Peter shovelled his breakfast into his mouth- porridge with frozen berries, honey and peanuts, his eyes glued to the tv in front of him. 

He was currently watching an interview that Steve and Bucky were doing live on a morning show.

"What is your opinion on Spider-Man putting so much of your lives onto the internet?" The lady asked, glancing at her palm cards twice. 

Bucky, who had been taking a sip of water from his water bottle, closed the cap and put it down. 

"We're not really bothered by it, he doesn't really post anything personal or embarrassing other than things everyone can laugh about, so it doesn't effect us much." Steve said. 

"Plus, he's done some pretty embarrassing things of Sam before, so-" Bucky said, laughing as Steve elbowed him. 

"Bucky and Sam have a bit of a rivalry going on between them." He explained. "Like when we were doing cross-"

"nEXT QUESTION." Bucky interupted loudly, his hand smacking across Steve's face, hiding his teasing grin. 

"How has your recovery been going from the Winter Soldier?" 

Bucky froze slightly, hand finding Steve's inbetween the two chairs. 

"It's been doing well, since I went to Wakanda for the cyro-thing, and I haven't been the Winter Soldier since. Now I go by Bucky, or the White Wolf."

The lady nodded, then went onto other questions, such as if they were in a relationship. 

The both denied (yet again) despite the fact they were currently holding hands, and had been spotted on a date only a week earlier, and the countless paparazzi pictures of them kissing each other on the cheek, or wrapping their arms around each other. 

At this point, Peter figured it was a joke, and when they got married they would have fun watching the internet blow up about it with 'I told you so's'. 

Tony strolled in, holding a fancy looking box in his hand. 

"Hey Peter, I need a favour." 

"What do I get in return?" 

"Well a pretty good phone for one, and also you owe me a favour from that time I got you out of that bathroom when you spilt water on your-"

"Okay okay, what do I need to do?" Peter interupted, face pink. 

"I need you to make a good advertisement for the new Stark phone. Make it funny, and not like any other stupid phone ad, but also show what the camera can do because that's where we have the most competition, everyone knows how good the other parts are." 

Peter nodded, taking the phone Tony offered him, looking at it in shock. 

"Once it's done, show it to me, then we'll put it everywhere, beginning with social media or whatever. Good idea?" 

"Yep, do I get to keep it?" 

"Yeah, if you make a good ad." 

Tony was already in the kitchen, making himself what looked to be the sixth coffee that morning. Peter chewed his lip, glancing back up at the tv where Steve was telling a story, hands flying everywhere, Bucky watching with a grin. 

"-and he shot down that hill like a rocket, and that was how he ended up needing surgery on his lip." 

An idea popped into his head. 

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"Are you sure this is a good idea?" Bucky asked, glancing down the steep hill in a nervous manner. Steve stood by the dead, stick like tree, suppressing a grin. Sam looked extremely happy, for his job was the pushing part. 

"Yep." Peter replied loudly from the bottom of the hill, readying the new Stark phone. 

"Okay," Bucky said breathlessly, sitting on Steve's vibranium shield. "On the count of three." He yelled, loud enough for Peter and the camera to hear. 

"One-"

Sam shoved him down the hill, and Peter followed Bucky down the hill with the phone, zooming in on his terrified face as he screamed, shooting down the hill faster than a bullet. Unable to steer, Bucky smashed right into a tree, fell off the shield, then tumbled down the rest of the way, Peter zooming out to catch the whole thing, the rest of the Avengers at the top cracking up laughing. The camera shook from his own laughter, but the quality of the camera made sure it didn't blur. 

Peter ended the video, planning on editing it when he got back home. 

"That," Bucky said, "was the worst f*cking thing I've ever agreed to do and I am never doing that again." 

"Ok," Peter told him, grinning. "I think I got what I needed anyway." 

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Peter didn't need to edit the video much, because it was supposed to show what the phone could do, not what a computer could do. All he did was add the Stark logo in the corner, then freeze the screen on Bucky's tumbling body, the last frame of the video, and have words pop up-

'StarkPhones- better camera, for a better price. You snow you want it.'

