Fluff->Angst->Fluff

Organic webbing, stingers, Miles Morales-style camouflage and lightning, talking to spiders.

Civil war didn't happen.

Because it occurs in the middle of this chapter (with the addition of Bruce, Shuri, and Thor).

You'll understand when you get to it.

"Gather around, kiddos!" Tony announced. Peter looked up from his science homework to see him beaming from across the room. Natasha strolled up next to Peter. "What terrible idea do you think he has this time?" She inquired, glancing at the man. Peter grinned at her. "Could be a lot of things."

"We are going on vacation!" Tony continued as the rest of the Avengers walked up. "Is he crazy?" Sam asked, looking over at Wanda. "Quite possibly," She replied. Peter frowned, worried. Who would look out for the people of Queens and the rest of New York while he was away? Clint put a hand on his shoulder, immediately knowing what Peter was going to ask. Then the man voiced the question. "We've got SHIELD watching the streets, while you're gone," Tony said comfortingly. Peter nodded, somewhat reassured. "What if something earthshattering happens when we're gone?" Steve queried. Tony rolled his eyes. "Relax, Capsicle. A two-day vacation won't hurt anyone. We're going to the beach!!" Wanda cheered, Bucky grinned, and the rest of the Avengers began to smile. "And we're leaving in 15 minutes, so hurry!"

Cue panic.
Peter ran up to his room immediately after Tony finished. He was anxious to start packing up his stuff. He tossed in a few of his best science pun shirts and hastily flipped the lid to his small briefcase shut. Peter dashed down the stairs and threw his suitcase into the Quinjet that Tony had prepared.

There was a sharp pain in his wrist, and he blinked down at the stingers he had developed a few days ago. He had just been chilling there, when they stabbed into the pillows. Then he realized that he was invisible. Then he realized that the bed was pulsing with electricity. Next he noticed that there were webs everywhere, and he didn't have his shooters on. And there were millions of spiders around his bed. 

Then he had muffled a scream. "Please go away," He whispered to the spiders, not thinking they would actually leave.

One of them went "oh, okay, see you later," and then they all left.

Peter just looked back and stared at the ceiling. Was this a dream?

His first reaction was "...what the fuck."

Then his second reaction was to get out of the bed.

His third reaction was realizing that he could shoot webs out of his wrists now, without shooters.

His fourth reaction was to keep all of this a secret so he could use it in the next prank war.

So he did.

The pain faded, and the rest of the Avengers walked in.

Ten minutes later, they were on their way.

Five minutes later, they were at a nice little private beach. Peter was marveling at the speed the plane could fly. On the sand was a large house, probably a mansion. There were also smaller cabins around it. Clint was out the door as soon as they slid open, and made his way toward the beach house. 

Sam started running after him, and Bucky smirked suddenly. The man ran out of the door and sped past Sam, shouting a quick "On your left!" as he went by. Sam, looking annoyed, raised a hand and flipped him off. Peter smiled, and started to get out the door. He pressed a button on his watch, and his Spider Suit appeared around him, then he webbed his way across cabins so that he could reach the house before all of them.

His mask went back into the watch, and he stuck his tongue out at the people who were still running. Clint reached him and punched him lightly in the shoulder, grinning, Bucky right behind them. "Cheater," Sam gasped as he ran up. 

Natasha walked up with the keys and opened the door. Peter gasped. The house was HUGE. "This is so cool!" He exclaimed. Everyone (barring Tony) murmured agreement, looking awed. "Where can I put my stuff?" Sam asked. "Well, let me take you to your rooms," Tony said, pointing at a huge set of stairs. There was collective groaning, until he also pointed out an elevator. "There'll have to be multiple trips, it's not that big," Natasha pointed out.

