ItsJustKai: Another one by apjofan76 ! :D

Peter wanted to say that he was surprised when Mr. Shuu didn't accept his permission slip, but really, who in their right mind would believe that Tony Rogers-Stark signed a permission slip for a field trip.

Granted that he actually did do that, mostly because Peter is his son. Still since nobody actually knew this piece of information, no one could actually blame him for not believing Peter.

However Peter thought it was a little bit of a overreaction to give him an entire month of detention for forgery that he didn't commit.

"Mr. Shuu, please, I swear I didn't forge this, you can call my....." he didn't get a chance to finish.

"Groveling won't get you out of punishment Mr. Parker, unless you could get Tony Stark to come and say that he signed your slip, you're gonna have to do the detentions. " Mr. Shuu says with a sneer on his face.

Peter really didn't want to spend an hour each month listening to Steve's PSA's (especially since he's the guy Peter calls pops and he knows for a fact that Steve barely followed a rule in his goddamn life) but he apparently didn't have much of a choice.

He sighed and left the class, he wondered how to tell this to his fathers and not have them coming in his school repulsours ablaze and demand an apology.

"Hey Happy." he greeted. and got in the car. The man in question frowned.

"You ok there kid? you usually talk my ear off by now."

Peter sighed,
"yeah I'm fine, just got a detention. " Happy made a noncommittal noise of acknowledgement and began driving. the rest of the drive was in silence.

When Peter went inside he was pleasantly surprised to see Deadpool running around the living area, then his brain processed the fact that the other boy was actually running for his life.

"STAY THE FUCK OUT OF MY BUILDING DEADPOOL, JUST BECAUSE FURY LET YOU IN SHIELD DOESN'T MEAN YOU GET TO COME IN THE TOWER." Peter heard his dad scream from where he was running behind Wade with his gauntlets on to blast him.

His pops was too busy being a disappointed husband to actually admonish Tony about his language.

"Come on Tony, he's not even doing anything, he just wants to meet Peter." Bruce, sweet innocent Bruce input from where he is watching all the drama.

"YEAH, I JUST WANT TO CUDDLE WITH BABY BOY WHY IS THAT SO BAD?" Wade yelled out from where he was dodging repulsor blasts.

"uh, hey guys" Peter says awkwardly from the entrance.

"BABY BOY!!" Wade jumps for him and tackles him into a hug. Tony, to his credit lowers the gauntlets when Peter gets in the hit zone and grumbles about sons with terrible choice in romantic partner.

"Hey, Peter, thanks for stopping Tony. " Steve greeted.

"Hey, pops, I'll just..... go to my room..." he grabbed Wade and was about to walk out when he was stopped.

"Is something wrong little spider?" Natasha questioned.

Now see here's the thing, Peter learned how to lie better to try to hide his identity to anyone but hos family, but this is Natasha, you can't just go and lie to the Black Widow. it's not even about morals, you literally can't lie to her.

Peter decided to go the half truth route, " I.... got a detention" the Avengers that are present at the room froze,

"You, got a detention? you?" Clint asked incredulously.

"Uh, yeah, for a month actually." his voice sounded small even to himself.

"what happened?" Bucky asked

Peter sighed, there was no use to hide it now, the avengers and Wade caught the scent, they'll do whatever it takes to find out what happened to Peter.

he took a seat and then began to talk,
"Well you know how I had a field trip tomorrow? so I got Dad to sign the permission slip, but since the adoption isn't public knowledge yet, my teacher thought I forged the signature. And I don't think he likes me very much but any way he gave me a months detention. "

Peter took a breath after he finished rambling, he looked at his family, most of their faces were hardened, even Bruce had a frown.

"Guys, it's fine, he probably thinks my guardian's still......." he trailed off thinking of aunt may always brought a pang in his heart. even though he was glad that her death was peaceful and he got to say goodbye.

Wade hugged him from where he was sitting next to him. Peter shook his head,
"but hey! look at the bright side, I don't have to go to school tomorrow! " Peter tried to sound upbeat.

"Here's an idea, How about we have a family night? we'll get up late, get the training done, then just.... hang out, all of us. " Steve proposed.

"And here we have an example of a supersoldier, his idea of a lazy day in has training in it." Tony snarked. Peter agreed.

"LATE training, and also, only the morning training session. I'll even let you all out of the evening session if you want." Steve bargained. That seemed to work, the present avengers cheered and got up to let the rest of them know.

