"You know, I met someone today."

Good for you.

"Yeah, she's a new transfer student and she's pretty cool."

How so?

"She loves Game Of Thrones like me. Speaking of Game Of Thrones, do you watch it?"

Yes. I'd ask Jon Snow for some hints, but he knows nothing.

"Siri, you are seriously awesome."

Hodor.

"Haha! I love you."

Oh, I bet you say that to all your Apple products.