Peter has a squad, and no one really knows outside of his school.

They go out all the time and Peter says it's patrol, they see movies together, and they have a legendary group chat.

This squad was Ned, Mj, Gia, Loki, Wanda, Cassie, Lila, Groot, Shuri, Harley, and himself.

After Harley's mom got alcohol poisoning, she went to rehab and Tony took Harley in. After three months, he adopted him.

Scott lived nearby to the tower with Hope and their daughter Kenzie. Cassie lived there half the time, and when she did she went to Midtown.

After Clint lost Laura (someone found out she existed, took her hostage, and when she refused to tell them anything was killed) he and his kids sold the farm and moved into the tower. Lila was the same age as Peter, so they were in the same grade. Cooper often hung out with them too, but he had his own circle of friends.

Groot was only in the group chat, because he was in space.

The reason he never tells anyone about his squad is that he doesn't trust the other Avengers. None of his squad does, because all of them live Tony like family and don't trust the so called "Team Cap." Except for Wanda. Obviously.

Whenever Loki came to earth for long periods of time, she would transform herself into a teenager and go to school with them and hang out. Wanda did as well, using her magic to make people think she was a teenager. Wanda went by Fawn Forandaom while Loki went by Laurie Lydkotofit. Four-and-ayy-um and Lied-cut-off-it.

This is the story of how their squad learned to trust Team Cap. Wanda, after they went rouge, came to Tony first and signed the accords, realizing she was wrong. The others had to be pardoned because they refused to admit they were wrong, though they did apologize.

Peter was on the couch, texting in their group chat called "The Meme Chat" They were all watching some movie that no one cared about, everyone was having side conversations.

As soon as Peter hit send, the people in the chat that were in the room too laughed out loud. Steve sent an odd look at Wanda, who noticed and sent him a withering glare.

Peter texted something along the lines and got another laugh.

Arachnid Boi: wanda u just destroyed the captain of ice

Red Magic Gorl: thnx 👌🏻

Princess of Vines: like he tried to look @ u but sis snapped

Darth Nedious: oof clap back huntie

Peter laughed. He looked over at Wanda and she looked like she wanted to die.

Red Magic Gorl: im bored lets play truth or dare

Arrow Gorl: im in

Queen of Sass: me too

Tree: I am Groot.

Arachnid Boi: I'll start. Tree, truth or dare.

Tree: I am Groot.

Arachnid Boi: Okay, what was the worst prank you ever did and what was the outcome?

Tree: I am Groot.

Robit: y would you ever try to prank green goddess? Surprised ur even alive

Tree: I am Groot.

Ant: Dare.

Tree: I am Groot.

Ant: Okay. Arachnid Boi, u best record this

Peter fumbled for the camera app, and as soon as he hit record, he nodded at Cassie. She stood up, walked over to the fridge and grabbed a beer. She sat back down and the only one who batted an eye was Steve. (It was Scott's kid, and he was pretty lenient as long as she didn't get herself into trouble)

"Aren't you a little young to be drinking?" He asked her, everyone knew that Cassie was emulating sass 100% of the time, so they watched her for a clap back.

"Aren't you a little old to be alive?" She took a swig of her drink. The people in the squad all laughed along with Tony, Bucky, and Sam. He stopped recording and sent it in.

Arachnid Boi: cassiesclapback.exe

Green Magic Gorl: That was hilarious.

Ant: Yeah, yeah. Red, t or d?

Red Magic Gorl: d

Potato Gun: misstake

Ant: dare u to casually send Cap a vision of somebody coming in and kissing Bucky, and Bucky kissing back. Make it seem like he fell asleep and dreamed it.

Potato Gun: I take it back this is going to be amazing, dibs on videoing it

Peter put his phone down and watched Wanda make a small ball of red energy with her hands, and send it floating across the room. Finally, it landed in front of Cap, and he touched it. He then closed his eyes and let his head fall back. A few minutes later, he shit up with a screech.

"Steve? You okay?" Wanda asked innocently feigning concern.

"Yeah. Yeah, just a, uh bad dream I guess." He kissed Bucky on the lips, hard. Then he went back to listening to Sam babble on.

Potato Gun: wandaslayedcap.exe

Robit: that was hilarious i want to laugh so hard

Red Magic Gorl: It was fun. Meh, arachnid boi t or d?

Arachnid Boi: dare bc i want to do something to cap and am rlly hoping u pick smth w that

Red Magic Gorl: nope, i dare you to take three blankets, sit on the ceiling, and drink a cup of coffee

Robit: hell no whyyyyy we don't wanna suffer

Red Magic Gorl: Then i must resort to my truth, who would you kill in this chat?

Arachnid Boi: Robit, because it would just be her body and i could make her a new one

Robit: love that

Queen of Sass: My turn truth

Arachnid Boi: ok sure who do u wanna d8

Queen of Sass: i thought it was obvious but Shuri and are dating dude

Princess of Vines: MJ!

Arachnid Boi: damn ok

Queen of Sass: Yo, Arrow. t or d

Arrow Gorl: d

Queen of Sass: I dare you to tell the whole avengers about the squad.

Peter's eyes widened. There was a reason that they didn't tell people about the squad. So that no one hurt their friends who couldn't protect themselves. Also, Peter sort of had a mask on! His Spidey mask, because the Avengers didn't know about his identity. They knew Peter Parker, Tony's adopted son and intern, and Spidey.

Lila stood up and turned off the movie. "Yo! I have an announcement. I have a squad. This squad includes, Darth Nediois, Queen of Sass, Robit, Princess of Vines, Arachnid Boi, Potato Gun, Mini Stark.exe, Arrow Gorl which is me, Red Magic Gorl, Green Magic Gorl, Ant, and Tree."

She sat back down. Everyone was staring at her. "Ned Leeds, Michelle Jones, Gia Stark, Shuri, Spider-Man, Peter Stark, me, Wanda Romanoff, Loki Laufeydottor, Cassie Lang, and Groot Racoon." She sighed.

Everyone shrugged and went back o their conversation. Except Clint. "Wait, does that mean my daughter knew you're identity before me?" Clint asks, pointing at Peter. He nodded.

"Eh, what the hell." Peter said, taking off his mask.