
Issue #10 - The Uncivil War Part 2 (Civil War 2 Tie In)
*Heat awoken in a groggy stupor by the couch as she put her hand on the seat slowly lifting herself up. Heat peered around quickly noticing a spiked metal ball by their now broken into back glass door. Heat stumbled toward the glass door, blankly staring at the untouched door handle and then to the broken glass around the door. She slowly went back onto the couch as she looked around the room*
Heat: What the fuck is going on!? Arctic!? Sparky!?
*Heat turned her head and looked at the device that was left on their dining room table behind the couch. Slowly scanning the device she noticed a button on its side as she slowly got off the couch*
*Heat was behind the broken glass door heavily gripping a TV Remote in her hand. She carefully threw the remote at the button as she swiftly jumped back into their backyard. The device then activated causing an audio message to play while Heat was still huddled over the wall of the house*
[Firestar: Is this recording? Oh, I think it is...]
Heat: What the...why did my paranoid ass think that was a landmine?
[Firestar: This is Firestar of the New Young Allies! Your friends have all been arrested for their future crimes...Toro grab the bitchy one, I'm not touching her.]
*Heat stepped over toward the device as she scoffed*
Heat: Are you fucking kidding me!? We didn't even make a fucking cake! And her name is fucking Gyro!!
[Firestar: Nomad, just take the techie one's stuff...not like he's going to be using it.]
Heat: Sparky!? You're stealing from Sparky!? Are you shitting me-
[Kid Colt (In background): Oh I am so taking these BBs for myself.]
[Firestar: Ya, sure do whatever just let me finish this message...]
Heat: Arctic...
*Heat furiously glared at the device as she balled up her fist*
[Firestar: Look uh fire...fire woman? Is that her name?...]
Heat: It's! Heat!-
[Firestar: Ugh forget it, your friends are future criminals and now they are in route to be sent to our secret forest jail and then collected by Carol to her jail. Don't do anything stupid...even though these are your friends...because I will whip your ass and send you to jail myself! Out!]
*The audio log ended as Heat huffed smoke out of her mouth. Heat furiously marched back toward her room blowing out more smoke out her mouth*
Heat: This whole time we fucking play by the rules and now we still get sent to jail!? Fuck this stupid Universe!! Fuck these dumbass heroes and their stupid fucking pre-crime bullshit!!! I am so going to kick each of their asses!!!
*Heat barged into her well organized and clean room as she continued to march further inside. She zoomed passed her dresser which had scented candles and a journal on top of it and immediately stopped at the end of her perfectly made up bed. She angrily hoisted her mattress off her bed to reveal a huge stash of weed under it*
Heat: It's party time, mother fuckers!
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[Gyro: Let us go! We didn't do anything!]
[Firestar: That's what we're trying to keep you from doing.]
*Somewhere Else*
*Arctic slowly awoken to find himself in a portable circus cage that had thick metal cell bars. Beyond the cage was a small field slightly obscured by the many trees surrounding it. Arctic slowly got up as he was able to tell they were right outside of their neighborhood*
Sparky: What if you're just disrupting the flow of time! What if you cause a time paradox that will disrupt reality itself? Causing a tethered chain of events that will cause-
Firestar: Oh shut up, nerd...
*Sparky sighed as Gyro glared furiously at Firestar who was on the other side of the cage. She was completely unfazed as Firestar glared back at her*
Gyro: Listen to the science man and let us go!
Firestar: How many times are we going to go through this!? Nomad you got the signal?
*Nomad was working on an electronic tablet as the tablet screen was unresponsive*
Nomad: It's still busted, just uh...give me more time.
Firestar: Alright, everyone just keep an eye on these three.
*Gyro appeared angry as she furiously stomped toward Arctic and Sparky*
Gyro: I can't right now, like I am about to rip them apart. Arctic like...I am going to go super nova, I can fucking feel it.
Arctic: Hold on.
*Arctic then went up to the bars of the cage as Firestar stared at him*
Arctic: Come on, we didn't make the cake so I think it be fair for us to atleast be under house arrest.
