A/N Requested by my friend Heidi708 :) 

Peter stared at the form and groaned. A field trip to his home? Pfff, like he was going to that. 

Everyone else started chatting excitedly, the teacher trying to talk over the top of them all, explaining the logistics of the field trip, while Ned and Peter talked about how they were going to convince their parents to let them have the day off on the day. 

"Shuri's gonna be coming for that week, maybe we can have a sleepover at the tower the night before and spend time with her, that' be a great excuse." Peter said. 

"Shuri? As in the princess of Wakanda?" Ned asked, his face lighting up like a christmas tree. 

"Yep." Said Peter, popping the p. 

"Cool!!" Ned said, just as MJ made her way over to them, ignoring the teacher's protests until he gave up. 

"Hey are you losers going to the field trip?" She asked, pulling up the chair from the desks in front of Ned and Peter, sitting on it and leaning on Peter's desk. 

"No, we're gonna try to get the day off to spend some time with Shuri, wanna come?" 

"Sure." MJ said, opening her drawing pad and beginning to draw the teacher's face, adding it to her collection of people in crisis. It took Peter a moment to realise she had stolen his pencil, but he didn't mind.

The class was talking loudly, some walking around the classroom, the teacher trying and failing to quieten them down, one kid actually throwing their chair at him when he tried to get them to move seats. This sort of thing was quite common in their class, so nobody was really bothered by it anymore, finding it actually funny when the teacher started yelling at them all, face red and veins throbbing. 

Peter felt sorry for the teacher; nobody listened to the man, and seemed to find that since he couldn't control them all, they could have free rein. 

Finally the bell rang and everyone flooded for the door, ignoring the teacher's desperate yells to them all, telling them to stay back. 

Peter, Ned and MJ were last out, taking their time to walk. 

"I'll use my puppy dog eyes, maybe a couple of tears, Dad'll say it's fine." Peter was saying, the three heading towards the exits, where Happy was waiting for him in the sleek black car. 

"Alright, text me tonight I'll need evidence for my mum." Ned said. 

MJ looked up from her book as Peter took her shoulders, directing her away from the incoming crowd of people she had been about to walk into, too far absorbed into her book to notice them. 

"Thanks loser," she said. "When was this again?" 

"Next week, thursday night. I'll text the group chat, then you guys can ask your parents." 

"Okay." MJ went back to her book, heading over to the bus she normally took to get home. 

***

"Please Dad? We just wanna spend some time with Shuri! She hardly ever comes to visit, and Ned and MJ haven't met her yet! It'll just be one day!" Peter asked, on his knees in the lab in front of Tony, hands clasped together as he begged him, eyes teary and big in his perfect puppy dog eyes. 

Tony sighed, trying not to look at Peter, who grabbed his leg as he stood up. Tony started walking to the elevator, which was quite hard seeing as he had a teenager stuck to his leg. 

He ended up dragging Peter into the elevator, trying to tune out Peter's constant begging. 

He had made a coffee and was about to drink it when he had had enough. 

"Fine! Just let go of my bloody leg and stop friggin begging!" 

Peter let go, standing up with a bright grin. "Thanks dad! You won't regret this!"

"Oh I already am." Tony muttered, downing his piping hot coffee in one. 

Da Group chat :P

PeterParkour!:

<guyssssssssssss

<dad said hell yeah

<*yes

<stupid autocorrect

GuYInThECHaIR:

< :D

<lol, do u autocorrect yes to hell yeah or something???

PeterParkour!:

<...no

MJtheworstDJever:

<stop texting im trying to read

GuYInThECHaIR:

<why don't u just turn ur notifications off???

MJtheworstDJever:

<shhhhhhhhhhh im READING

<also what the hell happened to my name on this chat?? 

PeterParkour!:

<uhhhhhhhh

<nothing?

GuYInThECHaIR has changed MJtheworstDJever to: MJ 

PeterParkour!:

<dude!

<we were gonna mess with her!

GuYInThECHaIR:

PeterParkour!:

<hmph

<can u guys come btw?

MJ:

<yeah but pls stop texting im trying to read

<wattpad actually has some pretty good books once u get digging

PeterParkour!:

<whats wattpad

GuYInTHECHaIR: 

<gaspppppp

<dude ur literally in it

PeterParkour!:

<what do u mean

GuYInTHECHaIR:

<ur in a story on wattpad rn

<we're in a book

<none of this is real

PeterParkour!:

<dude what

GuYInTHECHaIR: 

<lol just kidding wouldn't that be funny tho

<anyway im allowed to come on thursday

PeterParkour:

<gr8, ttyl, I think MJ's gonna kill us if we text for any longer

GuYInTHECHaIR:

<k, see yah tomorrow

Peter turned off his phone, pulling out one of the books MJ had lent him. 

****

Shuri arrived on the Sunday of the week before the field trip, something so exciting that Peter forgot all about the field trip for a while. 

She had also somehow managed to convince T'Challa to let her go to Peter's school for the week, and being a princess, she didn't need permission from Tony. 

"This is going to be awesome!" Peter shrieked, sitting in the back of Happy's car, in the normal clothes he wears to school. 