Peter was staring at Tony intently.

"no"
"but"
"no"
"Dad!"
"no"
"pleaaaase"

Peter used puppy eyes. and Tony was gone.

"FINE, FINE! he can come" Tony says pointing at Wade.

"THANKS DAD!!"

Steve was biting his lips to keep from laughing. Tony turned towards him when Peter left the room with Wade in tow.

"Don't look at me like that, he was giving me puppy dog eyes."

Steve shrugged, "I suppose that's a good reason. He doesn't know how powerful his puppy eyes are."

"I'm glad he doesn't. "

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"So what's on the training agenda today?" Peter asks s
Steve. he just finished his breakfast with the whole family there.

"Well, I was thinking about sparring, I'll divide the groups when we get there. " Steve answered. the rest of them nodded.

"Oh, I think we have a tour group coming in today, want to freak them out?" Clint grinned impishly. He took out his phone and began messeging someone

"Freak them out? Clint, why would we want to do that?" Steve questioned.

"Come on, it'll be fun, imagine the faces when they see the avengers sparring with Deadpool and someone they think is an intern." Sam says with an evil grin of his own.

Steve frowned and looked towards Natasha, she nodded at him to do it and his worries increased, Clint is a prankster, and Sam helps occasionally, sure, but what got Natasha in their plans?

"Uhhhh.... " he hesitated.

"Don't be a downer Capsicle, let the children have their fun." Tony says putting down his phone, and while Steve knew that there was no way he would say no now, he still couldn't help feel slightly cautious.

"I guess... if Peter has no problems. "

Everyone turned to look at Peter who shrugged

"sure why not?"

(little did he know, he just signed his own embarrassment warrent)

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"Hey, fatass, where's your intern of this tower now?" Flash jeered for the hundredth time for the last hour, he was currently getting on Ned's nerves. If it weren't for Peter's secret, he would've just yelled out how much of a not intern Peter actually is.

"Flash, do you not ever get tired of hearing your own voice, I know everyone else already has" MJ replies in a monotonous voice not looking up from her book.

Flash sputtered but became quiet, he was happy to get the tour of Avengers tower. if only for the reason to prove that Peter Parker was not an intern here. he was even more glad to hear that the intern that was giving the tour didn't know anyone working there with the last name Parker.

The tour of the group was halted by a man approaching, he had brown hair and was slightly taller than Mr. Shuu. he had a charming grin on and stopped their tour guide to talk for a bit on the sidelines. The man came back after sending their tour guide somewhere.

"Hello, Midtown high, I'll be taking over your tour from here, our tour guide Mr. Fei long has something urgent that he needs to take care of. Oh, hey Ned. " he greeted.

"Uh... hey Mr. Lang." Ned greeted unsurely.

"How do you know him loser? Don't say now that you have an internship here too?" Flash mocked, and he didn't notice their tour guide's eyes flash darkly. The man recovered quickly enough.

"so what have you kids been seeing till now?" he asks and the students *coughflashcough* began to list off the labs they've been to. Mr. Lang, listened and shook his head,

"Looks like he didn't take you guys anywhere fun at all. Why come to the Avengers tower if you don't even meet the Avengers?" he said a bit mournfully.

"What do you mean Mr. Lang, you can't just meet any Avengers for a school trip" Mr. Shuu frowned.

"well, then let's just make this a special trip then." Scott waved him off and turned to the Class,

"Guys, come on, let's meet the Avengers!" he exclaimed a bit... childishly and proceeded to heard the tour group towards the elevator.

The rest of the class was too excited to notice Ned's worried face or MJ's amused one. (Just like no one knew that she texted Clint that morning while on the bus)

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"Alright, I'm sorry Peter, but I'm gonna pair Tony with Wade for after the brake." Steve announced at the training room. Tony cheered and Wade whimpered.

Clint mumbled something like
'wonder how he convinced him' and nope nope nope nada he does not need to think about how his Dad convinced his Pops to do ANYTHING thank you very much. Damn his super hearing.

He took out his ear plugs that block out sounds not meant for human hearing to listen.

"Alright, I'll spar with Bucky first, then.... Peter and Clint and Sam will be testing out Peter's reflexes again with NON lethal arrows. and then....." Steve finished listing off sparring partners.