Then Peter stood up and took his laptop with him, looking to find Tony and Pepper to show them the advertisement. 

Bucky was currently in the lounge, wrapped in a blanket and holding a hot chocolate ranting to Steve about how hard done by he is, how much everyone sucks, and overall just looking like a cinnamon roll with his hair in two braids and a pair of fuzzy Christmas socks on his feet, paired with his captain america pyjama pants. 

"Hey have you guys seen dad and auntie Pepper?" Peter asked, slipping slightly on the floor with his fluffy socks. Bucky just sent him a 'menacing' glare, which really wasn't menacing at all, for he was wrapped in Steve's arms and drinking hot chocolate, with everything else about him looking like a cinnamon roll, and of course his braids. 

"He's in the lab I think, and Pepper went to- actually I don't know what she wanted to do, she just asked where he was." Steve explained, for Bucky wasn't going to answer any time soon. 

"Thanks mum, grandma!" Peter said, already on his way to the elevator. 

"Good luck!" Steve replied, then caught the look Bucky was currently sending him. "Oh don't look at me like that, I can't just ignore my son." 

Bucky just huffed and sipped his hot chocolate. 

Peter found Pepper and Tony in the lab, kissing, which was something he had never wanted to see. 

"Guys! Get a room!" Peter shrieked, covering his eyes. 

"We are in a room, you just walked in on us." Tony drawled, rolling his eyes. 

"Whatever, I finished the ad, wanna see?" 

"Already? Show us." 

Pepper detached herself from Tony, resting her hand on his shoulder as Peter put the laptop in front of them and pressed play. 

"Wow, that's really good Peter. The font works well with it as well, it's quite formal but fancy, portraying the phone as formal, fancy, posh and uh, wealthy I suppose. Good advertising technique. And it's funny, so people are likely to watch the whole thing if it popped up in front of a YouTube ad, and it's also unedited to show the quality of the phone's camera. Plus, it has celebrity inclusion, which means more people want to watch it. Good job Peter." Pepper said. 

Peter blinked at her for a few seconds, before coming to his senses. 

"Oh, uh, thanks-?" Peter says, though half of the things he had done to the ad had been either accidental or because it was an obvious thing to do. The font, for example, looked rather pretty and was similar to the Stark font, so he chose that one. 

Friday downloaded the ad from his laptop, then Pepper scheduled a board meeting, and they promised it would be out on the internet soon. It takes a while to have ads everywhere though, but since they were a multi-billionaire company, they could afford to have it on apps like Instagram or YouTube, as well as normal television (though who watches that anymore?) and the backs of buses (that was just the end part of the video, where Bucky was tumbling down the hill) as well as billboards on skyscrapers and buildings, and bus stops. 

It was even translated into different languages and placed in different countries, though the pun was taken out for some, because it didn't make sense in a different language. 

Peter hadn't realised the ad was going to be so huge, and he was confused as to why Tony asked him, but he didn't ask, because he thought he had done a good job for his first try, and so far, the Internet, other than Bucky (still a sourpuss) was lapping it up. 

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AnnaRose: 

Lol his face lmao

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BenjaminBucket: 

Ayyyyyy guess who just got the new Stark phone? Not me, I'm broke. The ad had me floored tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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WonkaWilly:

I choked on my water and scared my cat, she scratched my leg and now it hurts but I have the phone so now I can take pics of her look at that face? 😍

OMGitsRDJ?! replied to WonkaWilly:

What the f did u do to make her hate you?!

WonkaWilly replied to OMGitsRDJ?!:

I like hugs

I guess she doesn't

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sHrIeKInGDONKEY:

I'm dead 😂😂😂 his face lmao 

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ZendayeSmithDefNotZendayaLol:

Guyssss this wasn't staged Black Widow has backstage footage he wasn't faking and that makes the StarkPhone ad even more magical here's the link im not kidding

www.youtube/CallTheAmbulanceASeniorCitizenHasFallen/12345*$&562//

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It was only a few days later that Natasha was doing an interview with Jimmy Kimmel, and the topic of the viral ad came up. 