Firestar: We don't know when you'll pull this off, we have to keep you indefinitely.
Arctic: Are you fucking for real!?
Sparky: Fucking seriously!?
Firestar: It's the nature of the beast, you know, future sight.
Gyro: Bitch, I am literally going to go crazy and start killing mother fuckers if you don't let me out!
Kid Colt: Definitely won't do that after that outburst.
Sparky: Have you ever thought that, what you're doing is the reason things go bad?
Arctic: Is this even legal?
Firestar: Can you three just shut up for one second!? Nomad Progress!
Gyro: Eat shit!
Nomad: Still not working.
*Sparky shook his head as Arctic sat on the floor*
Firestar: ETA?
Nomad: I don't know anymore, I can't get any power at all...it's been destroyed by its own internal circuits.
Firestar: Then someone get a cellphone...and call Carol.
Nomad: All my electronics have been fried Star.
Firestar: What!? How!?
Sparky: So can you just talk to us now.
*Firestar walked over to Nomad as she quickly noticed all of her gadgets were completely fried. Kid Colt went up to Firestar*
Kid Colt: And my damn phone is busted too.
*He presented his dead smoking flip phone as Firestar appeared confused*
Firestar: How? Wait...
*Firestar slowly glared at Sparky*
Firestar: What's your name again...and power?
*Sparky eyes darted away as he seemed nervous*
Sparky: Ugh, just the Gadget Guy. Cause I have a lot of...gadgets that I give the team...and stuff.
*Firestar sighed in defeat then slowly looked back to him*
Firestar: Alright, well ugh...do you have a cell phone we can use?
*Sparky quickly scoffed as he shook his head*
Sparky: No!
Nomad: Hey! I found a spare battery!
*Nomad gleamed with excitement as Arctic shook his head*
Arctic: Well when it starts working can we call your HR department, I'd like to file a complaint.
*Firestar and Kid Colt quickly snapped their attention to Arctic*
Kid Colt: Why don't you just pipe down or I'll start shooting you with your own BB pistols.
Arctic: Oh so assault is your answer?
Firestar: It will be mine if you all don't quiet down.
Sparky: Wait a minute!
*They all looked at Sparky as he leaned closer into the bars with a smile on his face*
Sparky: We can sue you!
Toro: Sue? But her clothes are just fine.
Nomad: No as in take us to court...can he do that?
Sparky: We'll call the police, file a police report and after that it's over.
Firestar: You...can you? Uh it's a...it's a bluff.
Sparky: Sure we'll go to super prison but you'll be in debt...actually you probably be able to pay our bail.
Arctic: And you caused us emotional distress!
Gyro: And unlawfully detained us!
*Gyro quickly turned to Sparky*
Gyro (to Sparky): Right?
*Sparky nodded as she turned back to Firestar with a smirk going across her face*
Gyro: Now you're going to have to actually work a nine to five like the rest of us!
*Nomad and Kid Colt looked at Firestar as she looked worried*
Nomad: I haven't been sued before, maybe we should call IQ or Carol-
Firestar: No! We're not calling him...or her. IQ won't shut up about this and if Carol gets sued it's over...everything will be over.
*Firestar pondered as she nodded her head*
Firestar: Okay...uh Phoenix Pact I will release you all, if you promise not to sue us.
*Gyro, Arctic and Sparky quickly came together into a huddle*
Gyro (to Group): Let's say we won't and actually sue them.
Arctic (to Group): They have to be taught a lesson.
Sparky (to Group): Alright, I think we all came to an agreement then.
*Sparky nodded to Firestar as she went to the cage*
Sparky: Alright Firestar we-
*Slam*
*They all looked in shock as Heat, whom seemed to have something in her mouth, furiously slammed Toro into a wide tree. On impact the tree cracked while Toro slowly fell from the tree to the ground*
Arctic/Sparky/Gyro: Heat!?!?!?
*Heat nodded to them as Toro slowly gotten up and charged at Heat. She only glared at him intensely as Toro was about to converge onto her*
Arctic: Oh she's doing the stare.
