Guess what i was able to lift. Sorry Uncle Thor,but i am worthy. So now i am the god of thunder.

Now i am the spider of thunder. P.S
Thor is still salty about it.

I finally found the entrance to the hogwarts express thanks to my map that i got from that nice old lady who lives across the street. Now i just need to run into that wall.

The map lied to me. My dream to go to hogwarts will never come true. :,(

Mr.Stark you will hug me. You know you want to.

Your no....means yes

He finally hugged me. I knew my cutness would get to him sooner or later.

Baby me and Uncle Clint aka the best/coolest uncle ever.

I said the right animal sound. Right?

The face i make when my mom asks me about my grades.

Vs her face when she finds out my grades.

Never try to hide anything from her,she'll always knows no matter what.

Okay i don't know why people say that my old suit is a onsie. It's all i could make by myself

And yes i can see through those goggles fine. Why does everyone ask that?. I can see perfectly with those goggles.

-Parker Romanoff Signing off