By Hail_The_Gay

3 Harley!

Notes:
It's Harley x Peter in this one. No it's not incest, they aren't siblings in here.

Wanda is their age in here.

Peter woke up to a loud alarm, an arm around him, and hot breath around his neck. His boyfriend, Harley Keener, was over for the week and thankfully Pepper understood young love and let Harley in Peter's room for a few nights.

"Harley, baby, I have to get to school."

"hnnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH" Harley whined back, sounding like a demonic troll and holding onto his boyfriend as Peter tried to get out of bed.

"Harley! I'll be back in like an hour and a half. I'm going on a stupid field trip to my home. Like, I shouldn't even have to go in the morning? I'm just going back home."

"Mmmmm kk. See you in a bit." Harley finally let go and Peter fell on the floor, as the grip Harley was holding on him and the force Peter was using to get out of his grip caused him to slingshot back like a rubber band. Peter got up and started getting dressed, regular jeans and a plaid button down, a long sleeved tweed sweater on top of it, and his Red converse to top off the look. He headed down to the main room after he grabbed his back pack.

"Yo! How's your man doing?" Sam asked when he exited the elevator. Peter turned red in the face, the same color as the Begonias that littered Carol's floor.

"My goodness! Sam! It is a known rule of teenager hood that you don't ask or tell about significant others!" Wanda yelled at him. Having a girlfriend herself, Gwen Stacy, knew that when Natasha asked about Gwen, Wanda was not fond of it.

"Jeez Louise, Wanda, OK! I'll lay off." Sam laughed at the 17-year-old's fierce passion about privacy.

"Peter if you don't hurry we're going to miss the bus." Wanda redirected her attention to another in the room.

"But, we don't tak-" Wanda was already dragging him out, two muffins in hand.

"I know we don't take the bus, but we need to get to school early."

"Ok? Why?" Peter asked, getting in the driver seat of the car.

"Field trip? Ring a bell?" Wanda got into the passenger seat.

"What does that have to do with getting to school early?"

"I have no idea. I just didn't want to stay there. We're going back later anyways."

"That's fair. Turn on some music?"

"Of course, Spidey."

Wanda connected her phone to the Bluetooth in the car. Starting up 'Galileo' by the Indigo Girls. They both hummed along as Peter drove along the others cars, mostly filled with High and Middle Schoolers. A few parents tagging along. Peter parked in his spot, decorated with different squares with each logo of all his friends and parents. Spider Man's in the middle. Wanda's parking spot was just black, a pair of blue eyes, glowing red, in the middle out of the darkness. She didn't drive as much as Peter though, so it wasn't used as often. The two hopped out and walked to the front of the building, meeting their friends by the band room, where Gwen and Peter had first period. Gwen played Clarinet in class and color guard during marching band. Peter was a tuba in class though. His sousaphone gets out of its case in the afternoons. Wanda gave Gwen a peck on the cheek. Gwen smiled at her and kissed her on the lips. All of them started talking, Ned bringing up his new Star Wars Lego set, asking if Peter had time.

"Peter, isn't Harley in town?" MJ questioned, when she decided Ned had gotten too far into the explanation of "Rogue One".

"Oh, yeah! He is." Peter scratched the back of his neck, a nervous tic he developed.

"They even slept in the same bed last night!" Wanda added, stage whispering.

Peter threw down his hands in defeat, "Wanda, what did you tell Sam 34 minutes ago."

"It is a known rule of teenager hood that you don't ask or tell about significant others?" Wanda timidly asked.

"Mhm. What did you just do."

"Tell about your significant other?"

"Yep, you don't get a Peter Parker Hug TM, until tomorrow at 3:54 P.M." Wanda gasped. Peter Parker Hugs TM were the greatest thing known to mankind. They were practically a visit to the chiropractor if you were light enough. Which Wanda was. But so was Steve, so... After a mission everyone just got a Peter Parker Hug TM and they didn't need to visit Dr. Cho.

"That's harsh dude." Gwen giggled. Then the bell rang and the five split to their first period class. Then they would all meet up with Mr. Harrington, in the AcaDec room. After what seemed like an hour of torture and lots of yelling from Mr. Applebee, they were dismissed to second period where they would wait for buses to come back from the elementary school. Gwen walked with Peter down to the Sciences hallway, Ned had caught up with them as he came out of the languages hallway, where he was in his Russian class, with Миссис ленка, which isn't as hard to say as you'd think. Wanda ran towards them, out of the Maths hallway expectedly hopping on Gwen's back, clambering up to her shoulders, so the backpack wouldn't get in the way. They turned into Mr. Harrington's classroom, Wanda ducking down to be mindful of the door frame. Mr. Harrington noticed though and made Wanda get off of Gwen's shoulders, Peter swearing he heard Mr. H mutter "I don't need another lawsuit."

