Peter Parker has a bit of a problem. Let's set the scene. He was standing on a table, his hands out on either side of him. His family was split on to his sides, in a fierce battle about a book. A book they all hold very close to their hearts. Princess Assassin II by Andre Ispm.

Record scratch and freeze frame. Let's set up some background.

Peter Parker is Andre Ispm. It's an anagram of Spider-Man, his other alias. Princess Assassin II is the second book in the Princess Assasian trilogy about the beautiful and intelligent Princess Sophia, who doubles as the second-in-command of an all female team of assassins.

The Avengers, his family, were in love with this series. They had no idea he wrote it. which was an honest to god miracle. Considering the fact that he was caught writing the books on his laptop multiple times, and he lives with two assassins whose job was to find it everything.

The ending of book two leaves Sophia with a choice. She can either listen to her father, King Harrison, and marry Princess Olivia of the nearby kingdom to make peace with them, thereby ending the ten year war that has raged between that two kingdoms and making her Queen. Or, she can follow Empress Arianna of the Thorns and Roses, killing the princess, and spending the rest of her days with her crush, Hannah, one of her friends on the team. Her choices are marry the princess and be exiled from the Thorns and Rises, or kill her and be exiled from her kingdom.

Tony, Steve, Wanda, Nat, Sam, Scott, Cassie, Gia, and Connor all think she should kill the princess.

Bruce, Thor, Pietro, Clint, Bucky, Lila, Vision, T'Challa, and Shuri all think she should marry the princess.

Peter has already drafted the third book and knows that Sophia is going to 'marry' Olivia, but also recruit her for the team. Olivia is also in love with someone from her kingdom, so the two agreed their marriage was strictly political, and the two were allowed to pone over their respective crushes.

Now, back to where his big problem.

"Sophie lost her mother and her twin sister in the first book. She needs her father, or she'll lose everything!" Clint yelled out from he one side of the room.

"Phia still has a family! The Thornes and Roses are her family!" Nat called back from the other.

"Blood is thicker then water!" Pietro said.

"Actually, Speedy Gonzales, the full saying is the blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb. That just proves out point." Tony said, smug.

"Know it all!" Bruce says.

"Says you!" Connor retorts.

"I can't believe my own son would betray me like this." Clint says, holding his signed copy to his chest tightly.

"I can't believe my father would be such an idiot!" Connor called back to him. "Oh wait, yes I can."

Clint feigned offense. "That's it!" He lunged. Peter pushes him back.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" Peter screamed at the top of his lungs.

"Strength is in numbers." Thor said. "Young Peter, where do you stand on this matter?"

Peter went red. "Uh, I can't say?"

"That a question or answer kid?" Sam asked.

"An answer." Peter purses his lips for the second of silence.

They all talked at once, but at least four people said "Bullshit!"

"I WROTE THE BOOKS!" He screamed after a few minutes of talk.

The whole room fell silent instantly.

"Andre Ispm is an anagram for Spider Man. It was me. I wrote them. I can't help you settle your debate because I already know what Sophia chooses."

Another beat of silence, until Gia says what they're all thinking. "Can you tell us?"

Peter furrows his eyebrows together. "Now.." he hopped off the table. "Why would I do that?"

He pecks Lila's cheek and runs, knowing full well that they all are about to kill him.

"GET BACK HERE YOU SON OF A BITCH"

MagicaLyss