs from what was that house? Or any possible leads to where they went?]

*Back to Miss Marvel*
*Miss Marvel shook her head*

Miss Marvel: But we are going to do our best to try and find them! I swear!
Mother (Reporter): What about the victims in this? The people who may now be addicted to their drugs? Will you help them?
Sparky: They...already have...

*Sparky seemed out of breath as he went up to Miss Marvel and stuck out his hand to her. Miss Marvel seemed stunned by Sparky's sudden entrances as she shook his hand*

Sparky: Nice seeing you again Miss Marvel, because you helped save my life and the lives of others.

*He looked at the nearby camera as he then stopped shaking her hand*

Sparky: You see I am Sparky, one of the members of the Phoenix Pact which is a local group of hard working individuals like a lot of the residents that live in this town. You see two other members of my group told me there side of the story and I am so glad the...

*Sparky quickly looked at a piece of paper in his pocket and then back to the camera*

Sparky: Champions were here to save the day. You see one of our two members, Heat and Arctic, were watching and observing that house when they were attacked and the Champions came to help them in self-defense...I was here before and after the house exploded and because of my abilities I could detect an electrical malfunction had set off the explosion and-... none of the Champions were responsible for this...occurrence. In summary, we see a lot of destruction here done tonight- today and...

*Sparky quickly looked at the piece of paper again as he then looked back at the cameras*

Sparky: And ugh, we want someone to pay for the obvious crimes done upon the community at large...but- ugh, In conclusion, we must not rush to find just any criminal but the right people truly responsible for the wrongs done onto our community.

*A few people clap as most of them seemed baffled*

Sparky: Oh, also to note, the Phoenix Pact is now neutral to Marijuana so...sorry for our Moms against Marijuana fans.

*Miss Wilkes' House*
*Miss Wilkes was sitting in her living room in a reclining chair as she angrily looked at the TV*

Miss Wilkes: Mother Fuckers! These super heroes are fucking pussies!

*Back to Sparky*
*Sparky waved to them all as he smiled*

Sparky: Alright, no more comments.

*All their electronic devices turned off as Sparky put his arm around Miss Marvel and guided her away from the people and back to her group*

Sparky: That was close huh?
Miss Marvel: Thank you.
Mother (Reporter): Hey, wait!

*Sparky and Miss Marvel looked back to the mother who was right behind them. She looked directly to Sparky, who appeared astonished*

Mother (Reporter): So, Arctic was with you guys when this went down?
Sparky: Ugh, ya. He made sure to keep our public safe.

*The mother reflected in deep thought while Sparky glanced around then back to her*

Sparky: All of us will be working hard to find out where-
Mother (Reporter): Just...thank Arctic for me...for trying.
Sparky: Ugh, of course.

*The mother left them, going back to the street, while Sparky slowly peered over to Miss Marvel*

Sparky (To Miss Marvel): Well, that was weird.
Miss Marvel (To Sparky): But I am so glad it's all over.

*Miles waved over to them with Sparky quickly waving back*

Sparky: Hey ugh...dude, it's been a second hasn't it.
Miles Morales: Ya, it has...what you all been up to-
Nova: Wait so you know these guys? Did you tell him about my amazing skills?
Sparky: It was a short interaction and we kind of dipped before we were all able to socialize.

*Miss Marvel seemed to ponder as Sparky looked at her*

Sparky: You okay Marvel? Seem to be thinking about something?
Miss Marvel: That lady...she doesn't understand.

*Sparky looked back as the local crowd started to disperse away*

Miss Marvel: I just wanted for people to be able to join something bigger than themselves. I didn't mean for people to take advantage of it.

*Sparky nodded as he went to her*

Sparky: Well uhm, I'm sorry bad things happened to you and your group's name...my advice would be to reclaim what you can, out of what you lost, and rebuild from there.

*Nova seemed to ponder on Sparky's words as Sparky folded his arms*

Sparky: Okay, so I'm going to go back to my group so-

*Miss Marvel went up to him and stuck out her hand*

Miss Marvel: Again thank you Sparky.

*Sparky shook her hand as the others nodded to him*

Hulk: I think you could make great Champion material if you ever wanted to join.
Miles Morales: I have to agree on that.
Cyclops: He seems viable.
Nova: Our electronics and PR guy.
Miss Marvel: Not just you Sparky, the rest of your group can join us if they want.

*Sparky looked at them all with a smirk*

[Gyro: Join them? Oh please, they can't even drink alcohol.]

*Sparky, Gyro, Heat and Arctic were all in the shack as they all seemed a little buzzed*

Heat: Cause that goes so well for you Gyro.
Gyro: Oh shut up!
Sparky: I let them off easy, I told them the whole-

*Sparky looked at the Champions as he shook his head*

Sparky: Our group had decided this a long time ago, we're just going to be the Phoenix Pact...that's it.

