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Phil's POV

danisnotonfire Is Now Online.

My stomached flipped and my heart was beating faster when it showed he had come online. 

danisnotonfire is my internet friend. His name is Daniel James Howell. He likes being called Dan or Daniel at the stretch. His favourite colour is black, and always says that until a darker colour is made.. black will do just fine. He has a good sense of humour, he loves video games. He has almost the same hair as me, only he has chest nut brown hair and chocolate brown eyes to match.

He is 6'3 and he can play the piano. He says he is bad at it, but he played it while on a Skype call once and I think he is amazing at it. He can also play the drums. He told me he is in collage studying law, but hates it. He found me through my YouTube channel and I got him to start his own.

Now you know the basics of my friend Dan, you should also know he is pretty much the only person I call a friend. All of my other 'friends' either abandon me or just hang around when they have no one else. Dan said he is pretty much the same.

People take the mick out his voice. Calling him "posh" when he is actually "articulate". He has a weird fetish for placenta for some reason, and if I had never spoke to him... I wouldn't know what a placenta is in so much detail. Thanks by the way for that Dan.

Anyway... I saw that he had come online and not long after I messaged him... this was our chat.

AmazingPhil: Hey Dan :)

danisnotonfire: Hey Phil. :P Hru today?

AmazingPhil: Good, hbu?

danisnotonfire: Not too bad myself. I was wanting to ask you something...

AmazingPhil: What is it?

danisnotionfire: Well I was thinking... since I'm on my term break in collage.. how about we meet up? In real life?

AmazingPhil: Wait really? I would love to meet you in real life Dan!

danisnotonfire: Really?

AmazingPhil: YES!

danisnotonfire: Okay... how about we meet up? At the Manchester picadilly train station?

AmazingPhil: Sure, when about do you want to meet?

danisnotonfire: Hmmm, on Friday? That seems to be the best day for every thing. :p

AmazingPhil: Yes! It does. :p

We carried on talking, talking about the details and things. Telling each other what we will be wearing so we can spot each other. Even though i would never really be able to miss Dan. He stands out to me.

* * *

It was Friday, and we were going to meet each other at 1:00. In one hour. I was racing around my room getting into my outfit I had picked out, re brushing my teeth ad hair wanting to make sure that I looked perfect for this. I re straightened my hair quickly then checked myself in the mirror. I took deep breaths, then looked at the time. I had 15 minuets to get there. I had my hoodie on so I knew I would be warm enough. I grabbed my wallet and everything and raced out of my apartment, leaving the building and making my way to the Manchester train station.

* * *

I finally got there and stood around, waiting for the train to arrive. I only had to wait for 5 minuets before i could see it starting to get close from the distance. I felt my heart start to pound in my chest, my hands getting sweaty. I'm not going to lie... I was so nervous.

At the same time I seriously can't wait to meet him. The train slowly stopped, and i was on my tiptoes, looking over the crowds of people to try and see him, I decided to walk out of the crowds of people and stand where there were few people around.

I looked around more until I heard it. His voice. 

"Phil!" He shouted, running over to me, dragging a suitcase behind him. I beamed at him and walked over, hugging him as soon as we reached each other. He abandoned his suitcase by his side. I hugged him tight in my arms. "Hello Dan." I mumbled in his ear. After a few minuets we parted from each other and he smiled at me.

"Hello Phil." I smiled again and pulled him into another hug. Taking in his sent and feeling like never letting him go. "I can't believe it... you are here. You are actually here." I said to him as we puled apart once again. 

"Of course I'm here. I really wanted to meet you. I just couldn't wait to meet you. I felt so nervous to meet you at first... but now... I'm glad I'm here." He told me. "I was the same... i wanted our fist time meeting each other to be perfect."

"Phil... just being able to see you is perfect to me." He beamed at me. I smiled and laughed a little. C'mon. let's get out of here and get to my place where it's quiet. Then we can talk in peace. I smiled at him and walked by his side, staying there the whole way home.

* * *

When we got back, I took him to a spare room that is never used. It's a spare bedroom that was there for guests. It was pretty much empty, bar the few shelves, the bed of course and a wardrobe a long with a few other things. 

I left him in there a lone to unpack the things he brought with him. He was staying over for the week, and to be honest... I want it to be longer.

After he was done unpacking, he walked out of his room and I heard him walking around. "In here!" I shouted from my room. "Pfft I knew that! I was just looking around" He didn't sound so sure about it but walked into my room. I smiled from my place on the bed, putting my laptop on the bed in front of me. Is the room okay for you?" I asked.

He smiled and nodded, almost like a child. I laughed a little. "I think we should film a video... but lets do that tomorrow."

"Can't wait." He replied. 

* * *

The next day was video day.  I was wearing my black and yellow shirt with some black skinny jeans, and Dan was wearing a grey shirt, with black skinny jeans."So, what do you want to do in this video?" He asked. "I'm going to ask people on twitter the ask us questions... but what should we call the video?" I asked him. He got lost in a thought for a second sat on my bed with his legs crossed. I was on the floor beside the bed. 

