"Hey, Pep! I'm going to the store! Do you and Peter need anything!" Tony screamed down the hall.

"Uhm.. just some pjs for Peter! That's it!" Pepper yelled back.

"Okay!!"

——time skip———

"Really, Tony?" Pepper said, coming out of their house.

"What?" Tony asked.

"You know? When I said pjs, I meant pajamas." Pepper deadpanned.

"Oh. I thought you meant private jet.." Tony said.

"Why the hell would I ask you to get a private jet for our 2 year old son?"

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Guess who just learned how to shoot a gun??🔫🔫