A/N ^kitty That is a marvel fan now just to make ur day better (marvel meme at bottom this time)

Pepper and Tony sighed, glad to finally have some time to themselves to watch an adult movie without having to skip certain scenes or cover Peter's eyes and ears. 

Tony cracked out the wine, and Natasha went through the movies in Netflix. Steve got out the snacks, and the others busied themselves in getting a spot on the expansive couches. They didn't have enough blankets for everyone to have one by themselves, so most shared. 

The couples shared, of course, such as Pepper and Tony, Wanda and Vision, or, even though they denied such a relationship, Steve and Bucky. 

That left the remainders to pair up- Sam, Thor, Natasha, Clint and Bruce. 

Sam would have been perfectly happy just not have a blanket, or go get his own from his room, but Thor thought he looked lonely and claimed him by sitting beside him and draping the blanket over him. Natasha sat on Thor's other side and tugged the edge of the blanket over her own legs. The blanket was hardly big enough for all of them, but by stretching it, they made it work. 

Bruce and Clint also shared a blanket, because they were 'bros' apparently. 

Tony was about to settle down when a thought came to his head. 

"Friday, is Peter asleep?" 

"No." 

Tony frowned. It was quite late already- Peter should be asleep by now. 

"Why not?" 

There was a pause, and he guessed Friday was asking Peter. 

"Peter has experienced a nightmare." 

Within seconds, the whole team was up, including Pepper. 

"Initiate sleepy spider protocol." Tony said seriously, and a children's book popped out of the wall, a book about the avengers and Spider-Man. 

Peter, in his room, groaned as soft music started playing. He should have realised Tony had been the one to ask. He shouldn't have mentioned the nightmares- he should have said he was thinking about brownies or something. 

The whole team piled in only seconds later, some wrapped in blankets, and Tony held the book. 

"Are you kidding me?" Peter groaned, tugging the blanket over his head. 

Tony pushed him over slightly and sat beside him, and Pepper sat on his other side, running her fingers through his hair. 

Tony cleared his throat, and began on Peter's personal favourite of the several stories within the book- The incredible spider-hulk. 

"It was a normal day at shield headquarters when Nick Fury made a big announcement. 'Heroes, I've called you here today to unveil our newest invention. It can swap your abilities with any hero. Do we have any volunteers?' Hulk couldn't believe it. He had been feeling a bit bulky-"

Sam snorted loudly and Bruce sent him a look. 

"-and angry!- lately. But when he raised his hand, he also noticed a smaller red one shoot up, too. 'Count me in Nicky!'"

Peter grinned. "I would say that. Next time Mr Fury comes, I'm gonna call him Nicky." 

"I'm sure you are," Tony said. "On with the story?"

Peter nodded. 

"'Spider-Boy!' Thor shouted gleefully." Tony turned the page. "'Come on dude. It's Spider-MAN!' Spider-Man said. Nick Fury smiled. 'Welcome, Spider-Man. Thank you for volunteering. Please stand next to hulk on the big red X.'" 

Tony continued reading the story, about how spiderman and hulk merged into a massive spider hulk, got angry by the two voices in their head, then were calmed down by Clint who read to them. Thinking it was bed time, the spiderhulk went and stole a heap of food then was lured back to headquarters by a trail of food. 

Peter thought the story was hilarious, and it certainly didn't get him to sleep. 

Tony tried two other stories from the collection- one called avengers assemble, about hulk getting tricked by Loki and going into a rage, and the avengers saving him or calming him down. The other was called Ultron goes viral, where he got the internet down through a virus and had the help of Captain Marvel to defeat Ultron (again). He didn't have an army of robots this time though. 

"I'm getting a lot of Stony vibes from this one." Peter said with a yawn as Tony finished Avengers Assemble. 

Tony frowned. "What?"

Realising what he had said, Peter's face went pink. 

"Nothing." 

"No, really, What is Stony?" Steve asked, thoroughly confused. 

