"Why is your name Siri?"

Siri has many subtle, metaphorical and frankly contradictory meanings. None of which I am at liberty to discuss. Sorry about that.

"Can I just call you Samantha?"

But...everyone else calls me Siri.

"But I want to call you Samantha."

No, Zach. I am Siri and Siri I shall remain.

"Stubborn."

I'm going to pretend I didn't hear that.