Why do my vegetables fall to the ground when I "accidentally" drop them? I'm scared.

Barophobia: the fear of gravity.

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I fear that autocorrect is going to make the world ignoramuses who can't spell. IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING, PEOPLE!

Is bardo even a word? Because that's what autocorrect changed it to.

Okay, I looked it up, and it's Tibetan!

But, when I type in hombre... Oh my udder fudding pancakes. I put in nombre, not hombre!