Never in a million years did Peter Parker ever think that his Parker Luck would screw him over this badly. It simply never occurred to him that the huge field trip of the year would be to Stark Industries. And yet here he was, hanging his head in period 4 science, because of the field trip. Ned looked at Peter in pity.

"C'mon, man, it can't be that bad... Right?"

Peter didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Groaning, he mumbled, "Not bad? As if, dude." Ned considered this, and agreed.

* * *

It was the day of the field trip. Peter only needed to survive a few hours, then he would be safe. Peter boarded the bus unhappily, and plopped down next to Ned. A small thunk resonated as a chunk of paper hit Peter's head.

The sound of Flash- never a welcome noise. "Hey Parker! Still convinced you're an intern at SI? Did you call Stark himself to make an appearance if you're so buddy-buddy with him?" Flash laughed mockingly.

Michelle glared at Flash before grinding out a condescending "Eugene." Flash muttered something about Peter being stupid, but didn't comment on anything for the rest of the ride.

The ride wasn't very long, and it passed quickly, much to Peter's dismay. All too soon, the class was gathered in the lobby of Stark Industries. A tour guide named Betty handed out passes, and didn't hesitate to skip over Peter. Betty had been told the young man wouldn't need one, and she wasn't one to question authorities. Flash looked puzzled, and couldn't quite grasp why Peter didn't need one.

"Miss, Parker didn't get one." Flash wasn't the nicest but he did have self preservation. If there was a chance Peter was telling the truth, he didn't want to be seen as a bully.

Betty smiled and continued on, clearly stating that she was aware, and didn't care. She then turned to address the group, "Hello, we are going to begin the tour. Please start by forming a line, scanning your pass, and remaining in a group once you are past security."

Flash went first. FRIDAY's voice rang out, "Eugene Thompson, Midtown High. Guest, unarmed." Everyone continued before Peter was up. He scanned his pass.

"Peter Parker. Possesses classified weapons, a cinnamon roll too precious for this world. Welcome back. I have taken the liberty of not announcing your arrival."

Peter blushed. "Thanks, FRI, but we gotta work on that greeting." At least someone was on his side.

Though there was a bit of chatter about Peter's welcome, No one did anything. Thus the tour continued, before Peter was aware of a faint clanking above his head. When he mentioned this to Ned, they grew suspicious.

"Clint?"

" Maybe. He is a super spy"

"This is bad, dude. He can be so embarrassing!"

" But do I get to meet him??? " Ned's eyes sparkled with wonder. Imagine if...

Ned's thoughts were interrupted by an abnormal amount of swearing and a broken vent. Clint sat on the floor, and when the group turned around he was filing his nails, acting unperturbed. Peter tried to hide but Clint noticed him almost immediately.

"Pete! Hey there, kiddo! What- ah, what're you doing here?"

Peter sighed. " Either Mr. Stark set you up with this, or you actually have no idea. Which one is it, bird brain? "

Clint chuckled. "If Sam asks, I wasn't here." Gone sooner than he came, Clint whisked off into the distance as the group of kids stared at Peter. Now, Flash really had to speak up.

"Um, Parker. There is no way that was real. Who's the actor, and who'd you sleep with to get them here?" It was obvious to Flash that Peter was poor, but really he had no idea of Pete's bank account that Tony had set up.

Peter shuddered with frustration. "Can't you see, Eugene, that I am not a liar?" When it came to seeing the truth, Flash was as blind as a block of cheese.

Betty nervously ushered the wild group into a lab to begin a competitive building contest. Peter had put together the contraption, so Betty waved him to the side.

Flash misunderstood,and laughed. "Even she can see you're too stupid to do this!" He howled, clutching his stomach from laughing. Betty told him off, but Flash still joked with his friends about it.

* * *

The rest of the tour continued without a hassle, until the final hour. A Q+A, with the Avengers. The teenage pack of noise stampeded over to the Avengers' living room, eager to ask questions. Including Thor, who was freshly returned from Asgard, the Avengers were squished into one couch. Steve was sitting on Starks' shoulders, Clint and Natasha perched atop Thor's head, battling for room, Sam and Bucky were bickering while laying on the back of the couch, and Wanda stood awkwardly to the side. Bruce nervously sat next to Thor, and looked as if he might be sick from the 'manly stench' of BO. (Thor's words, not his.)

The room quieted for a moment before Tony began to speak. "Welcome, kiddos from Midtown High. Any questions for our fabulous selves?"

Natasha furrowed her brow before interrupting the first question. "Midtown... Isn't that where Peter goes?" Clint nodded vehemently as Sam gasped.

" PETEY BOI! WHERE ARE THOU TROUBLED SOUL? " Sam bellowed. The room was silent as Peter responded appropriately.

"Ay, the rest of the wretched be halted once more. I be here, oh sacred one." Peter whispered timidly.

Flash raised his hands quicker than he got into the pants of his ex-girlfriend. Without being called upon, he asked, "How many of you did he sell his soul to, for you to pretend to know him?"

Flippantly, Wanda replied, "Oh Peter, you mean? Well, it just so happens that he skipped movie night last Thursday. He now owes us the entire world."

Tony grinned. "Pete doesn't know this yet, but it just so happens that we're getting rid of his childhood bully today, so he gets more piled on top of that debt."

Bucky smiled wryly. "It also just so happens that we know exactly who's been tormenting our precious boy, and can hold grudges like you wouldn't believe. Crazy, huh?"

By now, Flash had caught the hint . He'd been outed, and nearly Peed himself when Natasha smiled menacingly at him. Still, the boy persisted. "Really it is okay. You can drop the act." Remember what I said about Flash having self preservation? YEah, that was a lie.

Steve frowned. He climbed off of Tony, and with all of his righteous glory he stood above Flash and said, " As the kids say, I will yeet you off of this building, if you don't stop. Peter is honorable, much more so than you. "

Flash said another comment before Tony completely lost his cool. "Alright, tour's over. Get out of my tower you insufferable creature. You best not touch Peter ever again or I swear to all that exists I will decimate your future. Pete you stay here, we're having game night and May said it was okay if you joined."

Flash cowered in fear and ran back to the high school bus. He never bothered Peter again.

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