"I know!" Shuri said excitedly. She wore her favourite kind of clothes- things that were cool, but fitted in with the dress code of the school. "I am so gonna mess with the teachers." 

Peter made a noise that was a mix of a guffaw and a laugh, the car slowly coming to a stop outside the school. 

"Thanks Happy!" Peter chirped, taking Shuri's wrist and leading her out. They waved quickly, then Peter started showing her around. "This is the front part of the school, where parents drop and pick up their kids. I normally meet MJ and Ned over here, they're my best friends, I'm sure you'll get along with them great!" He rambled, pointing things out and showing her over to where MJ and Ned were already waiting, MJ absorbed in an online book. 

"Guys! This is Shuri, Shuri, this is MJ, and this is Ned." Peter pointed to each of them, MJ glancing up from her book and smiling slightly, and Ned waving with a wide grin. 

"MJ isn't very good with new people, she's only really just gotten used to Ned and me-"

"Ned and I." MJ corrected, not looking up. 

"-so she might take a while with you." Peter finished. 

However, Shuri and MJ quickly got into a conversation about a certain series that they had both read, both looking enthusiastic, which made Peter and Ned look at each other in confusion. It was rather surprising to see MJ so talkative, so open. 

Shrugging it off, the pair led the way up the school as the bell rang, Peter pointing out to Shuri where everything was and signing her in. 

They went to their first class, where they sat in class together, Ned on one side of Peter and Shuri on the other, with MJ in front of them reading her book, her bag on the seat beside her to indicate that she'd prefer to be alone. 

The teacher went through the role. 

"Peter?"

"Here."

"Lily?"

"Here." 

It went on, and eventually came to Shuri. 

"Shoe-ri? Is that how you pronounce it?" The teacher looked at Shuri expectantly. 

"Actually, it's pronounced Delacour."

The teacher frowned. "Uh, okay..." 

Peter looked at her in surprise, a grin on his face, only for Shuri to just wink at him, smiling back cheekily. 

After a particularly boring english lesson, in which Shuri wrote an essay about vines, (in conclusion, the 'what are those' vine is the best of all vines) they went to their next lesson. 

Again, the teacher went through the role. 

"ShUhri?" The teacher said, his voice monotone and nasally. 

"Actually sir, it's pronounced Tiffany."

"Sorry Tiffany. Penelope?"

"Here." 

Maths was way too easy for Shuri, so they went through that lesson pretty quickly. 

Over the next few lessons, Shuri started telling the teachers her name was pronounced in various different ways, all of them somehow either believing her or not pushing it since she was the princess of Wakanda. 

"It's pronounced teeth." 

They were walking back to the car, laughing about the things they had done that day, and the science teacher's reaction to when Shuri and Peter had made a slime out of the chemicals instead of what they were supposed to make, pouring it into Flash's bag after he had teased Peter, Ned, Shuri and MJ. 

"Teeth! I must say, you did really well on our practice test." The history teacher said, hurrying after them as they walked through the almost empty corridor. Ned, Peter and Shuri stifled giggles, MJ just reading in her book, though secretly listening. 

"Uh, thank you sir." Shuri said, her mouth twitching as she forced back a smile. 

"Teeth? Her name's pronounced delacour." The english teacher said, frowning in confusion as she locked up the english classroom for the end of the day. 

"She told me it was pronounced Tiffany." The math teacher said, walking in from the opposite direction. 

Peter and Ned couldn't hold in their laughter any longer, starting to giggle loudly, Shuri starting to laugh as well- it was rather contagious. 

The teachers looked at them in confusion, MJ turning the page in her book, holding it closer to her face to hide her smile. 

"It's actually pronounced Shuri, you're all really gullible." 

"Oh." The english teacher said, the other teacher's frowning. 

"That's not very nice-"

"Time to go!" Peter said loudly, grabbing Shuri and Ned's wrists and leading the way to the exit. Shuri waved at them over her shoulder, MJ closing her book as they walked faster, jogging slightly until she was walking beside the others. 

They went back to the tower, finishing off the homework quickly then heading to the lab to mess around. 

The next few days were relatively boring, other than their completely weird conversations (they had an argument about whether or not the human body is a donut, since technically through the digestive system the mouth and the butt are connected) and Shuri decided that school officially sucked, which Peter, Ned and MJ all agreed with. 

Soon enough, it was Thursday, Ned and MJ coming to the tower after school for a sleepover.  

"Daddddd! We're home! And we're gonna go to my lab!!!" Peter yelled, dumping his bag on the floor by the couch in Tony's lab.

There was a loud crashing noise from Tony's lab, where he was tinkering with one of the suits. "Sure thing Pete!" Tony yelled in response. 

Peter went back into his personal lab, which was slightly smaller than Tony's lab, and filled with a massive work bench and a lot of holgram things. There was countless projects lying around, some finished, some unfinished. 

There was also some Star Wars lightsabers that he and Shuri had finished the day before on display, ones that actually worked and could be weapons that Tony and T'Challa would probably consficate if they knew they had made them. 

