Alright, this one was requested by @ImQueer13 - Stony, Spideypool, and MJxShuri (Is there a ship name for MJxShuri?)

Enjoy.

Peter had slammed his face into his desk repeatedly when the teacher had announced that they were going to Stark Towers. On a field trip. Now, considering that Natasha had EXPOSED him, and every single Avenger was staring at him - most of them smirking, Steve just looking like he wanted to either go on a rant about honesty, murder his husband and the rest of his teammates, or just disappear - Peter now wanted to find the nearest table to repeat the process. "Peter..." Mr. Stark wheedled. "Tony." Steve interrupted. "Steve." "We are NOT going to mess with Peter tomorrow." "Oh, yes we are." "We are NOT." "Please, you want to do it." "I do not, embarrassing people is just rude. I can't believe you're even considering this, Tony," "Eh, you love me for it," Tony said, kissing Steve on the cheek. Clint mock-gagged. "Adults," The archer said, rolling his eyes. "You're an adult," Bucky pointed out, raising an eyebrow. "Can I really be classified as an adult? Natasha always tells me I'm too immature for that. I'm an adult? This is the best day ever. I'm going to go tell everyone I know," Clint replied cheerfully. Sam facepalmed. "Look, Steve, you don't have to participate if you don't want to. But I'm sure Shuri would love a chance to embarrass her girlfriend, so it isn't just Peter." Steve shook his head in disappointment. "I suppose I can't stop you," He said, but Peter could see a hint of a smile curving his lips. "This is an affront!" Peter declared, offended. "I am affronted." Natasha opened her mouth to speak, but Peter shot a web outside the room - he was getting better at shooting webs without the web shooters - and swung outside, kicking the door shut behind him. "You're cleaning that up!" Tony yelled. "Last time it hung there for a couple days until we had to track you and your fancy special web dissolver down!" "I'm going to bed, Mr. Stark!" "Why can't you just call me Tony? You call everyone else by their names!" "Good night, Mr. Stark!"

This is a time skip, brought to you by Deadpool's Fourth Wall Breaking powers

"Kill me now," Peter moaned, sitting on the bus. "Where's my knife...?" MJ said, unzipping her bag. "Hey!" Peter exclaimed. "What?" MJ asked with a smirk. "That's not what you're supposed to say," He muttered. "Oh, I'm sorry. 'Oh, no, I'm so sorry for you, just try to stay under the radar'. Is that helpful? Of course it isn't. You're screwed - in fact, we're both screwed because Shuri's there - and I'm not going to sugarcoat it or lie to you about it." Peter rolled his eyes. MJ and Shuri had started dating a few months ago, and they definitely won the award for 'Lesbian Power Couple That Makes Fun of Peter the Most'.

As the Stark Tower loomed above them, Peter felt dread creeping in. "Good luck, man," Ned said, patting him on the back. "Baby boy!" A very familiar voice shouted as the doors burst open. "Shit, already?" MJ muttered. A figure clad in red and black zoomed up to Peter and tackled him in a hug. "Wade!" Peter yelped as his boyfriend pulled back and grinned at him. "Peter!" Wade exclaimed. "What the fuck is going on with Penis Parker and Deadpool?" Flash whispered to one of his friends. Obviously he was trying to be quiet, but Peter's incredible senses easily picked it up, and from the way Wade stiffened and a hand drifted to his gun, he had heard it too. "Wade," Peter said warningly. "Peter." "Wade." "Peter." "Wade!" "PETER!" "NO!" Peter yelled. "Remember the no-kill streak? Mr. Stark's going to kill you!" He added, lowering his voice to a whisper. "Begone, THOT!" Another familiar voice screamed, glaring at Flash. "Shuri!" MJ exclaimed, half excitement, half dread and horror. "MJ!" The princess yelled loudly and threw her arms around MJ. Flash was staring at the five people - two standing, two hugging, and Ned grinning like a maniac. "This is horrible, and we haven't even gotten through the doors," Peter mumbled.