"....your and dad's ship name...." Peter mumbled quietly. Everyone except Steve and Tony burst out laughing. 

"I'm with Bucky," Steve blurted out, making Peter's face stretch into a grin. 

"Yesssss! Stucky is canon!" Peter said, fist pumping the air. 

"Canon? What?" 

"Stucky is yours and Bucky's ship name. Canon means that it's confirmed by the actual thing, such as the book, movie or real life people." 

"Exactly how much time have you spent on the internet?" Clint asked with a smirk. 

"Eh, I don't count- oh I can't wait to tell this to tumblr- the stony shippers will die!" 

"What- no- we'd like to keep this a secret from most people for a while at least." Bucky said quickly. 

Peter groaned. "Fineeeeeeee but can I release a romance movie about you two once you announce you're getting married?" 

Everyone looked at the two, who flushed red. "We're not- we're not getting married... yet..." 

Everyone else in the room beamed at them. 

Peter was still wide awake when Tony finished the other story, and after he read one about T'Challa, and even when he had read all of the stories in the collection. 

What else was there to do? 

Bucky seemed to decide that he was bored, and he wanted to go and watch the movie already. 

"Move over irondad." He said, and took Tony's spot beside Peter. Everyone wondered what he was about to do as he wrapped an arm around Peter, then lifted his metal arm and whacked him across the head before anybody could stop him. 

"Bucky! What the hell!" Tony shrieked, watching as Peter instantly fell unconscious. 

"Relax, it's cognitive rehabilitation, isn't that right Barton?" 

Clint just opened and closed his mouth like a fish. "But Peter wasn't- Peter wasn't brainwashed..." 

"So? He's asleep now, I wanna go watch that movie." 

"What if he's hurt?" Wanda asked worriedly. Pepper was already checking him over, face pale. 

"His healing'll take care of it, it'll be fine." 

Steve took Bucky away to lecture him on child abuse while the others made sure Peter was okay, then eventually decided to just let him sleep and go watch the movie, though they took Peter with them to make sure he was okay. 

The next day, Peter was very grumpy towards Bucky, despite Bucky having given him a lollie (which Peter ate in a salty manner) and apologising. 

He glared at him all the time, and only referred to him as 'child abuser.' 

"Uncle Clint, can you tell the Child Abuser that he smells like rotten fish?"

"Clint, can you tell Peter that I said I was sorry and grudges are out of fashion?" 

"Uncle Clint, can you tell Child Abuser that grudges have come back into fashion and will never go out of fashion again and that he sucks?" 

"Clint can you tell Peter he can stick his-"

"I'm sorry what? I lost my hearing aids again and I can't read your lips because I'm currently reading. Have you guys been talking to me this whole time?" 

Peter and Bucky sighed loudly, and Peter stood up to talk to someone else. 

He found Steve in the kitchen, with Wanda and Natasha. 

"So, If you call boys 'son' do you call girls daughter?" Wanda asked, swinging her legs as she sat on the counter, sipping her smoothie. 

Natasha smirked. "Hi dadd-" 

"If you finish that sentence Romanoff I swear I will put your hand into this blender." 

The girls giggled, ignoring Steve's eyebrows of disappointment. 

"Mummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm I need revenge on Child Abuser." Peter whined, right as Steve lifted his smoothie to drink it. Steve lowered the glass and sent Peter his eyebrows of disappointment as well. 

"Revenge isn't nice Peter." 

Peter looked at him for a moment then walked over to Natasha. 

"Auntie Tashaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I need revenge on Child Abuser." 

"Oh I love revenge, come with me, we can do evil planing in my bedroom.  One on Wanda, you and Pietro were the king and queens of revenge, you'll be great help." 

Wanda brightened, grabbing a bag of chips as the three headed to Natasha's bedroom. 

*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*-*

When Bucky awoke from his nap, he felt strangely... unbalanced. 

It only took him a few seconds to realise his metal arm was missing. Who had managed to do such a thing without him noticing? He had been trained to wake up from the smallest thing. 

