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Sadly no, there is no actual cat laser and NO this is NOT a Hypertana oneshot. It is Hyperlaser and Princess.

Princess was the only cat in the entire world Hyper cared about. Or animal for that matter. You could say he cared a bit for Katana's owl, midnight (hi Whirlingdrago) but not really. But Princess was perfect in every way. 

She was cute. She was soft, she was fluffy and playful and loved Hyperlaser just as much as he loved her. So of course, when she began whimpering and meowing in pain, Hyperlaser practically lost it.

He rushed his beloved cat to the HOSPITAL. He didn't care that it was silly. HE was freaking out and only cared about his darling cat. 

He was directed to a nearby good vet, and immediately brought her to the vet's emergency room.

Hours and hours went by, before a vet came out. "We'll be having Princess stay the night here, you can head home. Come back tomorrow at around noon." This only made Hyper's anxiety worse. 

"Is she okay? Can I see her? What's wrong? Is she dying?!" he asked so many questions at once, that the vet blinked and actually thought for a moment. "She's fine. We're not sure what the problem is, but we'll have results by tomorrow.

This helped nothing. "But how do you know she's fine? She could have a disease! Or an injury or-" The vet cut him off. "We're sure it's nothing serious. We will take good care of her. I swear." 

Hyper knew he didn't have an option. "Okay.... but I'm coming back at noon exactly tomorrow." The vet smiled. "Alright, I'll see you then. Have a good night, sir." 

Hyper left the vet anxious and a nervous reck, no better than before. He wandered down the street, walking into a bar and sitting down. He ordered a large number of drinks and chugged them all. He payed and left, heading home.

After returning home, he flopped on his bed and began freakign out again, but now he was drunk. After a while, he started sobbing, and then passed out.

THE NEXT MORNING

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Hyperlaser woke up, looked around for Princess, and then freaked out. Then he remembered she was at the vet, and he calmed down. Then he remembered she was at the vet and freaked out, rushing to get dressed and ready, and left by 11:00 (he's a late riser fight me about it)

He ran down the streets, making it there at noon. The vet was waiting and welcomed him. As they walked to Princess's room, he explained the situation. "So, it turns out she was not sick, injured, or with a parasite. It was something else. You'll see when we enter."

As they entered, Hyperlaser saw Princess curled up. He ran over and hugged her tight. She saw him and nuzzled her head against his helmet. She was curled around something. Or somethings....

They were.... No. It can't be. There's no way. Princess barely ever was allowed outside, because of the cold! Are those.....

KITTENS?!?!?!?!?!?!??!!??!?!?! "PRINCESS, YOUR A MOM?!" Hyperlaser exclaimed. He couldn't tell if he was happy, relieved, shocked, surprised, or confused. All of them. He was all of them at this moment. 

"But how? You barely go outside, and I never let you out of my sight!" The vet cut into the conversation. "We weren't quite sure how, but now you're a grandfather." Hyperlaser started sobbing in relief, and hugged Princess and the 5 kittens close.

2 HOURS LATER

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He had fed princess and given her milk. She was now feeding her babies, and Hyper was in his room, looking up how to care for kittens. Princess came in, carrying a kitten. She dropped it on the bed and trotted out of the room, bringing another. 

Eventually, she had brought all the kittens next to Hyperlaser, and then snuggled up against him, squishing the kittens between them. Hyper put his phone down and pet Princess.

He probably didn't have the money or time to care for 5 kittens and Princess, but he wasn't getting rid of them. They were his. All his. And he would love and care for all 5 of them, nd Princess.