When they finally did get through the doors, there was even more commotion. "Shuri, daughter of T'Chaka. Alpha 10. Jones, Michelle "MJ". Alpha 10. Thompson, Flash. Omega 1. Classified name. Deadpool. High security alert. Initiating contact with Boss." FRIDAY said with a tiny hint of amusement. "Oh, come ON!" Wade screeched indignantly. Peter snickered. "Shut up, Peter. We all know what's going to happen when you-" "No, shut up." Peter cut off Wade mid-sentence. "What, you don't want to -" "Shut up." "But-" "Shut. Up." "FRIDAY INITIATE FIELD TRIP PROTOCOL!" Wade screeched. "NO!" Peter yelled. "Initiating Field Trip Protocol. Contacting: Tin Can, Katniss, Mr. Frisbee, Green Angry Guy, Lightning Guy, Natasha, Weird Magic Lady, Tin Can 2.0, Pigeon, Glasses, Tic-Tac, Magic Boi, Magnet Arm, and Guardians of the Samsung." Peter felt a burst of pride at successfully hacking and changing all their, names, quickly stifled by dread. "FRIDAY, how could you betray me like this?" He asked, insulted. "YEET!" Wade screamed, shoving Peter through the access detector. "Parker, Peter. All-access pass Alpha 20. Boss says good job reprogramming the names, though he's going to kill you later. Ms. Romanoff is highly pleased, however, and recommends never changing it." "Tell Mr. Stark that the fact that the only level above Alpha 10 is Alpha 20 is ridiculous and tell Nat that I won't." "Boss replies that the fact that you won't call him Tony is ridiculous when you call the rest of them by their names, and says before you start talking about his ridiculousness, consider your own first." "Oh come ON, FRIDAY. Let's be real here. Tell Mr. Stark that he is way more ridiculous than me and should waltz the fu- frick. The fu-rick. The frick up onto the first place spot of ridiculousness."

"What the fuck..." Flash muttered quietly, staring and glaring at everyone in the room. "Peter!" A sound echoed from the corridor. Peter inhaled, then looked up and closed his eyes, counting to ten. When he was still living the nightmare, he didn't turn around, but said "Hey, Wanda," 10 more seconds. Still a nightmare, so the boy turned and reluctantly opened his eyes in time for her to grin wickedly at him and then give him a hug. Flash was staring back and forth between them like watching a ping pong match. Ned was still grinning like a maniac, except slightly more triumphantly. MJ - MJ was kissing Shuri. Of course. Peter sighed. They just got through the doors and a normal field trip has been fucked with.

"My name is Wanda Maximoff, and I will be your tour guide for today!" Wanda exclaimed cheerfully. Peter focused and tried to broadcast his thoughts. Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope-ity nope, not HAPPENING AGHHHHHH- Wanda grinned in his direction. "First stop," She announced, still looking at him. "The exclusive Avengers training room."

Banging and clashing sounded from inside the training room. Peter wished he was back in the elevator, even though it was crowded and Wade and Wanda kept teasing him, with the rest of the classes staring at him and Flash's glare burning into his back. A familiar battle screech sounded from inside. Definitely Clint. Wanda flung open the doors. "Maximoff, Wanda. "Weird Magic Lady". Welcome." FRIDAY announced. Without turning, Wanda secretly flipped Peter off. Peter just grinned, satisfied. Whizz... An arrow sang through the air, and Peter's Spidey Sense skyrocketed. Peter was contemplating doing the classic cliche thing where he catches the arrow, but instead just stepped backward and let the arrow lodge in the wall next to him. "Nice try, Katniss!" He yelled. Clint hopped down from his perch on a ledge, and grinned at Peter. "Hey Peter, I see your," He cleared his throat. "Reflexes, are still sharp." Peter stifled a grin as he saw Nat walking up behind the man, then smacking him with a book. "One of these days he's going to be distracted and you're going to goddamn kill him," Nat exclaimed teasingly. "Shut it, you just like him better because he didn't give you a bad nickname," Clint complained. "No, I like him better because you're annoying."