"Well, I'll meet all of you up there!" Peter exclaimed, grinning. His suit collapsed back into the watch, and he walked directly up the wall toward the railing. Natasha and Tony were smothering smiles, and Clint complained that Peter's powers made it unfair. Peter jumped over the railing, then leaned over the edge, smirking. Wanda and Vision flew up casually, and Clint turned to look through his baggage for his bow. Natasha stepped out of the elevator to Peter's left, leaving him wondering when and how she had gotten into that without him noticing. Clint, seeing this, grumbled and shot a grappling arrow up to the ceiling and quickly climbed up, then flipped off of the rope. 

The Avengers remaining on the ground traded exasperated looks, then crowded into the now-big-enough elevator. Except for Tony. Tony wandered over to the wall and pressed a concealed button. A platform shot out of the floor underneath him and boosted him up to the ceiling, sparks flying dramatically.

Because Tony.

Peter smiled at him, and Tony grinned back - Peter was the first one he looked at. "So, let me show you guys to your rooms," He said. The first one they came to was Wanda's, and it was connected to Vision's. They cycled through the others. 

"Natasha... this is yours!" Natasha threw her stuff into the room, and Tony moved on to the next one, right next to Natasha's. Tony opened the door and grinned at Peter. 

Inside this room was what looked like a lounge (or the living room or whatever you guys call it). There were TVs and couches and all sorts of things. "Whoa! Is this the sitting room (living room, lounge, whatever)?" He asked, astonished. "That's so cool!" Tony shook his head, laughing a bit. "Peter, this is your room." 

Peter's jaw dropped. It was HUGE. Windows lined some of the walls, and there was even - holy shit. A Spider Suit designer. This was going to be an amazing vacation!

The next room was Tony's - it was connected to Peter's. About the same size as Peter's, except it was a lot less entertaining and a lot more like an actual bedroom.

The return of Miranda. She briefly went to court for first degree murder, but it's fine now.

Peter was standing in the sand, eyes fixed on the volleyball. "YEET!" Shuri screamed as she threw it at him. He giggled and hit it across the net to Rhodey, who in turn bumped it to Thor, who slammed it directly at Vision. Vision missed, and the ball hit the ground. Shuri frowned, but Wanda high-fived Thor. Vision brushed himself off and spiked the ball to Wanda incredibly quickly - so quickly that he clearly used his enhancements. She caught it with her magic, smirked at him, and hurled it directly at Tony, who instinctively blasted it. 

Everyone looked at him, some judgmentally, some confused. "I, ah, don't like being thrown things," Tony said, staring in dismay at the burned volleyball on the ground. Peter broke the silence by giggling, and slowly everyone else broke into laughter. 

"Okay, well so much for that!" Clint said cheerfully. "I'm going to go build a sand castle!" Peter exclaimed. "Isn't that... something for children?" Sam asked slowly. "Not if it ends up looking amazing!" Peter said defensively. "Yeah, don't diss the sand castle," Bucky exclaimed. "I'm helping," Shuri added excitedly. 

And that's how the Avengers ended up teaming to make an amazing sand castle.

"Tony! Go scan for some more shells and sticks we can use as structure! Bruce, analyze the samples we have and see where they can fit into the castle! Thor! Go get some more wet sand! Rhodey, Clint, go collect more buckets! Sam, Wanda, Vision, you guys start shaping the base. Natasha, keep working on the details in that gate. T'Challa, get to work on carving out parts for he main tower. Bucky, Steve, go collect more dry sand. We need to shore this up! Shuri and I will finish the blueprints and start the moat!" Peter was yelling these commands, and the people were following them.

"Avengers..." Peter said dramatically. "Assemble."

Cue even more fervent building. 

This is Ryan, the time skip. He has a crush on Miranda.

"OH MY GOD YOU STEPPED ON MY FUCKING TOWER WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT??"

This is Lexi, another time skip, who likes Ryan. Oops, love triangle. Who do you ship?

"WHAT THE FUCK, BUCKY? GIVE THAT - GIVE THAT BACK! BUCKY! STEVE GET YOUR FUCKING BOYFRIEND TO GIVE ME BACK MY SHOVEL!" "LANGUAGE!"

