So friends kinda made fun of me. Well kinda. You see my Best friend Harry and my Friend Michelle don't know that i'm Spider Man. So when they were talking about the many good things Spider Man has done they pointed out that he sounds like a piglet on helium. And then Harry tried his best to do a Spider Man voice.

And everyone started to laugh even Mary Jane laughed.

Come on i do not sound like a piglet

Ned was the only one who didn't laugh. Probably cause i let him wear my mask once.

I do not sound like one. I mean look at me. I don't know why they said that. I'm cool

Plus i am very intimidating

-Parker Romanoff Signing off