ItsJustKai: Welp, I guess RDJ ships it.

Another one by apjofan76 !

This has spideypool and stony of course.

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Ned sighed as the bell rung another day in the hell scape called highschool, he's usually a little (emphasis on little) bit more upbeat, but it's been four days without Peter being there and Ned. Is. Bored.

Sure he had MJ, bur the girl could care less about Lego or star wars... it's just not the same without Peter. Besides what's a guy in the chair to do without his spiderman? (the "wait for you to come back" meme comes to his head, he quickly dismisses it.)

He understands why Peter had to go. The guy is the heir to the Stark Industries, also an Avenger in training, and really, he can't fault Tony for making him take an excused week off.
It seemed that Ms. Potts wanted him to start in the buiseness part of SI.

From the texts Ned got in the past four days, Peter has been attending galas charity events and board meetings under the guise of the heir of SI who will be made public in a few months.

Which, Cool!! but it also means he has to suffer through classes without his best friend, and he is not at all about that life choice.

Mr. Leroy walks in the class and starts teaching about basic coding, which might have been a little bit interesting if he wasn't good enough to hack Tony Rogers-Stark's tech (some might call him petty, bit he's really really proud of accomplishing that.)
"So class I hope you remember that we have our annual surprise Field trip tomorrow."

Ned rolled his eyes, alright dude, he got it after the first ten time, they had to behave wherever they're going.
OK, so maybe he's a bit more salty than he lets on, but come on, he could program these in his sleep!

"Just trust me when I say that you're all going to love the place." be says with the conspirational wink that all the teachers has been doing since they announced the trip.

Ned makes eye contact with MJ. The girl's face containing a profound displeasure at yet again being told that they'll like the destination, Ned understood the sentiment.

He took his phone out as soon as the bell rang to text Peter.

(bold is Peter and underline is Ned)

Man, if the teachers were this excited, you'd think they'd just come out and say where the trip is.

The reply is instantaneous

they're still alluding to the tour?

IT'S SO FRUSTRATING!!!!! I'M STARTING SYMPATHISE WITH MJ!"

yikes, good luck man.

how are things on your end? the galas cool?

I almost had a sensory overload from all the standing around an TALKING. also some of the old people were creeps.

Ned grimaced in sympathy for his friend and walked out of the school messaging about Legos and Star wars and everything else they didn't have time to nerd out about, He'll probably go to the tower later but hey, school time is prime talking with best friend time.

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Peter sighed as he got another call in his Bluetooth his aunt Pepper insisted he got for the first few days. While Tony had no intention of making Peter a CEO and Peter had even less of an intention of being one, he would however, take over for Tony's job which is inventing and just being the owner.

But he would have to be introduced as the heir of the Stark fortune as well as the prodigy to Tony Rogers-Stark. That meant people in high places would have to know him, Pepper promised that the overwhelming number of calls would die down after the initial few days, after they realise they'd gain as much of a favour in SI from Peter as they get from Tony. (which is to say absolutely none)

Peter figured that he'd probably be over it on a month or so, but he has discovered that he hates formal parties with a burning passion. Those things are stuffy, people just... talk and eat absurdly politely (yes, eat politely) and just stand around and occasionally dance a reeealy slow waltz or something.

Peter was done with those parties in the first five minutes, even if he was trying to remember all the people his dad introduced him to, (which is frankly a lot)

His saving grace was that his pops was also at those parties and looking as uncomfortable as he felt and His dad trying to get out with the two of them as soon as possible. Though he audibly gulped when some of them gave him a shark like smile so he must have done something right.

(he may or may not have heard his dad mutter something about being naturally cute and likable and how it's unfair)

Peter has been slowly learning the business for the last four days, Pepper has been a great teacher but he was honest to god finished with businessmen who thought they could use him for personal gain.

Right now he got a call from Mr. Keaton. The guy gave him heebeejeebies, and not only because he kinda looks like Tooms (But that definitely plays a major role in the dislike.)

He was debating whether or not to receive the call when his father noticed his constipated look.

"who's it?" he called.

"Mr. Keaton"

"Drop the Mr. kid and cut the call, he's sleazy and I'm pretty sure he was thinking about getting in your pants." Tony says. Peter sends a disgusted look towards his phone before cutting the call and then throwing it a bit on the couch.

His pops peels his eyes from the tablet he was reading,
"Really? why didn't you tell me?"

Tony shrugged,

"we didn't need a scene there, and besides, his company was going to be ruined in a month, why add extra grief? " Tony says nonchalantly. Steve raises an eyebrow Peter has his mouth gaping

"And how did you know that his company's gonna be ruined in a month." Steve asks feigning an air of casualness.

Tony smirks,

"Oh, you know... genius intuition... business far sight and all that"

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"Mini boss, could you make an appearance and give a speech at a tour today? I'm trying to fit it in Boss's schedule but it is not fitting unless it cuts into something. " Friday informed. Peter grew uneasy at the thought of a speech.

"Do I have to? Is Dad gonna be there?"

"Yes boss will be there with you. And being there is advisable "

"I can't give a speech, if dad's gonna be there, he can handle the speech thing right? I'll just hang around in the background." Peter said.

