A/N Requested by PraiseTheCassSass

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Peter pressed the final button on his second phone- he couldn't have it on his own phone, for the sake of giving away his identity. So Peter saved up with his weekly allowance to get a new one, despite Tony telling him he could easily buy him one without even making a dent in his pocket. 

But now if was official. 

Spider-Man had a twitter. 

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TheOfficialSpider-Man: 

Hey! Your friendly neighbourhood Spider-man here, just announcing this is my official twitter account. Stay safe, have a great day!

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It was a simple message, but it did it's job and Peter was soon to have several followers- some being the Avengers themselves, and Pepper, and some being Ned, MJ, and hilariously, Flash. 

Peter knew nobody would believe he's the real Spider-man until he showed some proof. So he strapped up a go-pro to his chest, and swung out of the window. 

He filmed his entire patrol, then edited it to the most exciting parts on his laptop. It received over 10 000 retweets and 12 000 likes. 

It had only been about a day or so, and he had already gone viral. 

"This is so cool!" Ned hissed as Peter and him headed through the halls. 

"I know!" Peter replied excitedly. "Everyone knows it's the real Spider-Man too, so-"

"Hey did you guys hear? Spider-Man has a twitter!" Samuel Furgusen said as he walked past, one of the kids in Peter's year. He was relatively popular, but had always been quite nice to him and made the most hilarious jokes. 

"Yeah we were just talking about it." Peter replied. 

"Do you think he'll do a Q and A? I heard that a couple of people are asking for one, including my cousin."

"Maybe." Ned glanced at Peter hopefully. 

"Aw sh!t I'm late for chem, see yah." Samual realised the time as he glanced at his watch, then waved to them and headed off in the direction he had originally been coming from. Peter wondered why he had been coming in their direction then, until he realised he must have realised he was walking the wrong way and used the conversation as a good excuse to turn around without looking weird. 

"Dude!" Ned said, interrupting Peter's thoughts. 

"What?"

"You have to do a Q and A, it'd be hilarious!" 

Peter hummed, thinking about it. 

——————this is Alexander, he brings you this time skip today—————————

Peter took a deep breath, sitting on a spinny chair, in an empty room with white walls. It was one  of the old conference rooms, unused in the current moment, so he set up his phone on the table. 

He made sure he was wearing his Spider-Man suit, and put on interrogation mode to change his voice. 

"It's okay Peter, you can do this..." he took a deep breath, then pressed the button on his phone. 

"Hi everyone! I'm doing a Q and A, so uh, send in questions and I guess I'll answer them."

Questions were quick to roll in, some serious, some absolutely hilarious that made Peter laugh aloud. 

"So Quakson123 asked; are you afraid when you're spider-man? I mean, how can I not be? I risk my life like everyday, but the positives outweigh the negatives so-" Peter shrugged, scrolling to the next question. 

"OMGit'sRobertDowneyJunior asked; Is it true people thought you were a furry? Yes, that is true, it was... highly embarrassing, to say the least."

Peter went through the questions, not answering the ones asking things like his name or age. 

"ClintBarton1 asked; Is Tony Stark your dad? Clint I know that's you, and you already know the answer to that question." Peter sighed, rolling his eyes, though the viewers couldn't see that through the mask. 

"NatRomanoffOfficial asked; what the hell happened to your voice?" Peter turned and looked into the camer, glaring, but it was a little hard to convey through the mask. "Eff you Nat." His eyes widened when he realised what he had just said. "I mean, nevermind, don't- I'm sorry?" 

He quickly scrolled through the questions. 

"TonyStark asked; what do you want for dinner? I'm ordering. I'd like pizza, any kind but no mushrooms please. Can we get desert?" 

Tony must have answered through the live stream, for Peter grinned, then moved onto the next question. 

"DarroltheCeilingFan asked; who's the hottest Uber driver you've ever had?" Peter grinned behind his mask. "Um, I've never went to oover javer." He told them, smirking. Oh, how Shuri would love him. 

"WhitneythrewYourMilkshake asked; did you base your costume off the it's wednesday my dudes vine?" Peter was very glad he was wearing his mask, for he felt his face heat up considerably. "Uhh, n-no. It was a, uh, complete coincidence." He said, scratching the back of his neck. 

"Holy sh!t that's true?!" A voice yelled, making Peter jump and fall off his chair, out of view of the camera. 

"Ah f!ck I can't believe you've done this!" Peter yelled instinctively. He heard Tony igh audibly, coming to a stop nearby, just out of camera's view. 

"What have we said about the vines?" Tony scolded, folding his arms as Peter clambered back onto the chair, his spider-eyes narrowed slightly as he folded his own arms. 

"...don't do them..." Peter muttered. 

"Exactly. Now dinner's ready, I didn't want to interrupt your live stream but god that's hilarious- you really based it off that silly vine?" Tony said, giggling. 

Peter scowled, his spider eyes narrowing further, so it looked like he was squinting. He tightened  his folding of his arms, hunching his shoulders more and accidentally showing off more of his muscle, causing quite the commotion with the internet. 

"Shut up, I need to say goodbye to the internet." Peter grumbled. 

"Alright alright, I'm going. See yah internet." Tony strode away, and Peter watched him leave until he closed the door, then turned back to the camera. 

"Sorry about that, he's annoying. I have to go now, dinner's ready. Natasha's probably gonna have my head for saying eff you- maybe my puppy dog eyes'll get me off the hook though." Peter waved at the camera then shut it off, checking it was off properly before pocketing his phone. 

————-Alexander was killed by Quin, who is your new page break time skip thing———————

Spider-Man soon became known for his funny humour, live streams and countless vine references. There was compilations all over the internet of the mistakes Spider-Man made his live streams. Someone had even made a compilation of Spider-man smacking into things- filled with clips of Peter slamming into buildings, the footage of Peter and MJ swinging in circles singing off-key and pulling down curtains that Shuri had posted, when Peter had walked into a wall, when Peter had tripped and fallen down the stairs, and a random clip that was only a few seconds long, when someone was videoing their friend and Spider-Man swung past screaming, disappearing as quickly as he came. 

It also seemed the world's favourite of his tweets were;

TheOfficialSpider-Man:

Why is Clint so fudging fast at crawling in vents wth?! Tag is NOT FUN anymore!

TheOfficialSpider-Man:

My friend doesn't think I can fit three sandwiches in my mouth at once but jokes on her, I CAN.

(Photo Of Spider-Man with mask rolled up to nose, with three sandwiches in his mouth)

TheOfficialSpider-Man:

I'm stuck in a chair

Pls send help

TheOfficialSpider-Man:

I dunno why everyone thinks I'm a kid, honestly, I'm so mature. Not even a lie my favourite thing to do every day is pay my taxes, just like every other citizen like ever. No kid would want to pay taxes. Actual proof lol. 

TheOfficialSpider-Man:

Okay I just found out Hawkeye is a male. Mind blown! Is this news to anyone else here?

NatRomanoffOfficial Replied with:

That fact is false, Hawkeye can't be male if he isn't human. 

A/N Sorry if this isn't realistic I don't have any social media just cos I dunno I've never really wanted it. Hope this chapter was okay! Happy reading, have a nice day :)

BONUS part: convo between Ned and Peter, Peter being the green. Based off conversations between my friend and I