"Phil is not on fire? A mix between our names?" He suggested. "Yes! I love it!" I thought for a second too. "Because we are so grown up, and we are really mature... why don't we wear cat whiskers?" I joked around laughing a little, my tongue poking out the side of my mouth. 

"Oh my god... Phil. That is actually am amazing idea! I see why you're called Amazing Phil!" He giggled a little. I smiled and got up going to my desk and grabbing a Sharpie pen. I sat on the floor again. and kept it by my side.

Dan had found my toy lion, and I smiled as he looked at it. "You really do like lion's huh?" He grinned holding it up to show me. I rolled my eyes but smiled. "Yes I do." I was standing up asking twitter to send questions with the hashtag #Philisnotonfire, watching Dan turn the camera on to start the video.

He had lion in his hands and started to put lion in his mouth while he was close to the camera, as if he was going to eat lion, but then pulled it away and shut his mouth looking into the camera. It made me giggle but i was going to edit the part where I giggle out.

I sat down on the floor beside him and i was going to edit it, so it didn't take so long for me to by him in the video.

"Why do you always make cat whiskers on your face?" He asked to the camera. I grabbed the sharpie pen and he looked at me. I grinned and drew them on him. "One cat whisker, Two cat whisker, Three cat whisker. There." I giggled a little and he looked at the camera, I did too after. He giggled before drawing cat whiskers on me. 

He got close to the camera again and I meowed in the back ground. "What does a giraffe sound like?" He asked to the camera, after he had looked at his phone for the question to read. I made a weird noise and we both started laughing. "Every-every animal... makes that noise with you." He said as he looked down at the paper he wrote questions on again for the next question.

I made the noise again, and Dan pushed his nose up with his finger. 

"Zebra." Dan said out of no where. This video was going to make no sense. We were chatting in between, but all of that I was going to edit out. "Zeebra." I said and after Dan repeated it to me with a girly voice. 

Dan laughed and I stared at the camera, kind of brain dead for a second, when Dan asked the next question. "If you had to lose your leg or your nose, what would you lose?" I laughed brining my hand to my mouth for a second as I looked at him, then back at the camera. I would lose my leg. Imagine my face without a nose." I pushed my nose down with two fingers and Dan came out with. "Voldemort has no nose." After i said "I look like voldemort." After that Dan said "Voldemort is pretty fit to be honest."

"I already look like voldemort."

"I would bang voldemort." Dan said at the same time.

I got close to the camera, and in a creepyish way said. "Harry." Dan laughed a little and I found a lion paw, putting it on my hand for some reason. 

"Ninja or Pirate?" He asked. "Ninja. Huuuaaaa." I did a karate motion at the camera, the paw still on my hand.

"I am naked right now." Dan said looking at the camera. I didn't know how to react to it at first, but ended up going "Oooh." In a sexy kind of way.

"Would you eat ham? Every day for the rest of you life if you got paid £10000 for every month you lived?" I was looking down. I looked up at the camera and replied not long after with, "Yes, although I would probably die of ham poisoning." 

"Ham overdose." He replied "Ham overdose." I repeated. "Ham." I said.

"Ham."

"Hhhham."

I held up my other lion teddy to the camera and in a different type of voice said "Let's go for it."

"Is your house, still haunted?" Dan asked, still looking at the camera when he asked the question. "Ermm, you may not know but, Phil actually lives in the Hotel from the film the shining." He grabbed the camera and we got up going on a little house tour. 

We left my room going to the window. "They have the death cathedral window." next we went to the bathroom. "Demonic toy number one." He videoed a doll and then walked out filming the stairs. "Generally the hotel from the shining." He then filmed a photo that was on a wall. "Pictures of the family that were brutally murdered in this house 200 years ago."

"Oh my god Dan! Don't forget I live here. Don't make me scared of my own home!" I told him off and he laughed it off going to the next location of the house. I will cut the part where I shout out but leave the 'Family murdered' part in. 

He filmed some sort of mask thing. "What the hell is that... ermm." He moved on. I think it actually scared him. It creeps me out too. I carried on following him. He filmed the front door of death. "Front door of death." I giggled at what he said and we walked to another room, he filmed a second doll that sits in the room. 

When I ran into the room and dived onto the bed, I was laying on my stomach on the bed but my legs were hanging off onto the floor. "The actual scariest doll in existence." Dan continued after laughing at me. "That will just chop you up in your sleep. Look at it." He turned the camera towards me.

"Isn't that right?" He asked me and I looked up at the camera. "Mhmm." I nodded then looked back at the doll. 

We went back to my room and Dan slowly turned in a full circle on the spot as I stood in the doorway. "Possibly the scariest thing in the house." I made a scary face at the camera and moved my hands around like they were claws.

 We both laughed and then sat back down on the floor putting the camera back on the cabinet. "Who was your first love?" Dan asked to the camera once again, and I answered with, "Your mum." Dan laughed quietly and shook his head as I just smirked a little and stared at the camera. When  he was done he carried on asking questions.

"May I stroke your glabella?" I was confused at this question and turned to Dan. "What's a glabella?"

