I AM SMARTER THAN HALF THE KIDS IN MY CLASS.

And, before you ask, no - I am not in gen pop.

I am in a prestigious academy, and to add to my case - I AM IN CLASS 1-A ALPHA.

Class 1-A ALPHA is their advanced class for truly intelligent people, and I am one of them.

Let me explain,

Phantom Academy is a prestigious academy in the country of Arcadia. I, Topaz Zirconium, am one of their very students.

Of course, having to deal with my fellow classmates was a pain in the ass.

"Gaaaaaahhhhhhhhh...." Said a cat.... girl, (see when I said my classmates were a pain in the ass?), "Zirconium, please with your almighty wisdom, help this poor sap!"

The cat girl had yellow fur, which shifted to a milky white at the mouth and nose. She had long, ebony hair and equally long yellow ears which had white tuffs at the tips. I couldn't tell if she had a tail - so maybe she was a bobtailed cat.

She also wore a horrible rubber red dress with knee high boots, damn Phantom and it's lax nature on dress codes...

I grumbled. "Why should I?"

The cat girl gave a smirk. "Because... me and my crew will be forever in your debt."

"Crew and I," I corrected, "but... alright."

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"What am I helping you with...?" I suddenly remembered I never asked for her name.

Not like it mattered.

"Oh, my name is Honeysuckle Marie Smith - or just Honey." She continued, "And what you are helping us with... ahah, is my crew and I's skit in the talent show."

"What." I said flatly.

"Haha! I bamboozled you!"

"No, I won't do that."

"But Zirconium...! You said you would!" Honey whined.

I sighed. "Oh..." She's like the rest of your classmates... "Okay - but just this once okay!"

Honey smiled, "And then we shall be forever in debt to the profound and intelligent Topaz Zirconium!" Honey stated sarcastically.

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