The keyboard sat alone in the closet unused and sad. Till one day, he heard an OOF sound as heavy item was being placed on the desk. He peaked out and saw A computer! He blushed madly thinking 'finally I got a computer senpai.' but he looked over and gasped his evil rival keyboard Chan! 'computer-senpai is mine!' this made keyboard angry he waiting for so long for computer-senpai. He walked up to keyboard Chan, and they fought. Keyboard knocked the other out, and buried him under the clothing. When the people came in, obviously looking for keyboard Chan they couldn't find him and picked up keyboard. They brought him to computer and placed him in front. He blushed madly saying 'c-computer senpai!' and then they kissed.

WELL then... Go follow her Prince_Connor