"So, you filmed a behind the scenes video, is that correct?" Jimmy said, straightening his palm cards. 

"I did." Natasha replied simply, her face completely neutral apart from the twitching of her lips. 

"Well we're just going to watch a quick clip of it, here it is." 

The camera went dark, then opened up on a video, with Natasha behind the camera. It filmed the whole thing from a different angle, then she ran down the snowy hill with the other avengers, their laughter heard rather well through her phone. 

They came to a stop just near where Bucky was still lying in the snow, groaning. They had picked the shield up by the tree on the way down, and Peter was currently standing beside Bucky, crying with laughter. 

"This isn't funny Parker, I am cold and wet and it's all your fault!" 

"You-" Peter cracked up laughing again. 

The clip ended, and Natasha and Jimmy Kimmel were back in view. 

"So, who, who's Parker? Is he a friend or-?" Jimmy asked. 

"He is Peter Parker, he is Tony's personal intern, who was given the job to come up with an ad for the new phone. Pretty smart kid, he came up with the whole thing." Natasha explained cooly, smiling in a proud manner. 

"Wow, how old is he?" 

"Fifteen actually." 

"Fifteen? At fifteen I was playing video games and- and-" Jimmy chuckled, obviously meaning for Natasha to continue the conversation. 

"Yeah well he enjoys science and Star Wars and all that." Natasha said, smiling. 

"So, none of the ad was staged?" 

"No, Peter just thought it'd be good to have a christmassy feel to it so he used the snow and thought of the shield sled, and all of us wanted to be there to see Bucky embarrass himself."

"Well you're not a real friend if you don't embarrass your friends!" 

"Yeah I know, which reminds me of this time Clint-"

"naTASHA!" A voice called from the audience loudly, and both Natasha and Jimmy looked up. The camera flipped around to show the person, who turned out to be Clint, sitting in the audience. 

"What are you doing here?" 

"I knew it, I KNEW IT! I knew you were going to try to embarrass me on television-"

"Where did you even come from?" Jimmy asked, obviously amused.

"He hid under my seat." The girl beside him said, causing everyone to laugh. 

"Traitor!" Clint gasped, folding his arms. The girl stuck her tongue at him. 

"Clint shut up this is my interview, I can say what I like. Anyway, he pissed his pants-"

"ONE TIME NATASHA GOT HER MONTHLY ON A PLANE-"

"clINT GOT DRUNK AND GOT STUCK IN THE VENTS WHILE WEARING A TUTU!" 

"-we're going to take a break, but we'll be back soon when Ms Romanoff shows us some defence tactics!" 

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After the interview, Peter's social media accounts blew up. Not Spider-Mans, Puny, Penis Parker's account. It was not at all what Peter expected, especially when he read the comments. 

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DannyLewis: 

This kid is hawttttt

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A$$H0l3:

Omg he has a puppy, im not crying u are

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Peter looked at Buddy, his dog, who lay beside him, looking up at him adorably. "You're famous now," he informed him. "We should dress you up for walkies." 

Buddy jumped up at the mention of walkies, running to Peter's door excitedly, and Peter regretted saying so. 

Sighing, Peter shot a text to MJ, asking her if she wanted to meet him in the park to throw balls for the dogs. MJ agreed, so Peter got out the small Santa outfit he bought for Buddy and put it on him. 

MJ and Peter talked for a while on the walk itself, then sat on a park bench to watch their dogs play. Peter's phone was still buzzing, so he checked it, only to find even more comments. MJ appeared to be doing the same thing. 

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ChristopherHemsworthy:

He looks yum

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MichelleJoneS replied to ChristopherHemsworthy:

I'm not sharing 

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Peter almost choked on his own spit. "MJ!" He exclaimed, looking at her. 

"What?" MJ said innocently, pretending she had no idea what he was talking about. Peter opened his mouth to say something, but at that moment Buddy ran over with a pair of underwear in his mouth, instead of the stick he was meant to be grabbing. 

MJ and Peter grimaced. 

"Uh, Buddy, where'd you get that?"