AAAAAND here's Zachary the time skip, who likes Lexi. Love rhombus (square?).

"FIFTEEN MINUTES, GUYS, GET THE GATE ON, STAT!" 

Miranda the oblivious bean

Peter stepped back to admire their work.  

"Impressive work," He finally decided. "You don't say," Bucky scoffed, grinning. Shuri gave Peter a high-five, and they lined up in front of the sand castle - which was big enough to go inside, if it weren't filled with sand. 

Lexi has shown up again, and slowly plotting to steal Ryan

"Well, we're at the beach. Is it time to swim?" Wanda asked excitedly. Peter cheered and ran directly for the surf. Wanda flew over to him, and a few seconds later, everyone was there. "Everyone take off your tech, I don't want my stuff in that water. That's a bathroom for a ton of animals, Stark Tech shouldn't be in there," Tony said, looking around. Peter tossed his watch all the way across the beach and it landed perfectly on his towel.

"Now, before we all get wet, everyone take a cabin - your superhero symbol will be above the door - and change into a swimsuit please. I'm sure you don't want your clothes being destroyed."

Peter looked around at the cabins, looking at all of the symbols, and instantly saw one with a small engraved Spider-Man logo above the door, and headed over. Vision had seen his, too, and Tony already knew where his was (next to Peter's). The rest of the Avengers were all squinting, trying to see them in vain, and eventually just walked over to the cabins to see them more clearly. 

Peter entered his cabin and found the bathroom. Hanging on a hook was a Spider-Man pair of swim trunks. "Really, Mr. Stark?" He muttered under his breath.

Ryan the time skip is going to confess. (♡○♡)

Everyone met outside the cabins, and everybody had a swimsuit themed after their own superhero identity. "Really, Tony?" Natasha asked dryly. Tony just smirked at her. 

Sam ran toward the ocean and simply dived in, and Clint ran after him. Peter darted for the ocean too, and splashed in. He opened his eyes underneath the water, and for some reason couldn't feel any pain doing it, and he could see just fine. It was probably the super-healing and vision. 

"Guys! It's so cool down there!" He exclaimed, surfacing. Tony stared at him. "Did you seriously open your eyes underwater?" The man asked. "Um... yes?" Tony shook his head, muttering under his breath: "no self-preservation..." "of all the stupid things..." "fucking enhanced teenager is going to die..." Peter just smirked at the man. "Super hearing, yes?" He reminded Tony. "Shit." Steve gasped at the man's cursing, and Tony promptly ducked under the water as the captain lunged at him. He ended up missing, and crashing into the water past Tony, showering Clint with water.

There was a silence, then Clint swept his hand in a circle and absolutely drenched Steve - and Natasha, standing near him - in water. "You... did NOT just-" "Tasha, no, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-" "I can't BELIEVE-" "Tasha, please, I didn't-" Clint broke off, screeching, as Natasha mercilessly splashed him with waves of ocean water. Thor grinned, and sent a huge amount of water rushing toward Bruce, knocking the man off of his feet. Bruce splashed at Tony. Tony turned to grin at Peter, then sent waves of water at the boy, who stared at him for a few seconds. Then, Peter started to spin, then stuck out a hand and sent a five-foot wave of water at Shuri, who shrieked and dove under the water to avoid it. She then came back up and hit water at Bucky, but Steve shoved Bucky behind him. Steve yelled, and kicked a lot of water at Vision. Vision used the Mind stone and blasted the water, creating a big wave that nearly knocked Wanda over.

Slowly, teams began to form. 

Tony became one team leader, and Steve became the other.

Things didn't really heat up until Tony splashed at Bucky, and Steve sent an even bigger wave back at Tony that enveloped the water Tony had sent and hit the man square in the face.

Tony's face darkened. "You just started a war!" He yelled.

On Tony's team: Natasha, Peter, Rhodey, Thor, T'Challa, Shuri, and Vision.

