May was on vacation in Africa, provided by Tony because she deserved a vacation from "dealing with this caffeine bean with 10x energy." So Peter had been staying with Tony and Pepper. Rhodes occasionally visited after Physical Therapy. That was before the Avengers were pardoned.
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Peter was sitting in his room doing his homework. He decided he needed a snack. He went to the kitchen, grabbing his Stark Phone and texting Ned about how bored he was. He grabbed a cake from the fridge, Pepper's birthday was yesterday but they ended up going out to dinner so the cake was just waiting for him. He grabbed a fork and sat down, scrolling through memes. He didn't even realize what was happening until the cake was all gone and he was deep in his page. He shrugged, went back to the fridge and grabbed an apple to take back to his room. He went back to his room and finished his homework so he went to the theatre Tony had built for the pop-culture boi. He put Last Jedi and made himself some popcorn. Halfway through, he fell asleep.
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"This is the living quarters." Tony said as he walked through the floor. An empty cake pan was sitting on the counter in the kitchen. Tony smiled in on himself. Peter. "The cake?" Steve asked. Tony waved himself. "Peppers birthday was yesterday." He pointed to the closed door of Peter's room. "Off limits." "You're not gonna intro-" Rhodes started. "Haha moving on." Tony cut him off and sent him a look. "Movie room." There was some sound coming from the inside. "It sounds like someone's in there Stark." Clint said. Natasha took her Widow Bites and kicked the door in. "Nat wait!" Everyone was ready to fight but they were met with Star Wars "I am your father!" "UGH! I HAVENT SEEN IT YET!" And a sleeping teen. "Tony what the crap?" Bucky said. He sighed. "Go outside. We'll meet you out there in a sec." They all filed out, leaving only a hysterical laughing Rhodes. "Shut up dude." He threw a piece of popcorn at him from Peter's bucket. He shook Peter awake. "Hey Pete. You gotta get up. Some... people are here." Peter nodded numbly and pulled his Iron Man blanket closer around him as he stood. He walked out of the room and was suddenly or so drowsy. He stood up straighter. "Alright, he's awake now so. I repeat: Tony what the crap?" Bucky said. Peter's eyes lit up. "You're the one with the metal arm!" Bucky, Sam, and Steve's eyes bulged. "Holy crap! You're the kid who blocked my punch?" Bucky yelled. "Oh my god I dropped a crate on a thirteen year old!" Steve said. "The fuck?" Cacawed Clint. "Here. Perhaps this'll help." Peter smirked and winked at Tony he walked away. Tony rolled his eyes but smiled. "Underoos!" He called. Peter did a backflip, stole Caps shield from his hand and landed in Tony's shoulders. "Hey everyone."

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