They messed around with a robot they were making, which was made of lego pieces mixed with other electronics to make it work. The lego pieces were glued together however, so they would break apart when Ned dropped it, like he had those other three times they had attempted to make the robot. 

***

"Hey have you seen my-" Tony stopped dead in the doorway when he found Ned with Peter on his shoulders, who had Shuri on his shoulders, who was leaning out, trying to grab something that was stuck in the ceiling. MJ was filming it, a smirk on her face. 

"What the f!ck?" Tony whispered to himself. "You know what? Fine. Just don't kill yourselves." Tony turned around and left the room, muttering something under his breath. 

"I got it!" Shuri yelled, the three of them tumbling to the ground. 

"Thank god, I think my back was about to break!" Ned said, laying on the ground. MJ finished filming with her phone, putting it on her social media account with several laughing emojis. 

"You guys realise Peter could have just walked up onto the ceiling and pulled it out himself?" MJ said, folding her arms as she looked down at them all, sprawled across the floor. 

"You could have said that earlier!" 

After a dinner of pizza, and watching a hoard of disney movies, deciding which disney character they were (MJ was a more sarcastic version of Belle, apparently, and Ned was one of the puppies from one hundred and one dalmations. Peter was Bambi in Bambi, and Shuri was a more efficient and smarter version of Maurice in Belle) they went to Peter's room, messing around and ending up doing synchronised dancing to one of the lazy town remixes at 12am, and re-creating vines at 3am. 

Eventually, Steve came in and told them all to go to bed for gods sake, so MJ and Ned went to their respected guest rooms, and Shuri went to the room reserved for her in the tower. 

They awoke around six, woke Tony up (*scream*) ate breakfast of crepes with lemon and sugar, (and nutella for some) then went to get changed out of their pyjamas and went to the gym to mess around. 

At first they were doing actual exercise (MJ could do trapeze?!) until they got bored and decided to mess with the tour guide, who did tours that morning. 

The tour guide went past the Avengers training room every two hours or so, each time with a different group. 

They started off with showing off their dancing skills, having Ned run at Peter (in his Spider-Man suit, so his identity wouldn't be revealed) and Peter catch him, while MJ and Shuri danced like in a ball behind them. 

Then, on the mans second round, MJ and Peter were reenacting the scene from the greatest showman where they were spinning in circles, except Peter was using his webbing, the pair screaming the words to the song in horrible off-key singing and purposely body slamming and knocking into things and accidentally pulling down the massive curtain that was against one of the walls, supposed to split the gym into two to stop balls from flying to the other side. 

Shuri filmed the whole thing, trying to keep the camera steady as she cracked up laughing, Ned's laughter merging with her own in the background of the video, catching the tour guide and the tour group's reaction in the background. 

The tour guide seemed to grimace as it happened, looking mildly exhasperated as he attempted to move on. 

The third time the tour guide came around, Ned, MJ, Peter and Shuri had filled the gym with toy animals and there was a ramp used for skateboarding in front of it all, which Peter stood on, holding a framed meme in his hands, all of them singing the circle of life with the background music, a single spotlight on where Peter stood. Ned, MJ and Shuri were bowing to it, with all the stuffed animals and plastic animals, some even dinosaurs and one Mike Wasowski from Monsters Inc.

Shuri was once again filming the whole thing, adding it, with the other video, to her social media accounts. It went viral pretty quickly. 

The tour guide, meanwhile, was sighing, turning to the young group he was showing around- school children, from Midtown high. 

"I apologise, they've been doing this sort of stuff all morning. Should we move on?" 

The teacher just spluttered. "Those- those are my students?!" He said. 

MJ, Ned and Peter turned around, faces paling when they saw who their audience was. 

"Well sh!t. That's your class isn't it?" Peter asked, pretending he wasn't Peter anymore. 

"Uh, yeah..." Ned mumbled, looking like a der caught in headlights as the teacher walked in. 

"Did you students skip school? How'd you even get in here?" The teacher scolded. 

"They didn't skip, they got permission from their parents. I invited them here, Shuri was only here for a week, and I was only going to be here for a little while." 

"I- but- how do you even-" the teacher spluttered, obviously realising he was in the same room as Spider-Man and the princess of Wakanda. 

"Oh, I met them through my friend Peter, he's in the bathroom at the moment." 

The teacher nodded numbly. "W-well, don't miss anymore school." He said weakly, leaving the room, where everyone was staring, gobsmacked, especially Flash, who scowled at them all. 

Once they had left, Peter turned to the others. 

"Well that was close." He said. "Who wants to go eat ice cream?" 

A/N I bet this wasn't what you expected when you read the title, lol. This chapter is the birth child of my maths class, and I would like to say that most ideas for this story come from my maths class which is ironic seeing as this is english and all. One time my friend and I wrote a book in English instead of doing work and the story was based off characters made out of scribbles, (Micheal with a B for example, was a ballerina) and there was also a packet of Doritos  called Steve. It was about a Callepillar who ate everyone. I'll show pictures one day, but we were such rebels :P

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Cousin: *holding a toy tiger teddy*

Cousin: duck

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