Natasha grinned at the rest of the class. "My name is Natasha Romanoff, but I'm sure you know me as the Black Widow. This idiot here is Clint Barton - Hawkeye." Clint opened his mouth to protest, but Natasha sent him a death glare. Nobody messes with Nat when she's death-glaring them. Ned was clearly internally fanboying where he stood next to Peter - much to the dismay of Wade because he had been shoved across the room. "Dude, you see this every day," Peter muttered. "Doesn't make it any less cool," Ned replied. "Today's lesson: Most of you suck at life," Natasha said eloquently. "I would teach you how to not suck at life, but instead I'm going to teach you how to not suck too bad at life because most of you are hopeless." Shouts of excitement echoed around the classroom, lots of fangirling and fanboying including "OHMYGOD THAT'S THE BLACK WIDOW!!" And "HAWKEYE IS ONE OF THE HOTTEST AVENGERS!" Clint heard this and winked in the direction of the shouter, then smirked at Peter. This caused more fangirling. Then arguments - "Well Captain America's hot, too-" "But Tony Stark? He's the hottest by far." "Are you kidding? Have you seen Thor?" "But Loki's hot and mysterious and slightly evil!" "Well the Vision is cool!" "The Falcon is amazing-" "War Machine though-" "Guys, just because we haven't seen Spider-Man doesn't mean he isn't hot. He seems like the funniest, and he actually looks out for the people-" "True, but CAPTAIN AMERICA-" Peter tuned out as soon as he heard his name.

Many kicks and punches later, Clint paused his sparring with Natasha and touched his ear. "Oooh, Stark wants you guys in the next room. Good luck!"

The class trailed into the next room, where they were told to stand quietly for a couple moments. Peter's Spidey Sense went off, but nothing too major - likely Flash - so he remained still as the warning grew, and grew, until Flash pulled Peter into the corridor around the corner. "How the fuck did you do it?" He asked, slamming Peter's shoulder's against the wall. Pain shot down his arms, but he could feel it already evaporating against his advanced healing. "How did you get them to pretend to know you?" Flash repeated. "Can you not accept that maybe I actually know them?" Peter asked. Flash glared at him. "No way you know them. I swear if you don't tell me, I'll -"

"Everyone please move in, Mr. Stark will be out in a moment," Wanda announced from around the corner. Flash muttered something under his breath, then darted out and joined the crowd. Peter ran up to Ned and MJ, who were anxiously scanning the crowd. "I'm right here," He whispered behind them. "Asshole!" MJ whisper-yelled. "Where were you? You scared us!" Peter shook his head. "Flash again," He said quietly. "Dammit, Peter, I'm going to tell your boyfriend if it happens again!" Ned said in a hushed voice. "No! Flash is going to turn up dead if you tell him. Besides, Wanda-" Peter broke off as he saw Wanda walking up to Flash with a death glare. "I think I have to help him..." Peter muttered. "NOPE." MJ grabbed Peter's shoulders and shoved him into the next room. "Wanda won't kill him. Just maybe a bit of a scare."

She was right, Flash walked into the room a couple seconds later, death-pale. "Hello, Midtown High!" Mr. Stark exclaimed, walking onto the stage. Peter shrank down in his seat. Don't see me yet, don't see me, don't see me- Mr. Stark's eyes went directly to Peter, smirking. "You are crap at hiding," He said generally, not addressing Peter. Peter just glared at the man. "My name is Tony Stark, though I'm sure you knew that already." Cue fangirling audience. "Let's not do the educational lecture but say we did, alright? We're the Avengers. Blah, blah, questions, anyone?" Flash's hand sat firmly in his lap, knuckles white. There were a couple questions about the Avengers, a bit about Stark Tower. "One more question?" Mr. Stark asked. Hands shot into the air. Sadly, one of his goons raised their hand, too. "Blue shirt man. Yes?" "Does Peter Parker actually work here? Because there's this guy who's claiming to have an intern... ship...?" The boy trailed off under Tony's furious glare. "He is a liar," Mr. Stark said first. What? "Because he doesn't have an internship. He's part of the family. And if anyone was bullying him, hypothetically of course, and their name rhymed with Dash Clompson, then I would personally make sure their life is ruined. No more questions. Have a nice day. Mr. Teacher, I'm sure it wouldn't be a problem for MJ, Ned, and Peter to remain? They have permission from their guardians. Thanks, bye."

And when people tried to flirt with MJ and Peter the next day, all they said was "Bitch, I'm gay."

And Ned just flipped them off, which he learned from MJ.