"Ok, everyone outside, get on the bus," Mr. H called.

Everyone ran outside, eager to get on the bus, eager to go to Stark Tower, a crazy awesome place, full of excitement wonder and more man-buns and metal arms than you'd think. Everyone was quietly seated, MJ, Wanda, and Gwen on the very back row, which could hold five people, but Gwen's legs took up two seats. Peter and Ned sat in front of them.

"Yo, Penis, ready to be certified?" Flash called from a few seats in front of Peter.

"I think that word doesn't mean what you think it means." Peter mumbled under his breath.

"What'd you say about me, punk?"

"Just that my aunt Carol does her own stunts." Peter thought up something on the spot, after realizing his words thought, Well I'm not wrong

"I see right through you, you don't have an internship at SI, only college students. You are not a college student"

Peter slouched down in his seat, texting Happy that they would be there momentarily, so he would have time to prepare. He was the one giving the tour after all. They arrived, everyone trampled off of the bus, Flash pushing to be in front, so he would be the first thing that everybody in the lobby of SI saw. Mr. Harrington got in front of him though. He had everyone wait in a clump as Mr. H went up to Sally, who was working the front desk today, to ask about the tour. She gave him a large bucket of security badges to hand out to his students, telling him that their guide would be there shortly. Mr. H started handing out the badges,

"Brant, Betty"

"Brown, Abe"

"Buongiorno, Chris"

"Cooper, Zach"

He went down the list until all the badges had been handed out, but Peter, Wanda, and Gwen didn't seem to have one.

"Peter, Wanda, Gwen. Your names aren't on the list. Nor do I have any badges for you. Are you supposed to be on this field trip?"

"We are, we have our own."

The three pulled out their own badges, decorated to their liking. Peters was red and blue, a subtle tribute to Spider Man. Wanda's was red and black for Scarlet Witch. Gwen's was White, Pink, and Teal. A kind of subtle tribute to Spider-Gwen, those ballet flats were hard to dye. Happy had come down by that point and was now introducing himself.

"Hello, my name is Happy. I will be your tour guide for the day. Please step through our scanner. Threats can and will be detected."

People started stepping through the detector, FRIDAY announcing them.

"Eugene Thompson, Level 1 pass, no threat detected." The voice seemingly coming from nowhere startle Flash, he jumped and banged his elbow on a table.

"Don't worry, That's just FRIDAY, she's harmless and has no body. She's Mr.Stark's AI"

"Cindy Moon, Level 1 pass, no threat detected."

It went like this for a while.

"Gwen Stacy, Level 9 pass, no threat detected. Welcome back Gwen! I see you have Wanda and Peter with you? Would you like to see Carol?"

"I do, Not right now Fri, I'll see her later." Gwen and Carol were incredibly good friends, Carol had taken a liking to Gwen when she first saw the spunky, fierce Spider-Teen.

Peter went in next.

"Peter Stark, Level 9 pass, no threat detected. Welcome Peter! I'm surprised to see you using this entrance instead of the staff one. Is everything alright? Would you like me to contact your Mot-"

"-EVERything is fine Fri, You don't need to contact Pepper, I'll see her soon."

Wanda skipped into the detector, then her face dropped when she realized that her usual outfit on the field was in her bag today. The new corset she had? Made of metal. Like, Vibranium.

"Wanda Romanov, Level 9 pass, Threat Detected." FRIDAY started beeping and Happy took her backpack off and opened it. He dug around a little bit and when he found the corset, relaxed and told everyone she had a pocket knife. Which was also true, but FRIDAY didn't count it as a threat if she knew them.

"Josh Scarino, Level 1 pass, no threat detected."

"OK, first, we're going to the Avenger's museum, which a few of our Avengers like to call an archive. Get into the elevator" Happy called out to the group.

They all piled into the elevator and Happy told FRIDAY to take them up to level 93, where the archive was held. Everyone got out and immediately started looking over exhibits, excited to learn more about their favorite Avengers. That's when something caught Peter's eye, a new exhibit. It was black, white, pink, and teal. He grabbed Gwen.

"Gwen! Look! They got you an exhibit!"

"They got me an exhibit? What the fuck?"

Spider-Gwen

Was in the color guard in high school, especially good at rifles.

Her favorite food is Jalapenos

Is dating the Scarlet Witch, has been for three years

Loves to dance, Jazz, Ballet, and Contemporary are her favorites

"Wow, they know a lot about me." Gwen laughed out.