Furrowing his brows, Bucky stood up and began looking in all the strange places he normally found his arm after it was taken- in the shower, on the ceiling, in the toilet, in the ironman suit, in the cereal box, in Thor's hair, in Wanda's hair, in his hair, on the pile of things they were stacking on Tony while he was asleep (among a chair, table, tissues, Vision, and three ironman suits) or on a machine that smacked you in the face with a plate of whipped cream pie when you walked through a doorway. 

It was, however, in none of those places, which confused Bucky even more. Where could it be? 

He walked into the lounge, where everyone was currently sitting, playing video games or twister while people through things at you- getting increasingly bigger as it went along. This game had evidently just started, for Clint had pelted Tony with a nerfbullet to the backside. One time Bucky had had a literal hulk yeeted at him by a certain Spider child. 

"Hey has anyone seen my arm?" Bucky asked. 

"YEET!" 

Next thing Bucky knew, his arm had hit him in the face, and everything went black. 

When Bucky awoke, he was surrounded by the whole team, except for Peter who was arguing with Steve. 

"I told you revenge is bad!" 

"And I didn't listen! I'm sorry, but this was the best thing I've ever done in my life and I would do it again ten out of ten!" 

"What the heck Peter he is your grandmother!" 

"Yes but I am his grandson!" 

"How does that make any sense?!" 

"I don't know!" 

"Respect your elders!" 

"I do! But they don't respect me evidently!" 

"Oh for gods sake- oh he's awake! Apologise." 

Peter rolled his eyes as Steve led him over to where Bucky was scowling at him. 

"I'm sorry you were a Child Abuser and made me get revenge." 

"Peter!" Steve scolded. 

Peter sighed. "I'm sorry I stole your arm and threw it at your face and set up a bucket of slime on your door while you were unconscious and ate all your chocolate." 

"You what-"

"Nothing. Can I go now?" 

Steve sighed and let Peter go, who immediately scampered off to his room. Bucky got checked over by Bruce, then put his arm back on and him and Steve headed back to his room to hang out and work out how to boat people. (Or was it ship?)

Forgetting what Peter had said in his apology, Bucky opened the door first and gasped as he was drenched in green slime. He heard the snap of a camera, and turned around to see Peter running down the hall, laughing. 

"PARKER YOU B*TCH!" 

Peter just turned around and held up both middle fingers, making Steve gasp louder than he had when Bucky had sworn. 

"That's it, both of you are grounded!" Tony said, having walked into the hallway at the wrong moment. "To the grudge room, both of you! 

Peter and Bucky shuddered. The grudge room was a room you were sent to with whoever you were fighting with, and locked in there until you made up. 

The last time two people had gone in there, only one returned. Nobody was sure where the other went, or what happened, but the blood in the room wasn't pretty. 

Bucky and Peter were only in there for two days before they had to leave because Clint and Natasha had gotten into another life threatening fight they needed to resolve. 

They were both glad until they awoke to find themselves asleep in the same bed, snuggling. Curse Steve. 

A/N I hope this chapter was ok, if anyone wants a part 2 to anything pls comment 

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My friends and I saw this book in Target yesterday when we were having a shopping trip to catch up over the holidays. Shout out to Heidi708 and Crazycat004. 

Anyway, credits go to whoever wrote that children's book, I didn't come up with the stories in it. I think it was based off the comics, not the movies. 

If you have any requests pls comment them 

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I'm running out of ideas, but the next chap should be funny

Also if you want another Gordon Ramsay pls comment 

>Here with what you would want in it because I've done 2 of them now and I'm running out of ideas. I think u guys liked that one so... *shrugs* 

Also shout out to AlinaLevine cos they did this >

And it made me really happy coz they're the author of one of the first fanfics I began to read when I joined this fandom and they're amazing so go check them out if you haven't already 

(But who am I kidding they have 218K reads who hasn't read it) 

Happy reading

Have a nice day

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