Sparky: Someone is going to get their ass beat!
Toro: Come on, fire lady!
*As soon as Toro was close, Heat punched him in the stomach with a fiery smoke steaming from her fist. The force of the blow and heat steamed off of Toro's chest as the air was forcefully expelled out of his mouth. Heat then blew a heavy layer of smoke from her mouth into his as she then covered his mouth while she glared at Nomad and Kid Colt whom were converging onto her*
Gyro: Holy shit boys, she's holding it in!
Arctic: What are you?...wait...
*Arctic and Gyro stared at Heat who effortlessly punched Kid Colt and Nomad*
Sparky: That smell...is that...weed?
*Gyro nodded to Sparky then turned and smiled at Heat*
Gyro: Boys...I never had so much respect for Heat until now.
*Sparky looked at one of his own gadgets that Nomad dropped which was now by Firestar as Heat glared at her. Heat marched to her waving her finger at her as Heat engulfed her whole hand into flames*
Firestar: That was my team you bitch-
*Sparky's gadget burst with Electrical wires wrapping around Firestar and then shocking her into the ground. Heat then shot a heatwave that burned down the energy field and bars of the cage while she went to Firestar. The shock stunned Firestar while she grasped for air as Heat blew a heavy amount of smoke into her mouth. They both then coughed profusely with Arctic quickly giving Heat an Ice block. Heat then melted and drunk the water as Gyro and Sparky went to her side*
Firestar: What...why...what did you do to me...I feel funny.
Heat: I do too, bitch.
*Heat started to laugh as Firestar laughed too*
Firestar: Why does the world feel so warm? Everything feels so warm...
Gyro: Heat...did you get them all high?
*Heat slowly nodded*
Heat: And myself...
*Heat seemed in a daze as the New Young Ally members were all playing on the ground*
Heat: I got...really good stuff that I wanted you all to have but...you all can't have it if you're in jail, right?
Sparky: Wait you used your own stuff?
*Heat sincerely nodded*
Heat: Mmmhmm...
Gyro: And you used it, to free us?
*Heat sincerely nodded again*
Heat: Mmmhmm...
Arctic: Even though you don't smoke anymore cause of the law?
Heat: I love you guys and I love getting high with you guys. Who cares about anything else...as long as we got each other, then who gives a fuck what happens next.
*Arctic hugged Heat then soon Gyro and Sparky hugged her too in a group hug*
Heat: We should all...like...love each other.
Sparky: I agree.
Arctic: You're always good for a warm moment Heat.
Heat: Haha, I get it...that was good.
Gyro: Heat, you're a badass.
Firestar: I hate the living hell...out of...all of...
*They all stared at Firestar who was still on the ground*
Firestar: I'm going to take a nap for a moment.
*She then went to sleep as they all looked at each other*
Heat: And I thought I was a buzz kill.
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*1 Hour Later*
*In Their Kitchen*
*They all gathered up the weed they all had and placed on the kitchen table under a newspaper. Heat looked back to their now frozen glass door as she quickly snapped her attention back to the mound of weed*
Heat: Wow...that smell...
Gyro: Smells good doesn't it?
Arctic: And it's also the rest of what we all have...Heat, what should we do?
*They all looked to Heat as Heat shrugged her shoulders*
Heat: Honestly I don't care, anymore. This world is so crazy and the rules...you guys just do whatever.
Gyro: Heat...normally I would take you up on it and start grinding but...you are the Queen today.
Heat: Queen?
Gyro: You know...the leader- the boss bitch, for what you did.
*Heat shook her head as she smiled*
Heat: We have no leader, that's why I love this group so much...we all are here to talk to each other and listen. What we all decide is what we all choose to do as a group.
*Sparky nodded to her as he slowly turned his head to the small mound*
Sparky: Alright...so...what are we going to do then?
Arctic: Should I make a weed cake?
*They smiled at each other and then nodded to him*
Arctic: Alright let me get started then-
Heat: But I do have one suggestion...