"Carol and Wanda did it themselves, I can tell." Peter smiled.

"Gwen, they did an exhibit on you?" Ned came over and practically screamed.

"Shh, not so loud Ned, I don't need the whole world to know."

"Sorry Gwen."

"Everyone, back into the elevator, we're going to lunch." Happy yelled to the group of teenagers.

Once they had gotten to the cafeteria and gotten food. The five friends sat down at a table and started chowing down. When Peter noticed someone come in. Not anyone shady, the opposite actually. It was his Aunt Carol and little sister Morgan. They spotted him and ran over.

"Petey! Auntie Carol said I could come find you, 'cause she has to go back to space for an afternoon. But only for a bit"

"Really! That's so cool. I'm glad I got to see you today, because I missed you this morning. You weren't awake yet when I woke up."

"Sorry, Petey. Growing girls need their sleep." Morgan sassily stated, climbing into Wanda's lap.

"Ok, Parker, how did you do it? Not one, but three level 9 out of 9 passes, the AI knows you, so does Mr.Stark's daughter? I really want to know. Money? Sex? What was in Romanov's backpack? It wasn't a pocket knife."

"OK, I don't know who you are, but I'm Carol Danvers, Peter's aunt, I'm going to give you three seconds with that title and you can figure it out."

"Oh my god. He's Tony's son! What the fuck. Oh, wait! I have black mail now." Flash sneered.

"No you don't." Carol picked him up by the back of the collar on his shirt.

"Ok, Jeez, I get it. But what was in your backpack Wanda?"

"Ummmmm, a corset." Wanda sheepishly said.

"How is a corset dangerous?"

"It's made of Vibranium."

"Why the fuck would you have a Vibranium Corset in your bag."

"I needed to put it back in my room."

"Ok?" He just left it alone at that point. Too scared of Carol to ask any more questions that he obviously had.

"Our second to last segment of the day, we're going to visit Dr. Banner's lab. We'll learn about his work and there and we'll have a special visitor! Get in the elevator." Happy Bellowed out the team.

They all popped into the elevator and went down to the 18th floor, where Bruce's labs were. Everyone got out and followed Happy to the lab where Bruce was sitting, talking with the surprise guest. Harley. Harley Keener. Peter's boyfriend.

"Shit." Peter muttered under his breath, while Wanda was trying to keep from laughing by burying her head in Gwen's shoulder.

"Hello everyone! I'm Dr. Banner, and this is the special guest, who works in Prosthetic Engineering, Harley Keener. He helped Tony Stark design Bucky Barnes' new arm." Bruce projected to the children that flowed into the room.

"Hey everyone! I'm Harley! I work with Dr. Banner occasionally, right now, we're trying to create a robot for mental, heart, or food conditions, when service animals are not an option." Harley was putting on a British accent, a very convincing one too. Gwen was snorting into her hands, all of his friends knew Harley very well, this was a bit he would do when he met new people; they would ask where he's from and he'd switch to his regular voice, a half-thick New York accent and say, "America, where'd you think?"

"You are allowed to ask questions" Bruce encouraged.

Hands raised and Bruce picked on Josh,

"Why wouldn't service animals be an option?"

"Allergies of someone in the home or yourself."

"How tall is the Hulk?" Flash blurted out.

"About 9 feet tall. So from your floor to your ceiling." Bruce quickly answered, he didn't enjoy questions about Hulk, he was a scientist.

"Will the robot just be available to buy? Like a pet, but for good reasons?"

"We hope so, they won't be too expensive. But if you are going to buy one, your ID or medical records have to show that you have an illness severe enough to have a robot for medical needs."

"What are you going to call it?"

"Diana, named after a good friend of ours. She was a good medic where she lived, went off to battle though."

They went like this for a while, until Flash started asking more personal questions.

"Harley, are you really British?"

"No, where'd you think I was from." He was probably glad someone asked that, other questions had been going on for twenty minutes.

"Are you gay?"

"Really random, but yeah. My boyfriend is in this room. Figure it out. It's not Bruce."

All of Peter's classmates looked around, guessing out some of the male classmates.

"Brad"

"Tyler"

"Zach"

"Jason"

It had gone on like this for a while, Harley saying no to every one of them. Wanda raised her hand. Harley picked on her, hoping for a promising answer.

"Peter?" She said, bored and ready to get this done with.

"Yeah, Peter Parker is my boyfriend."

All of his classmates turned towards him, he just slowly backed out, dragging his friends with him. He just ran up to his room, he started to hyperventilate, he didn't need people to know who he dated. He didn't want people to know who hi- His thoughts were cut off by a warm hug from Wanda, his breathing steadied and he dried tears from his face.