"Let's find out what a glabella is." He said and quietly I responded with, "Okay." As I moved out of the camera's way to grab my laptop. I passed it to Dan and Dan searched it up. "A glabella is the space between the eyebrows and above the nose." 

I pointed to it for two seconds saying "There" and Dan repeated it then I said "Show the diagram." Pointing to the screen. Dan turned the computer screen to show it, but it didn't work. The screen was too bright and too close to see the diagram very well. "Oh." I mumbled.

"That's so interesting Phil." I laughed in the back ground a little. "I bet they're all so glad they can see the diagram." 

Dan held another one of my lion toys, kneeling up and his head was out of shot. I leant over to the side and kissed the lion. I don't really know why. I just did. 

Still being out of shot Dan asked "Is it fun being a man now?"

"Yeah! Especially now iv'e got my, cordless hammer drill." I grabbed it from beside me and held it up. Why I keep it in my room I have no idea. Dan moved back down into shot and put lion down saying, "So manly." I held my arm up showing off my muscles and Dan laughed a little.

I had picked up a light weight and started using it for no reason. Like I said... the video was going to be completely random. "Ow yeah." Dan said and laughed. I repeated after "Ow yeahh." Laughed with him a little. I put it down and Dan started laughing. I leant over to the side and into Dan who carried on laughing.

I sat back up and pocked my tongue out the side of my mouth. "What would you do if  ghos-" With out realising I did it again but differently then realized.  "I need to stop doing that." I covered my mouth with my hand as I spoke.

Dan got onto my bed and laid on it on his stomach. "Can you say something in french?" (A/N: I didn't catch what he said bc yes. This is taken from their first PINOF video. It's too cute to leave out.)

We both spoke in french the best we could before moving on. "Do you use an iron to straighten your hair like Steven does?" He asked yet another question. "Yes." I replied with a small smile. "No, okay." He pushed me away while getting closer to the camera. "Phil has really crappy GHD's that don't even work." He moved away from the camera again. "They are pound land GHD's"

"They are.. GDH's." I said after before he copied what i said. "They are GDH'S"

I said another thing in french, before me and Dan went off to go do something else for a second. Dan had seen something when we were walking around the house. He started doing something. "I'm filming it." I said laughing a little. "Are you actually?" He stopped for a second. "Yeah." After that he carried on.

"I think, you should quack." I then made a duck's quack noise after. Dan made some random noise.

He was back over at my bed laying on it again laughing. I started laughing again too. "Don't make me a loner over here." I looked at him. He rolled his eyes and joined me back on the floor smiling. 

"How do rabbits get protein?" He asked. "From eating a lot of meat." was my reply. "Should i even bother asking about your feet?" 

"Nooo." I responded deep, but quiet. Almost slightly demonic. I leant back and kicked my feet in the air to show my non matching socks before sitting up again. I was going to edit that to be short. People always as me for pics of my feet because of their feet fetish. It's quite weird.

"If you had a warning label what would it say?"
 "DANGER!"

I picked up a Walley toy figure that was randomly on my bedroom floor and held it close to Dan. "alley." He said and i repeated him, watching him lick it. I watched him from the little screen the camera had.

"Would you and your lion, ever have a threesome with hannah montanna?" I laughed at the stupid question and Dan joined in. I found a photo of hannah in my room and picked up lion sitting back beside Dan, holding the two things up close to my face.

 Dan took the picture of Miley off me and started licking it. "Miley." He said before shoving it in his mouth moaning. I laughed at his weirdness slightly creeped out at the same time as finding it funny. he took it back out of his mouth laughed and put it in the bin. I shook my head at him and did a quick fringe check, before he started with the next question.

"Do you have eyelashes?" 
"No."

"What was your first word?" He asked and I thought for a few seconds before answering, "Light."  said it again a little bit higher pitched. I was doing something and stood up swapping sides with Dan. I sat beside him and he started talking to the camera again. 

"This is the most fun iv'e ever had-" I smirked at the camera and turned knocking him over. "Oh." He laughed as I had him pinned to the floor. When i finally got off him, letting him sit up. We linked arms and did and hand hearts to the camera. 

"Byeee." We said together. I took my hands apart and unlinked our arms. "That was so cheesy." I said to him as he leaved forward towards the camera. "It was supposed to be cheesy." He chuckled.

"Bye bye everybody." I said again. "Good byeee."

"Bye bye." I licked the air towards Dan and then he lent forwards to lick the camera but didn't. He turned the camera off after that.

"That honestly was the most fun iv'e ever had. You are fun to hang around with Phil. I'm so glad i decided to meet you in real life." He smiled. 

"I'm glad to meet you too Dan." I pulled him into another hug and pushed him backwards to the floor. He laughed again and I did too.

We stayed there for a while longer. Happy to finally have each other by each other's side after 6 months of talking to each other.

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I hope you guys enjoyed this. I wanted to write this oneshot because the first PINOF was so cute, and the whole part where they met online and met for the first time is just so cute. They have a really good friend ship. It goes to show that the internet isn't always a bad place... and good can always come out of it.

I love you guys and i'll see you in the next one. 

Peace <3

~Jo <3