On Steve's team: Clint, Bucky, Scott, Sam, Wanda, and Bruce. 

"I'm sorry, Tony," Steve said, dead serious. "But he's my friend."

A betrayed look spread over Tony's face.

"So was I." 

And with that, Team Iron Man attacked. 

Peter was about to warn Natasha of a sneak attack from Sam, but she easily knocked the man over with a wave before he got close enough. "Looking over your shoulder should be second nature," She said to the fallen man. "Anyone ever tell you you're a little paranoid?" Sam retorted, scrambling to his feet. "Not to my face," Natasha replied, subtly signing that Peter should sneak attack. Peter quietly approached from behind Sam. There was a small splash, and Sam flinched. "Why, did you hear something?" She inquired, distracting Sam, and hinting Peter should go. 

He did, sending a wave that hit Sam many yards away. The two shared a high five, until Peter heard Tony's voice ringing out from the middle of a water fight with Steve. The two seemed to be at a stalemate.

"Alright, I've run out of patience. Underoos!" Tony yelled. Peter grinned, launching himself out of the water into a flip, and splashed an enormous amount of water at Steve, knocking him off-balance so he succumbed to Tony's attack.

"Thanks, kid!" Tony called. Peter gave him a thumbs up, then returned to the fight with Sam. He kicked water at Sam, distracting him. "Hey, you've got good aim," Peter commented as the water Sam was aiming at Rhodey completely missed. "Can you stop trying to drown me?" Peter ignored this. "I bet that's why you've literally missed practically every shot you've made," Sam rolled his eyes. "I don't know how many water fights you've been in, but there's not usually this much talking." Peter smirked. "Oh, okay, we can fix tha- ACK!" An enormous wave of water hit him sideways and he looked up to see Bucky grinning at him. 

Peter quickly shot a web at the man's shoulder to pull himself up. "What the hell is that?" Bucky yelled. "Is that stuff coming out of you?" Sam asked, shocked. Peter blinked, momentarily distracted. "Oh, yeah! Forgot about that," He exclaimed, surprised. "I, uh, assumed it was the suit," Sam said, confused. "So about that," Peter started awkwardly. He was cut off when they were all distracted when Scott pulled out his suit, and Peter expected him to get small. Apparently, that wasn't all that he could do. The man grew about sixty feet tall. "Holy shit!" Peter yelled, amazed. "Tiny dude is big now!" Sam called. "No shit!" Bucky retorted. Scott kicked water in Natasha's direction. Peter leaped forward and pulled the woman under the water to avoid the knockback. 

"Anybody on our side hiding any shocking, or fantastic abilities they'd like to disclose?" Tony yelled.

"Well, yeah!" Peter replied over his shoulder. Tony blinked. "Really?" He asked. "... Yeah!" Peter confirmed. "For starters, this," Peter said. There was a sliding sound, and two stingers the size of daggers slid out of his wrists. 

"Holy shit!" Sam screamed, scrambling sideways to get out of range. Natasha stared at the stingers, before simply saying, "Cool." 

"When the hell did you get those?" Tony yelled. "A few nights ago," Peter replied honestly. "Uh, don't murder anyone with those, please," Steve called. "Oh, I won't! They only have toxins for paralysis! Although, I suppose I could impale someone," Peter said thoughtfully. "Don't!" Sam yelped. 

Peter grinned, and jumped for the man, who screeched, frantically splashing around. In a quick movement, he poked the man with the stinger. Thankfully, there was no blood drawn, but Peter could tell the toxin went in because Sam stiffened and stopped flailing. Peter retracted the stingers and webbed Sam back to the beach. There was screaming around Peter, and Thor cheered loudly from his fight with Wanda. Wanda was using her powers to splash hundreds of gallons of water on him at a time.

With all the water movement, nobody really noticed how far from the shore they were getting. 

That was their first mistake.

