Okay why is this happening!?!

All i remember was that i was eating an ice cream

And then my mom attacked me out of nowhere

I escaped and webbed her to the side of a building and then my dad attacked me.

And to make it worse all the avengers showed up and started to help them.

And Mr.Stark punched me hard that it ripped my mask

And it even sent me flying into the daily bugel builing where Jj Jameson started to attack me too and he didn't even recognize me without my mask

What the hell is going on. Please someone help me.

-Parker Romanoff Signing off