"Very well young sir I'll inform boss." Peter breathed a sigh of relief

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"Hey Leeds, where's your intern buddy now, too scared to show his face here?" Flash nudged for the umpteenth time that day. Ned sighed for the umpteenth time that day.

"Hey Eugene, I'm pretty sure my eyes are the healthiest organ in my body, and all because of how many times I have to roll them at what you say, should I thank you?" MJ says in her monotonous voice. Someone snickers in the back.

The tour group reaches one of the more higher level labs they will see. And while Ned would have probably frozen in shock about the whole thing in the past, He. Is. Bored. don't get him wrong, the lab is cool, but it's... actually one of the lower accessed labs he goes in.

Ned doesn't really know what role he has in the SI. The official term is something close to paid intern. The unofficial term is more "Peter's best friend who makes codes with Tony and Peter for the suits sometimes, and helps other interns the other times."

MJ, is also a Paid Intern™. which is to say, he's pretty sure Pepper is conditioning MJ to take over her job as CEO. (Or she's preparing her to become the next president or head of S.H.I.E.L.D. Ned isn't really sure.)

"Hey, Michele, did Penis get you an internship too, since he's all buddy buddy with Tony Stark?" Flash mocked, Ned will forever be amazed at how stupid m the boy could be.

"He's Rogers-Stark Thompson, or did you forget the wedding that was on nearly every media?" It was amazing how MJ could control the flow of the conversation and change the subject without anyone noticing, Ned sometimes wished he and Peter had that power.

"Whatever Bitch."

"Flash if you're going to call someone a bad bitch, you should say the full title, not everyone's title works broken down. For instance, you're a dumbass, but you could also be called both Dumb and Ass" Ned quipped getting a small lip twitch from MJ. he calls that a win.

"You're gonna pay for that Fatass, and your liar buddy isn't here to save you."

"Why are you calling my Baby boys best friend a fatass?" A new voice joined their fray, from right next to Flash's ear. MJ looked impressed by the fact he managed to get so close without any one noticing despite wearing red and black.

"Wha- Wh- DEADPOOL?!?!?" Flash sputters.

"Yes, glad you know me, but why are you calling Ned names you son of a trash can?" MJ raised an eyebrow.

"Trying to impress the father in law" he says as a mean of explanation.

Ned stepped up because as much as he wanted to see Flash pounded to a fine pulp, he was sure Peter would not be impressed, and he was also sure Flash would bug them even more, and also because he was sure that whenever making a decision, MJ thinks "what would Peter do" and then proceeds to do the exact opposite. So she's obviously not going to help.

"Hey! Wade, man it is so good to see you! listen, could you do me a favour? actually its more like a favour to Peter, can you do that?"

Seeing Wade's face light up like Christmas tree, even when his face is covered in a mask, he decides that MJ's analogy of them being the puppy type boyfriends is absolutely correct

"Anything for baby boy!"

"Great, I need you to not kill Flash for me OK man?"

Wade looked indecisive.
"Are you sure?" he asks.

"Absolutely. Remember your no kill streak? Mr. Rogers-Stark says that he wont let you in the tower if you break it. And well, Peter would miss you man." Ned shrugged. He was spouting a great load of bullshit, but he figures Peter would forgive him for that.

Wade for his part, looked at Flash forlornly as though not being able to kill him is a great dissatisfaction then waves goodbye to leave. he shared a curt nod with MJ, (They had this You Hurt Him I Hurt You And We Don't Interact Otherwise relationship).

After he left though, Flash found his voice,

"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT LEEDS?"

"That was Ned saving your life, you are now forever indebted to him, and can only repay him by being his servant for the rest of your high school life." MJ replied.

They were getting ready to leave the Lab when a very frazzled looking Dr. Banner came in. He looked like he was running on coffee and energy drinks. Ned recognizes the look from seeing it many times on Peter and Tony. (seriously what is up with the sleep deprived scientist superheroes?)

The man's eyes focus on Ned when the rest of the class is too busy mumbling "Holy shit that's Bruce flipping Banner."

"Ned, listen, could you take a look at the codes of this one?" he asks handing his tablet to Ned.

"Sure thing Doc, I'll get right on it as soon as you take a nap." Bruce looks at him like Nap is a foreign concept.

"Dude, do you even remember what day it is?"

"Wednesday? "

"It's Friday, go take a nap, and I swear I'll get back to you on this" Dr. Banner nodded and stalked out of the room, hopeful to his room to sleep. Ned, pointedly ignored all of his classmates who were (very unsubtly) pointing at him and whispering.

Can this tour get any worse?

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"Young sir, the tour group you're supposed to meet is getting close."

"Alright Friday, where's Dad?"
"Boss said it he will be here in a minute. "
"OK" Peter heaved a sigh and pulled out his phone from his pocket.

He had switched it off yesterday after getting so many calls then forgot to turn it on this morning when he started to work on some of Clint's new arrows.

His phone was vibrating for a full two minutes from the onslaught of notifications.