"Okay, anyone else on our team with fantastic abilities?" Steve asked frantically. 

"Unless you count detaching my arm and throwing it at an opponent, then using a magnet in my shoulder to bring it back, then no!" Bucky replied, desperately splashing water at Peter, who had brought out his stingers again. Scott hit a torrent of water at Peter, who yelped as he was knocked away from Bucky. 

"Any ideas on how to take this guy down?" Tony yelled. "Well," Peter said, an idea occurring to him. "You ever see that really old movie, The Empire Strikes Back? And they're on that snow planet with the giant walking things?" Peter inquired. "I think the kid's onto something," Tony exclaimed. "But Clint's the only one with rope," Rhodey pointed out.

Clint had been trapped with a foot stuck between a boulder and a sandbar. It would have been easy to get the rope, if it weren't for Steve in close proximity to the man.

They had ignored the stuck man, figuring it made it easier for Team Iron to win.

That was their second mistake.

"Well, speaking of hidden and shocking ideas," Peter said. "I can take care of that. Just harry him from the other side." Tony stared at Peter and sighed. "Kid, you're going to give me gray hairs," He muttered, shaking his head. "What, you mean the ones you have already?" Peter retorted cheekily. Tony rolled his eyes, but gestured for Rhodey to follow him to the other side. 

As Scott was distracted with them, Peter turned invisible and started crawling up Scott's leg. Then, he shot a web at the man's knees, and turned visible. He swung around in a few circles, then jumped off. Scott's knees caved, and began to fall. "Look out below!" Peter yelled. However, T'Challa was still standing in the way, locked in a fight with Bucky. So, Peter dug his feet into the seafloor and slowly pulled Scott toward him, so that he fell on top of Peter as opposed to the other two. In a moment of panic, his stingers came out and impaled Scott in the side, paralyzing the man. Blood clouded the water, and Peter cursed under his breath.

Pain tore through Peter as he resisted the urge to breathe in. He pushed up, to no help. "Come on, Peter," He muttered, bracing himself against the sand. "Come on, Peter!" He pushed even harder until he lifted up the now-frozen Scott and swam out, and hit a button on Scott's thumb so that the man shrank back to a normal size. The wound shrank too, and it looked like it was nothing more than a small scrape in his side, and Peter exhaled, relieved that he hadn't hurt the man.

Blood still swirled in the water, and nobody thought anything of it.

That was their third mistake.

His ribs ached for a few seconds, but the pain receded until he was back to normal. Tony ran over to him, asking if he was okay, but Peter shrugged him off. "I'm fine," He said, grinning. "Let's take 'em down."

Lol you thought that was the angst?

His Spidey Senses went off, and he ducked under the water to avoid a splash from Wanda. He tossed Scott over to the shore and webbed him up next to Sam. "Two down," He muttered. His Spidey Senses were slowly growing, and for some reason, it didn't feel like it was simply from the splash fight. He ignored it though, paralyzing Wanda so she didn't take down Thor.

That was his fourth mistake.

"Everyone out!" He yelled as his senses grew even more. Everyone made their way to the shore quickly, but Clint was stuck. His foot had been caught under a boulder that had been displaced by Wanda's splashing. 

Nobody had thought it was a big deal until then. Peter, without hesitation, swam back for Clint, despite the yelling. Everyone on the shore was confused, so it didn't occur to them to do anything. Peter dove under the surface and pulled up on the boulder. Slowly but surely, Spidey Senses increasing in the back of his mind, he was able to lift the rock up. 

"Come on, go, go, go!" Peter yelled frantically, shoving Clint toward the shore. The two both ran toward the surf.

They had almost made it, too.

Clint had made it to the sand, but something clamped down onto Peter's ankle, pain shooting up his leg. He screamed as he felt himself dragged under the surface. "Kid!" Tony yelled, summoning his suit.

More blood spread through the water, and Peter struggled to get to the surface.

Shark attacks.

Of course.

