Im the youngest person living in the avenger's compound. Everyone their treats me like a kid. I am a kid. A kid who can stop a bus with his bare hands. I hate it when they treat me like a little kid who can't defend himself. My mom gets worried about me when i go out as Spider man and come back with the tiniest scratch. The only time i was happy she did this was when she shot deadpool after he had locked me in the backroom. I still need to post that. Mr.Stark made me my suit and he often calls me kid. He treats me like one all the time.

I don't think that he knows this,but i'm intimidating. Right?(Actually don't answer that,please).

I stopped a dude made of electricty,a symbiote,a scorpion guy,and a crazy monster called the goblin. By the way i see a bank robbery going on so gotta go. I'll show them what this 'Kid' can do.

-Parker Romanoff signing off