From his position on the back stage he couldn't see how many people there was but he could hear them filling in, Peter tuned out the sounds coming from the front of the stage in favour of his phone.

a guy from a gala
a lady from a charity event
and...eugh Mr. Keaton. Peter put his phone back in his pocket.

"mini boss you have to go take the stage, boss is running late." Friday informed him and the boy groaned,

"Do I have to?" his voice sounded surprisingly like a whine even in his own ears.

"I'm afraid so young sir."

Peter heaved another great sigh before deciding to just suck it up and go with.

(" the key to dealing with Tony " Pepper says in between eating her lunch, pointing her spoon at the man mentioned.
"Is to always be ready to take his place, he's too spontaneous to keep and abide by a schedule." Peter was drinking in the words of wisdom coming from her mouth.

"Oh come on Pep, I'm not that bad" Tony interjected.

Everyone who was sitting at the table looked at Tony with varying levels of disbelief.

"Ok, so maybe I am that bad" Tony conceded, because, really, why would Pepper be wrong? ever? Peter went back to listening to her lecture)

Peter took a deep breath, let it out and walked out on the podium.... and them promptly froze.

His class stared back at him disbelief clear on their faces. His eyes found Ned and MJ who gave a small wave and a smirk respectively.

"Uh.... Friday, what is going on?"

"The tour group is waiting for Boss's appearance and you're here to talk on his behalf until he gets here mini boss."

Peter rolled his eyes,
"Have you maybe forgot to mention to me that it's my class?"

"I have no idea what you're speaking of young sir."

He rubbed a hand against his neck,

"Uh.... hi everyone? how was the tour so far?" Peter paused cringing at his own awkwardness.

MJ scoffed,
"Your presentation skills needs work, does Pepper know?"

Peter made an offended noise,
"Don't increase my workload MJ, do you know how stuffy those parties could get?"

"Yes, I've been to a few with Pepper, amazing networking platform." Peter blinked at her and then decided he's not stupid enough to risk his life by arguing with MJ of all people. (even if he thought the networking wasn't worth being so stuffy for hours)

It seemed their banter had cut Flash from his stupor and he regained his speech,

"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE PENIS?!? YOU'RE NOT EVEN ON THE FIELD TRIP!!!" He screamed which was murder on Peter's sensitive hearing.

"As, Friday just said before I'm here to talk on behalf of d-er To-um Mr. Rogers-Stark. " Peter stumbled. "

"And why would he let you do that?"

MJ looked heavenwards as if to ask for strength to deal with this.

"I'm his intern?" Peter says, but it comes more as a question.

"After all we've been through and I've gone through all the trouble of getting the legal document of making you my heir, you'd think he would introduce himself as more than my intern." a new voice calls out, the owner of the voice walking on the podium.

Peter saw his class have the freakout of Tony freaking Rogers-Stark is standing in front of them, then he saw them process the words that he said.

"WHAT!?!" It wasn't just Flash this time everyone except Ned and MJ, heck even Mr. Leroy exclaimed out.

"Uh.... were we supposed to make that public?" Peter asks meekly,

Tony merely shrugs,
"Well it's public now, well do that press conference later."

"HOW THE FUCK DID PENIS PARKER BECOME TONY ROGERS-STARK'S HEIR!!!" Oh would you look at that Flash has lost the will to live.

"What the fuck did you call my kid?" Tony asked with a calm facade, but one look at him would reveal the storm brewing behind his mask.

Unfortunately for Flash, he didn't realize how angry Tony was getting, he shrugged,

"he's a nobody, nothing special, he's not even that smart. Just puny Penis Parker." he smirked, and Peter wondered, not for the first time how he got into a school for actual smart people.

"Excuse me? did you just call my son puny penis parker? because I'll have you know he is none of those things." another voice wafted in the room this time followed by a very irate Captain America and his Eyebrows Of Disappointment™.

"YOUR SON???"

"Yes my son." Steve growled. Peter as always decided to play hero.

"Woah there pops, let's calm down there, no need to get aggravated, all under control. " he tried to calm the man down.

"Why are you putting up with this Peter,?"

Peter withered down looking at the floor, something he does when he is confronted about putting himself in danger for the sake of others, or just suffering in silence for some atrocious reason

"Oh, Pete, you know you don't have to take it." Steve threw an arm around him in comfort. Flash took the time to scurry to the back of the group.

"Yeah, I know I just.... never mind can I go now? I'm tired. " He asked and was met by Steve's nod. Tony, looked up from whatever he was doing on his phone and gave Peter a reassuring smile,

"Of course you can kid, you need a nap anyway. " Peter left.

"Well, that went to hell in a hand basket, any who let's start." Tony says putting his phone down.

The rest of the meet and greet went somewhat smoothly. Flash didn't make a single peep, Ned and MJ stayed back saying that they have work to do, but really they're just getting some stuff done while Peter sleeps so they could hang out when he wakes.

"We should do something about the Bully kid. " Steve says as soon as they leave the room.

Tony hummed,
"'Eugene Flash Thompson' not that bright a kid, it's not a big loss that he won't get in any good college, or get a good job"

Steve looked at him amused,
"You're diabolical. " he decides to say.

"You love it." Tony says then receives the call he was getting about buying and dissolving the Keaton company.