"if you come back, bring a new name for everything".

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oh the peanut gallery will love this one.

i would like to take time out of my busy schedule which includes spending 5-10 hours online everyday even when we have a show to thank every last one of the maybe 8-10 people that voted in the [account namw]  for thinking of me and my band. oh and my friend samaire. this kinda bugged me she was put on there, clearly you must think her journal is bad just because of her username. if any of you actually read it you wouldn't feel that way but that's okay, don't get past her crappy username. your loss. if she had made s_armstrong we wouldn't even be discussing this.

so anyways, everyone take a moment of your time to for me as worst actor in these unknown awards. what? i'm not nominated for that? well i should have been up for it- for nine nominations. damn it, clearly i was robbed. anyone that has seen our video knows this. i can't act my way out of a wet paper bag- but why would i be in a wet or dry paper bag in the first place?

the 8th nomination is cause i the newest member of the one tree hill cast so if they win that is another award going on my mama's fireplace. and i don't mean on it, i mean in it. catch me on one tree hill march 29th, april 5th and april 12th. jon radtke also would like to count as part of the one tree hill cast cause his song was on an episode once. i am sure that will sway a few votes towards team oth.

i hope taylor locke wins worst attempt at drama because his makes me yawn. honestly.

but no okay. how is patrick worst bandmember? he sings, plays guitar, and puts all his free time into coming up with music for our new songs. i understand me being nominated, all i do is write and frolic onstage with my bass pretending to play it. i bring down my band's rep with my n00dz and my various public fueds. but patrick for real goes above and beyond for this band and that was like scraping the bottom of the barrel for another nomination, clearly. i am thinking it was a slow turnout anyway, seeing as three people i had randomly voted i didn't think anyone else would were nominated for awards. but that isn't the point.

er.. do we even call these awards? or something like punishments?

anyways as far as patrick goes, if you wanted to peg him for the right category, you should have put worst athlete. that's right. worst ever. patrick isn't in shape, he can't lift weights and he can only throw a fit. if you have ever seen him run or smelled him afterwards you know exactly what i mean by worst athlete. me and patrick would also like to win worst slash couple cause obviously no one in the world has ever thought of us being together, there aren't a ton of fan fics floating around about us or anything. but defying laws of nature and sometimes gravity (don't ask), we have been and it's pretty controversial. yep. we are married and we own this house with an nice view of atlantis out the window. at nights tinkerbell is often mistaken for a firefly. oj simpson cruises by our house during the day in a white bronco shaking a golf club menacingly every now and again just to be a bully. boo on him. once i saw bigfoot and patrick compare sideburns. even the ghost of hitler stops by for teatime and discussions about how to handle joe, but he can't get over tugging at his mustache in deep thought while referring to him as "that jew". he thinks we'd be a lot better off without joe...

also vote me for worst attempts at comedy.

but in all seriousness. if you have a real issue with me personally please by all means.. comment here and tell me. we can solve it. no need to be anonymous. we are snowflakes on kitten whiskers and raindrops on rose petals. we are the sunrise over a graveyard. maybe our time hasn't passed. i think we can solve whatever.

hearts everywhere.

petey

ps- let's all visit and share what we learn in private.