⚠️ WARNING THIS ONE-SHOT CONTAINS INSULTS ⚠️

For some time now, a new app has been all the rage around the world... Tik Tok. An application where you can do everything on it.

Peter: MJ did you see that? he asked.

Michelle: Seen what? she asked.

Peter: The new app that's all the rage right now. He said smiling.

Michelle: No, I'm not interested. She said before resuming her reading.

Peter: What did you eat tonight? he asked.

Michelle: I don't know... how about a pizza? she asked.

Peter: Again? But damn MJ have already eaten two this week... He said with a sigh.

Michelle: Well you know what? Mr. is going to take the car and went shopping is what to cook himself. she cried.

Peter: Yeah well as always... He said taking the car keys.

Michelle: Do you have a comment Peter? she asked screaming.

Peter: No, no, I said it was very cold today... can't you find my love? he asked.

Michelle: Yeah that's her... She said before putting her nose back in her book.

On the road Peter had put on the radio very slowly, when suddenly he received a call from Ned Leeds his best friend.

{ BEGIN FACETIME PHONE CONVERSATION }

Peter: Hi buddy how are you? he asked.

Ned: I'm fine and you? he asked.

Peter: Pfff at home MJ is unbearable, especially now that exams are coming up fast. If not, what are you doing? he asked.

Ned: I walk around on Tik Tok and where are you going? he asked.

Peter: At the supermarket to do some shopping... Because MJ wanted to order Pizza again. Do you also install it? This app is so cool. He said smiling.

Ned: Tell yourself that Flash already has 100 followers on Tik Tok. He says laughing.

Peter: How did he do it? he asked.

Ned: He posted a video of himself dancing the duck dice dance in his boxers while making the noise of the duck. He says laughing.

Peter: Ned, I bet you I could have fifty subscribers in two weeks. He says laughing.

Ned: How do you plan to go about it? he asked.

Peter: By clowning around. He said laughing.

Ned: Can't wait to see her. He says laughing.

Peter: No!!! I have better. I'm going to give my dear girlfriend a nightmare. He said smiling sadistically.

Ned: If you reach 55 subscribers in two weeks, I'll give you the latest superhero game that's been released. And if you're there in less than a week, I'll buy you a full tank of gas. He said smiling.

Peter: I accept the bet. He said smiling.

Ned: Let the show begin. He said smiling.

Peter: MJ get ready to kick ass. He said smiling sadistically.

Ned: All right, man! He said winking.

Peter: Oh no more Ned. He said smiling.

{END OF FACETIME PHONE CONVERSATION}

After shopping Peter went home, he saw that Michelle had gone up to revise quietly. He took the opportunity to cook, once the cooking was done he ate.

Once he finished eating he then did the dishes... he put his plate away and it's covered in the cabinet, where the necessities for eating are stored, when an idea comes to his mind.

Peter heard MJ come down the stairs, he opened Tik Tok and activated the video feature.

Michelle: What did they eat? she asked.

Peter: How's her "Have"? he asked.

Michelle: Well I have to eat too, so what did they eat? she asked.

Peter: You nothing. I have already eaten my fries and my steak. He said smiling.

Michelle: Are you kidding me there? he asked.

Peter: Well no. Look I even did the dishes. He said smiling.

Michelle then looks at the sink, she saw that there was still foam in the sink.

Michelle: You know what Peter is going to do to you, asshole. She said angrily before heading back upstairs.

Peter: You see guys, this is just the beginning. Serious things are coming soon. Stay connected Peter. He said smiling.

The next day Michelle didn't have class so she took the opportunity to clean up, she was vacuuming which woke Peter up.

This one came down, he kissed MJ. He then made a bowl of cereal, he had lunch while watching his girlfriend vacuuming.

He then opened Tik Tok, he placed his phone behind the bottle of milk while leaving the camera filmed the whole living room.

He then took a jar of powdered sugar, he then strolled in the living room while throwing sugar on the floor, MJ immediately stopped the vacuum cleaner when she saw Parker throwing sugar on the floor.

Michelle: May I know what you're doing? She said dryly.

Peter: Well, can't you see it? He said smiling before throwing sugar on the floor.

Michelle: Stop it right now. Because you see my hand I'm going to slap it in the face. She said shouting.

Peter: Good alley sucks the sugar on the floor. He said smiling while continuing to throw sugar on the floor.

Michelle: Peter I'm not kidding, stop this little game now. She said dryly.

Peter: The way you are used to cleaning, so you don't mind vacuuming this place there and there and there and there. He said smiling.

Michelle: Vasi keep fooling around throwing your fucking sugar on the floor. But don't worry, you little prick, we'll have a talk after. She said dryly.

Peter: Yeah if you want. He said smiling.

Michelle: Yeah Well look good. She said dryly.

Peter ignored it, he took his phone and left the living room.

Peter: Well here it is friends, I'm really pissed off so early in the morning. His ordeal has only just begun. Subscribe for more CalvaireMJ. Oh soon friends! Subscribe.

To be continued...

Released in France on: August 10, 2021.

Released in England on: November 13, 2022.