Blood in the water. Sharks could smell blood from miles away.

Peter gasped for air as he managed to get his head above the water. Most sharks swam away after biting humans, having had assumed that they were seals.

This shark wasn't giving up. 

Peter pulled his leg out of the shark's grip, terrified.

He extended his stingers and stabbed it at the skin of the shark that had grabbed him, but it did nothing other than irritate the shark more. The shark started thrashing biting at Peter again. The suit was forming around Tony, but Peter could tell he wouldn't make it in time.

Bioelectric webs. One of his final surprises.

And, though Peter didn't realize it, dizzy and confused from blood loss, his fifth and final mistake of the day.

Peter held his fingers to the shark's skin, using his stickiness to hang on. Then, he used the electric webs.

It kind of worked.

The shark let go.

But it was also flung back about a mile.

And Peter was thrown to the shore, electricity crackling along his skin, the scent of burning filling the air.

Mistake number five was this: Water is quite an excellent conductor of electricity.

They were in the ocean.

Black dots slowly enveloped Peter's vision, and he let go of trying to stay awake.

The last thing he saw was Tony leaning over him, looking petrified.

Well, Peter might be dying but ya know, Miranda has accepted Ryan's confession.

Tony was sitting in a chair in the corner of Peter's new room. In the Med Bay. Peter was lying down on a bed in the secret Med Bay in the basement. Tony knew something could happen, so he had added it just in case.

And he had never been gladder. 

Peter's heart had stopped from the extreme electric shock. Tony had made a defibrillator out of nanobots and shocked him again. But this time, back to life. 

Bruce was currently rushing around the lab, keeping Peter that way.

But barely.

The boy was covered in burns, and was basically charred. 

Peter could heal fast though, right?

Right?

Uh oh, Lexi is coming for Miranda with a vengeance.

Clint had locked himself in his room. Natasha was there, too, but she wasn't saying anything. She knew that saying anything wouldn't make it better. Maybe if he weren't so useless, he wouldn't have needed Peter to save him. 

And then Peter could have saved himself.

Zachary has learned of Lexi's plan and gone to stop her.

Shuri had finished raiding Tony's room for supplies, and went to see Tony in the Med Bay. When she reached the door, she saw the man leaning over Peter's unconscious form. "Peter, I'm so sorry," She heard Tony whisper. Then he bent down and kissed the boy on the forehead, pushing his wet hair out of the way. 

THIS IS NOT STARKER I CANNOT STRESS THIS MORE THIS IS DAD!TONY. Because I stan fatherly Tony. Starker is just.... no. I cannot even describe Starker as anything more than "no". Sorry if you ship it. I just hate Starker. That's my opinion though. I had to clarify just so nobody thinks that. XD

Shuri awkwardly walked in and Tony jumped back. "You have the stuff?" He asked. "Yeah," Shuri replied. She pulled out a syringe and injected into Peter's shoulder. Then, she reached out and applied some sort of magic salve Thor had given her for burns, from Asgard. Surprisingly, all the burns faded slightly. Hopefully, with continued application, they would disappear completely.

Shuri held her breath. He'd have to wake up after this, or there was nothing else she could do without significant time for research.

Lexi is arguing with Zachary

Tony watched as Shuri knelt next to Peter. She inhaled deeply, then did what she claimed would solve it. 

"CAN I GET A WAFFLE?" She screamed in Peter's ear. 

Peter shot up into a sitting position and almost punched Shuri in the face. Thankfully, she stepped back in time.

He blinked blearily, then his eyes landed on Tony. "Dad?" Peter asked confused and looking barely awake. "Hey, kid," Tony managed, voice raspy. 

Peter had called him Dad.

PeterhadcalledhimDadholyshitholyshitholyshitfuckfuckfuckfuckadhfklahg;ahsdl;

Zachary has just confessed to Lexi :O

Peter was incredibly confused now.

