What next... hmm...

Ah yes! I know!

A story from my grade school this time.
I was a very very stupidly stubborn kid... like the 'I will bitch-slap the absolute fuck out of you kind.' And to my memory I did get slapped.
BY THE TEACHER!

You see... Back then I had this very very fierce teacher. And I am not ashamed to say that I still hate her after all this time for what she said and did to me.
She hated me so much, granted that her hatred was justified, because I have this very very lazy brain that just refuses to do homework of any kind.

But the stupid thing is... when the final exams came... I scored straight A's except for one, math (I got a C [Fuck Math] lol).

Right before the exams, that particular teacher that hated me so much said to "If you somehow got an A on my subject, then I'll eat my own shoe and slap myself." Then lo and behold I did get that A.

After I got my results, me and a couple of my friends went over to the teachers office to find her but when we asked around, the other teachers said that she went home early that day.
Me and my friends got out of the office and started to laugh our ass off.

After that, I never saw her again.

Lesson of this story is...

"Don't be bitch if you're a teacher. Treat your students with respect and never do what my old teacher did. Don't push people down, try to pull them up to a better life."