*three year old Peter walks up to Wade*Okay Wade turn me back to normal

Wade:"About that.....i lost the device...."

What!?! How!?!

Wade:"When you jumped on me and clawed me....or was it when i was watching Spongebob when i was driving"

Wade!! You Idiot!!

Wade:*picks up Peter*"No...i'm a crack pot and i always wanted to do this"*circle of life plays in the background*

-_- really?

Wade:"I always wanted to do that. Now Spidey i...Wade motherloving Wilson will search the ends of the earth until i found that device"
*Wade puts Peter in a play pen*

No not the play pen. My greatest enemy as three year old

Wade:*Jumps on a motrocycle and drives away*"I'll be back little buddy"

This is gonna take forever....

-Parker Romanoff Signing off