My Dad(LoganfuckingHowlett)took me to School and i refused to go

He grounded me after

How i felt when the avengers would pick me up from school

I was still a three year old when they did this

This is the last time i forget to wash my suit

But at least Wade brought his backpack. P.s we rock in hello kitty swag

Hey Steve look who misses you

He only went to the store Mr.Stark he'll be back in few minutes

Me trying to show off to my mom(-TheRealWidow-)my awesome front flip skills

Mom did you see that? Mom did you even look? Mom did you see my front flip

-Parker Romanoff signing off