*They all peered over to Heat*
Heat: I think we all should make it.
*Gyro nodded to her as she smiled*
Gyro: Damn straight we will.
Arctic: Alright, so roles...uh-
Sparky: Arctic want to handle the icing?
*Sparky instantly laughed and snorted to himself as the others shook their heads at him*
*Knock* *Knock*
*They all heard knocking coming from their closet as they all seemed shocked. The door handle then turned with the door then opening. X-23 walked out of the door as she seemed completely emotionless*
Heat: X-23?
*Heat and Arctic went to her as they helped her to the couch. Gyro and Sparky quickly grabbed a nearby cloth from the pantry and put it over the weed as X-23 just sat on the couch with a blank face*
Heat: X, you alright?
*Gabby walked out of the closet as she quickly fainted onto the ground. X-23 soon fainted as well with the group appearing utterly confused*
[Mister: What the hell!?...Audience!...Audience?]
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*Moments Right Before Issue #10*
*Mister looked at the view point of the camera as it seemed he was in a royal Mickey themed hallway*
Mister: F*** was that a flash forward? D*** it- dang it...f***.
*X-23 and Gabby gotten out of Mickey's royal dining room as they started to walk to him. Mister then nodded as he rubbed his forehead*
Mister: Talk about do or die...well it looks like it really is party time.
X-23: Hey, thanks for saving Gabby.
Gabby: Ya, I definitely owe you take out.
Mister: Question, if I stuffed you into a closet would we be even?
*Mister snapped his fingers as two people jumped from thin air on both sides of him. He quickly turned to one of them who was a cat girl with an ocean theme electric guitar in a rocker's outfit*
Mister: Roxy...it's party time.
Roxy: Bro are you sure about that? Like...the king is going to go all aggro and try to totally wipe us out.
Mister: We got this Rox! Besides...those two don't die, I saw it in the after scene!
*Roxy quickly looked at X-23 and Gabby who both looked utterly shocked by the situation. Roxy then smiled and nodded to Mister. She readied her guitar then played a short riff with a mystical energy glowing from the guitar. The other whom seemed to be a mysterious young adult woman in a hood that nearly covered her face looked to Mister as he nodded to her*
Mysterious Young Adult Woman: What!? So soon?
*Mister shrugged as he smiled to her*
Mister: Change of plans, protect them and the others in the main universe and then snatch it along with the others...Roxy and I will deal with the King.
*The mysterious young adult woman nodded as she, X-23 and Gabby vanished in a light. Mickey furiously slammed open the royal dining room doors as he turned to Mister*
Mickey Mouse: Mind telling me what's going on!? And why is your minion here!?
*The castle started to shake as Mickey looked around in confusion The riff from Roxy's guitar got more intense sucking out the color of the nearby items into the glow of the guitar*
Mickey Mouse: You two dare challenge me!? Do you know who I am!? Don't you know who I own!?
Mister: Mickey I am going on strike and taking a single universe to guarantee my safety...but those other three rascals are...kinda...stealing Marvel from you.
*Mickey ferociously glared at Mister while he cracked his knuckles. Roxy took a step back with a look of terror while Mister quickly flashed her a smile then looked at Mickey with a large smirk*
Mister: Since your whole thing of...coming to our realms and doing the whole bow down or get slammed down didn't really sit well for any of us, we knew we had to knock you down a peg. That's why I pitched the Marvel heist to them. They all loved it, nothing beats an old fashion Trojan horse, right Mickey?
*Mickey's hands started to glow black with the nearby items around Mickey moving closer to him*
Roxy: That's a lot of power he's rocking with, Saturday.
Mister: Uh remember, it's- it's Mister so he doesn't-
Mickey Mouse: Wait Saturday!? Mr. Saturday!!! It's You!!!
??Mister??: It's! Party Time!!!