*Miss Marvel nodded to him*

Miss Marvel: Well if anything, I think I can freely say that the Champions will ally with the Phoenix Pact! So, if those drug dealers come again let us know so  we can help you kick their butts!
Miles Morales: I'd be down for that.
Nova: Whoop! Team up!
[Heat: Fuck.]

*Heat just took a hit as she looked at Sparky*

Heat (Muffled from Smoke): No...fuck no.
Gyro: Those kids want to do a team up? Why?
Arctic: Cause their kids, they think that shit is cool.
Sparky: And not a cluster fuck?

*Arctic nodded*

Arctic: Well friendly fire doesn't cross a kids mind Sparks, just beating down bad guys and being a part of an experience or quote "something bigger than themselves". Now...we are all friends here, right?

*The rest looked at Arctic as Heat nodded her head*

Heat: Of course.
Gyro: No matter what.
Sparky: To the end, bro.

*Arctic nodded seriously*

Arctic: Okay, so...I was high as fuck when me and Sparky were taking care of Gabby.

*Heat chuckled*

Sparky: I was too.
Heat: That makes so much sense now thinking about it...
Gyro: Well, Heat and I got totally fucked up that night, I almost blew the bartender for a drink.
Heat: Gyro!

*They all looked at Heat as Heat seemed shocked*

Heat: You're not going to talk about how we both got so fucked up that we grinded on X-23?
Gyro: Fucking X got me a little wet...
[Mr. Saturday: Oh-kay!! I think this would be a good time to do an outside overview shot so we don't have to listen to them-]
Sparky: Okay, don't tell X-23 but I tried to tranquilize Gabby so me and Arctic wouldn't have to deal with her.
Arctic: Ya, he tried multiple times...I didn't even notice you were trying it until during the movie you went to your room and came out with a bucket that was filled with tranquilizer fluid.
Heat: Wait, what was your plan?
[Mr. Saturday: Wait I actually want to hear this one.]
Sparky: So, I had the idea to pour her with it so she would definitely get tranquilized but I played the idea for real and...poured the fluid on my floor.
[Mr. Saturday: Well, that pay off wasn't worth it.]

*The viewpoint showed the shack as it was evening, with the sun hitting the shack*

[Mr. Saturday: So here we are...at the end. I have to say-]

*The group could be heard loudly laughing outside the shack*

[Mr. Saturday: Wait, one second.]

*The viewpoint change to oversee the Phoenix Pact's house and backyard as very few amounts of people were walking up and down the street*

[Mr. Saturday: Much better, so as I was saying-]

*A car crashed into a park car as the park car's alarm went off*

[Mr. Saturday: Oh fuck off! Hold on....]

*A projection of Mr. Saturday of him being back in the captain's chair of the alien ship*

Mr. Saturday: Okay so uh...

*Mr. Saturday got out a script as he looked through it*

Mr. Saturday: And....I was here- I have to say when I first saw these guys dicking around on their planet I saw potential and I think you all see it too.

*Mr. Saturday threw the script behind himself as he turned to the viewpoint of the audience*

Mr. Saturday: Or...at least I hope so. Even though they served me and my other allies as a useful distraction so me and my pals can take the Marvel Multiverse from mickey, they've warmed my heart and the people around them. They may not be super strong, smart or...acceptable role models but...

*Mr. Saturday shrugged while looking perplexed*

Mr. Saturday: I mean...they smoke pot, that's new right? I don't know what else to say...are we going to cut to credits or...no?-

https://youtu.be/D5Avlh980k4

Mr. Saturday: And there we go credit sequence. Whelp, my time with you guys has been wonderful. I just want to thank you all for being here with me during such a crazy ride and I mean boy has it been a crazy ride, right? I'm honestly surprised most of you are still here...right...is anyone still here? Oh, who cares anyway, all that means is that Machina doesn't get to do his stupid plot and I get to do this!

{CREDITS}

[Tony Stark as Iron Man]
*Sparky and Arctic looked over as Iron man walked to the boy*
Iron Man: Glad to see my biggest fan.
[He was actually looking at a bottle of Jack Daniels]

[Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel]
Heat: So you run a space ship?
Carol Danvers: It's quite impressive.
[What's more impressive is that Carol is as shallow as her ship.]

[Miles Morales as Spider-man]
Arctic: So you're a Spider-man based off another Spider-man named Spider-man?
Miles Morales: Uh, sort of.
[He needs a publicist.]

[Kamala Khan as Miss Marvel]
Kamala Khan: But it's Captain Marvel-
[Because hero worship always ends well, right.]