"W-what happened?" Peter inquired, exhausted. "You electrified yourself. With your own webs. We're going to have a talk about that later, by the way," Tony said, clearly trying to sound stern but failing. 

"Is Clint okay?" He asked quietly, fearing the worst. "He's... fine. Distressed." 

Peter started to drag himself out of bed. "I have to get to him," Peter muttered. 

"Peter- you just woke up from the brink of death. Actually, from death. You died.  And you're concerned that you hurt someone's feelings?" Tony asked incredulously.

Was this a trick question?

"...yes?"

"Peter, it's recommended that you stay here to recover-" Bruce began, but Peter wasn't hearing any of it. He ran out the door, turning invisible. "What the- Peter?" Tony yelled, fear entering his voice. "I'll be back! Just - stay here!" Peter yelled, turning the corner. 

Then he almost tripped on the first stair, so maybe he wasn't as ready as he thought he was.

"Peter?" Steve asked from the top of the stairwell, disbelief clear in his tone. Apparently Peter had turned visible again. "Uh, hi, Uncle Steve," He said awkwardly.

"What are you doing up?" Steve inquired. "I need to see Clint."

Of all the people, Peter had ran into the right one. Steve would understand Peter's need to tell his loved ones that he was okay.

"Alright, kid. Come here," Steve said, rolling his eyes affectionately. He didn't wait for Peter to come to him, likely because he knew there was no way Peter would be able to make his way up there alone. Steve descended the stairs quickly and picked Peter up gently, then ran back up to the top.

"Thanks," Peter said gratefully. "I'll take you to his room. So I can make sure you make it there." 

Peter smiled slightly, and Steve put him down in front of Clint's door. 

Peter knocked quickly, only to be replied to by Clint's hoarse, "Go away."

He raised an eyebrow at Steve, who shrugged. "He locked himself in there." Peter nodded slowly. "I see," He said, not entirely sure that he did see. Why would Clint be so worried about Peter that he would lock himself into his room?

Unless Clint was mad at him.

Maybe that was it.

"Uncle Clint?" Peter asked hesitantly. There was a silence.

The door flew open. Clint stared at him, disbelievingly. "Oh my god, Peter," He muttered, pulling the boy into a tight hug. "Oh my god. You're okay. I am so, so sorry," Clint whispered desperately. 

"Why are you sorry?" Peter asked. "God, I should have been able to fend for myself. I can't believe-" Peter cut him off. "It's okay, Uncle Clint. It wasn't your fault. It wasn't anyone's fault."

Clint only hugged him tighter. Natasha came into Peter's view as well. "Shit. Peter." She said, joining the hug. "You're okay. You're okay," Clint whispered underneath his breath. "Thank god."

When they finally pulled away, they got a good look at him. "Oh my god it looks like you were set on fire," Clint blurted. Peter winced. "Is it really that bad?" He asked. Clint shook his head quickly. "Sorry. It's not that bad." Clint grinned sheepishly.

Peter smiled back. "You know... it's not too late to save this vacation," Peter suggested. Clint tilted his head. "What do you suggest?"

"Well, if you raid the snack pantry... I'll get the TV room set up. I saw a lot of Disney movies in the DVD section... so..." Clint started to smile. Steve, behind him, added to Peter's idea. "And, you know, I'm sure we could order some pizza using FRIDAY." Natasha smirked as well. "And if we pranked the others in the middle of the movie just for fun, then that would certainly make for an entertaining night."

Lexi was shocked and just kinda left to consider her life choices.

And so, maybe it wasn't the most successful vacation the heroes could have had. 

And maybe Peter did die on that vacation, but he came back.

And maybe they did get attacked by a shark.

But in the end, they were still able to salvage their time together.

Because they were more than a team.

They were a family.

Yay new chapter out!

I'm so proud. It's a bit short, but I hope you liked it!

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I was halfway through a social media oneshot that was requested a while ago, then spontaneously started this. But expect that to be the next one out XD

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Hope you enjoyed, have a great day!