*Mystical energy formed around Mister's hand as suddenly a blue emerald sword with a red hilt appeared in his hand. He then quickly sliced part of reality around him as small objects began to get suck into the blank sliced hole. Mickey got out a golden key like blade as he and Mister both quickly jumped toward and violently clashed with each other. Roxy glanced up at the rift above as multiple Goofy knights were racing out from the royal dining room. The Goofy knights were about to converge onto her as she sounded a booming chord from her guitar, backing the knights off*
Roxy: Hey party people!!! Surfs up!!!
*She lets out a loud riff from her guitar that shook reality causing the hole to become bigger. Suddenly a rainbow dragon burst from the reality hole as it swallowed the Goofy knights. The Dragon continued to storm down the hallway as Mister and Mickey both gawked at it*
Mister: Oh s***! Hey Pete.
*Mister phased through the dragon while Mickey got swallowed into it. Mister quickly teleported to Roxy as Roxy saw the dragon continue down the hallway*
Mister: So at this point we're just waiting for...
Roxy: Are we at the finale yet?
*The teddy bear from Issue #2-4 jumped from the riff as he started to run down the hall*
Roxy: Deddy Bear?
Deddy Bear: The multiverse has been separated! Snatch and run! Snatch and run y'all!
*The three ran down the hall with him as Deddy Bear turned his head back 180 degrees to the two with a devilish smile. They continued to run down the hallway as it shifted and turned into a blank white room*
Roxy: What now?
Deddy Bear: Mr. Saturday!
Mister: Yes.
Deddy Bear: Do it...
Mr. Saturday: Machina better help me with this.
Deddy Bear: He said you got this.
Mr. Saturday: Of course his b**** a** did! F*** these censors!!!
*Mr. Saturday snapped his fingers as all four walls of the blank white room fell as he was at the edge of the Marvel multi-verse. He then held out his hands as reality was shifting around them*
Mr. Saturday: Okay! Deddy Bear, go ahead and-
*Deddy Bear teleported away as Roxy looked at him*
Roxy: Did he just bail!?
Mr. Saturday: F*** him! Roxy I need you to cover me!
Roxy: Any day! Mr. Saturday!
*Roxy let out a riff along with another as a floating landing platform with Goofys on them were headed to them. Mr Saturday was pushing reality itself as the platform of Goofys got farther and farther. Roxy let out a powerful riff as it's waves shot out and destroyed the platform. More and more showed up as Mickey phased right next to Roxy. Roxy quickly spotted him as Deddy Bear jumped onto him from thin air and started to stab him with a knife*
Mr. Saturday: It's just a projection, keep rocking out!
*Roxy quickly saw the platforms getting closer to them as Roxy blasted them all away with a series of guitar riffs. Mickey then phased out of existence as Deddy Bear threw his knife toward one of the platforms. The knife itself started to cut through space itself as it stuck into what seemed a part of space. That space was then revealed to be Mickey as he roared shaking reality itself. With a powerful jolt Mr. Saturday pushed them far away with their new surrounding turning black*
*Snap*
*They were all now in a blank white room as Mr. Saturday sighed*
Mr. Saturday: Holy shit...wait! Shit! Look! We did it!
Deddy Bear: Did you see my throw?
Roxy: I thought, I put on a good performance.
*Mr. Saturday nodded to her and smiled*
Mr. Saturday: You did Roxy, you did...now go to the others. Relieve Alice when you get the chance.
*Roxy nodded and left as Mr. Saturday walked forward phasing reality back into the space ship. He then sat on the captain's chair and proudly gleamed at the view point of the audience*
Mr. Saturday: And that ladies and gentlemen is how you do an event tie in, that's actually interesting.
Deddy Bear: Hey!
*Mr. Saturday looked at Deddy Bear as Deddy Bear pointed to himself while glaring at Mr. Saturday*
Deddy Bear: Did you see my fucking throw or not!?
Mr. Saturday: Ya, I saw your fucking throw...and it was fucking awful!
*Deddy bear grew a smile as he blushed*
Deddy Bear: I know you're being sarcastic but next time mention me first okay.
Mr. Saturday: Go suck a dick!
*Deddy Bear gleefully left as Mr. Saturday sighed*
Mr. Saturday: Like I said before...best dynamic relationship.
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