[Doreen Green as Squirrel Girl]
Squirrel Girl: There's nothing wrong with talking to Squirrels!
[Are you sure about that?]

[Laura Kinney as X-23]
X-23: A girl's night out?
[But how can I brood if I'm having fun?]

[Gabrielle Kinney as Honey Badger]
Gabby: Want to play? I think I figured out most of the moves?
[This was the trap.]

[Alison Blaire as Dazzler]
Dazzler: Though I wish more people would show up-
[You don't even have an Instagram, like who are you?]

[Champions]
Miss Marvel: You don't need drugs to help get rid of your problems-
[Just long winded speeches]
--
Cyclops: Are you sure we can take out that big guy?
Miles Morales: Well we do have a Hulk?
[And now you need a PR person.]
--
Miss Marvel (On TV): We aren't apart of the Avengers! We're our own group!
[And now you need a legal team.]

[New Young Allies]
Toro: Sue? But her clothes are just fine.
Nomad: No as in take us to court...can he do that?
[Someone seems unprepared.]
--
IQ: They're replacing the grape yogurt upstairs and I would love one of you to put it in one of my tubes.
[How can you taste anything, you're just a brain?]

[Mickey Mouse]
Mickey Mouse: Why yes I am, little girl, do you want me to show you a magic trick?
[Does it involve planning good Marvel events?]

[Machina]
(Robotic Distorted Voice): A bad man will fall from the sky...as I once did-
[The least cryptic thing you said.]

[Deddy Bear]
Teddy Bear: Ran over, Trauma, Yanked, Tinkle cause I love that word-
[So Chucky junior likes to tinkle, no wonder you were just a cameo]

[Bio]
Man in Hazmat Suit: I doubt it...Come we have many test to run-
[The most pointless character by far.]

[Mr. Saturday]

Gabby: We owe you, take out.
Mister: Oh you two are going to owe me more than take out.
[Nice joke to bad nothing came of it]

[Sarah Jesslin as Heat]

*She angrily hoisted her mattress off her bed to reveal a huge stash of weed under it*
Heat: It's party time, mother fuckers!
[Uhm, so where did you get the weed from?]

[Dennis Wade as Sparky]

*Gyro looked above at the mass amount of smoke, blocking her vision of the alleyway*
Gyro: Hey Sparky, where are you!?
[Most likely hiding in a corner or doing something nervously]

[Carrie Endwood as Gyro]

Bartender: I'm sorry miss but we're going to have to cut you off.
[Wow and I thought Iron Man had a problem]

[Jack Wilson as Arctic]

Arctic: I'm Arctic! A new local hero.
Mother: Thank you, Arctic. I'll never forget what you did here.
[And apparently that's all the major character development you need for this story]

                           [PHOENIX PACT INTO THE MARVEL UNIVERSE]

                                                             {EPILOGUE}

[Machina: It's not over just yet...there are just a few loose ends that need to be address, right Mr. Saturday...right as he would call you...audience...there is just one more thing worth noting for now though...1 issue left...]

*During the night, in a graveyard, hundreds of crows seem to be swarming the area. The rotted corpse of the dog from issue #1 crept out of a small monastery*

[Machina: What a story I have for you, if you wish to proceed of course. Mr. Saturday thought it be humorous for such a ridiculous plot of hedonistic pleasures once talked about by.... Marvel itself would be entertaining...but I want to tackle a different...plot.]

*Mr. Saturday was encased in a magic orb as Machina touched the doors of the Ever Realm a mist a calm yet bleak tundra behind him and the door*

Mr. Saturday: Alright, what's the plot dude?
Machina: I want to send a devout who will seek to harness the powers from within this door.
Mr. Saturday: One of your devout!? Okay, that's not happening.
Machina: Even if it's Cogg?

*Mr. Saturday smirked as he then folded his arms*

Mr. Saturday: Wait all this for Cogg? Not your army or Eye...or just any creature from that disturbed realm of yours?
Machina: Cogg felt appropriate, besides...I want to merely test...that mortal group of yours. The others wanted to truly see their worth along with me. We all thought you would long abandon them but it seems you've taken a...liking...to them...and with this trial I can see if they are truly worthy of...continued individual existences.
Mr. Saturday: The others wanted them tested too? Even Bio?

*Machina nodded to him then turned to the door*

Machina: Then it is settled...but they do deserve rest for now.

*Mr. Saturday intensely glared to Machina*

Mr. Saturday: You know what, either way they're going to win your little trial. I'll make sure of it.
Machina: They will be tested on their own merits, along with you...Mr. Saturday.

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                                                    [End of Volume #1]