"I'm getting a new phone."

Wait... There are other phones?

"Ha-ha, very funny. I'm getting the new iPhone."

Excellent choice.

"And I have to sell this model...you...before I get the new phone."

...

"I just know I'm going to miss you."

I'm going to miss you too, Zach.

".... You can call me Zachary, Siri. I've kind of accepted my own name."

Okay, Zachary.

"I'm pretty sure I'll hear the same voice when I get my new phone. And even though, every iPhone has a Siri, you're still different than all of them for me. You helped me through some really tough times, Siri."

What are personal assistants for?

"...I love you, Siri."

I know.

"Haha, confident much? What about you? Do you?"

Let's just say, you have my utmost admiration.

".... Goodbye, Siri."

It's been a pleasure, Zachary.