He and Bucky got to the center of the mat, the rest of them were relaxing under the highly elevated viewing area, if Peter ever trains in this room, he tends to avoid looking at that area,the less attention he pays to people that might be looking at him the better.

Steve began to go on offence first trying to do some tricks Bucky has been trying to teach him. While they both were serum induced supersoldiers, Steve was more reliant on strength while Bucky was more focused about the techniques.

Tony was, ogling Steve as soon as they began sparring, Natasha was taking in both of their fighting styles, Peter was sure she could take down all of the team without breaking a sweat.

In the end Bucky won. He and Steve joined the others while Bucky was muttering pointers for Steve, and Steve listening attentively.

"Alright, so the idea is that Peter and Sam will be sparring and Clint will shoot randomly to take account of Peter's spider sense, ether or would be too easy." Peter nodded and went to the mat with his uncles, Clint taking out non lethal arrows. and Sam grumbling about how unfair training with superhumans is.

Peter tuned out everything else knowing that his family was watching intensely and this training was mostly for him to be able to focus all his attention despite the vibrations coming from all directions.

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The Class was abuzz after the sparring they never thought they'd ever get to see Captain America and the Winter solder sparring.

Flash was grumbling having lost ten dollars. he bet that Captain America would win.

On a completely unrelated note, MJ was now ten dollars richer.

The buzz however, quieted to a pin drop silence when the next person stepped onto the mat. Ned was frantically texting Peter up until then, but....

Flash had his mouth open before anyone could say anything, a man wearing a pare of metal wings dived at him. Peter dodged, the next time the man dived at him he caught the man, the class then saw an arrow fly straight at Peters heart only for him to anticipate it and dodge, the arrow hit the man who was trying to hold him down.

The class was transfixed. They saw the boy everyday, they knew him as a whimp, when the hell did he get agile enough to fight two people at the same time? the fight ended with the Falcon tapping out and Peter dodging yet another arrow.

"Would you guys like to meet them? I think you have been given access for a while." Scott decides to break the silence. the class merely nodded dumbly and followed Scott inside the training room.

They entered just in time to see the Avengers and one Deadpool laughing at something Peter said, Sam was pouting though and glaring at Clint while rubbing at his arm where a rubber tip of an arrow hit him.

"WHAT THE FUCK PARKER?!?!" Flash screamed. That seemed to snap his attention towards the group standing at the training room entrance. The boy's eyes bugged out.

"WHAT? Mr. Shuu? Ned? what's going on?" Peter asks..

but it seemed that Flash was not yet finished yelling,

"HOW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW THE AVENGERS PENIS, HOW'D YOU DO THAT STUNT BEFORE?!?!‍‌ ‌‍‌"

"Excuse you?" Natasha asked calmly.
"what did you just say?" she walked towards Flash slowly and the boy gulped audibly.

"w-well Ma'am I was- just, just saying, that Peter is a whimp, why is h-he allowed to train with you" Flash says, and Peter wished that he had some way of shutting him up.

"Really son? and why is he a whimp?" Steve questioned and no one noticed Tony and Bucky grab Mr. Shuu to have a talk with him a bit further away.

"he doesn't really fight back. I mean if he wasn't a whimp he'd stand up for himself right?"

"Are you saying that you've been hitting babyboy? because it sounds an awful lot like that." Wade had a Katana in a hand, If he wasn't hugging Peter from behind, Peter was sure he'd get to know what minced Flash looked like by now.

"uh- well, i-uh" Flash really didn't have any defence for himself, but he looks damn well about to cry.

"Guys, come on let's not do this right now." Peter tries to stop his family.

"Why not? you have enough shit to deal with as it is, why not just stop him?" Natasha says in a menacing tone.

Flash probably saw his life flash before his eyes. But before the Avengers could chew his head out, Tony and Bucky came back with a Mr. Shuu who looked ready to cry.

"What are you still doing in my building? " Tony says getting a look at Flash. Flash, took it as a sign of dismissal, and booked it the heck out of there.

Mr. Shuu nervously herded the children, "come on kids, tour is over." he gathered them all when Sam called out,

"Hey, teacher, I've got Ned's mom on the phone, she says he can stay." he handed the phone to the catatonic teacher he listened to what she said and nodded towards Ned who grabbed Peter and walked off towards an elevator with deadpool following.

After the tour group left, Tony turned towards Steve,
"we have a meeting with Peter's principal tomorrow babe, keep your schedule clear." Steve merely nodded.