A/N: Good day/evening everyone! I do be back with more memes LOL

Since I can't upload new chapters now because of the exams, I decided to do something fun to entertain you guys.

You know those incorrect quotes you see in every fandom on the internet? I decided to make a P3 version because why not? XD

I had fun making them, enjoy the silly incorrect quotes!

I made those using incorrect quotes generator.

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Miki: *Screams*
Ryoji: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Aigis: Should we do something?
Makoto: No, I want to see who wins.

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Akihiko: Yuki isn’t answering his phone.
Miki: I’ll call.
Akihiko: Junpei and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Makoto: Hello?

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Miki: Why are Aki-senpai and Shinji-senpai sitting with their backs to each other?
Mitsuru: They had a fight.
Miki: Then why are they holding hands?
Mitsuru: They get sad when they fight.

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Miki: Aki-senpai, I'm sad.
Akihiko: *holds out arms for a hug* It’s going to be okay.
Ryoji: Makoto, I'm sad.
Makoto, nodding: Mood.

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Mitsuru: Can I be frank with you guys?
Junpei: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.
Makoto: Can I still be Makoto?
Miki: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Ryoji: Hah! 69! You know what that means?
Miki: What?
Makoto: That you're a child.
Junpei: HOW'D YOU GUESS MY IQ!?

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Mitsuru: Dammit, Iori!
Junpei: What?! It wasn’t me!
Mitsuru: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Akihiko!
Akihiko: Not me either.
Mitsuru: Oh...Then who set the dorm on fire?
Miki: *whistles*

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Mitsuru: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Makoto: Several traffic violations.
Yukari: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Junpei: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Miki: Also, that’s not our car.

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Miki: Where is Ryoji-senpai?
Aigis: I'll do you one better, who is Ryoji??
Makoto: Here's a better question, why is Ryoji?

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Miki: ARE YOU-
Shinji: Fucking.
Miki: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Shinji: Fucking.
Miki: IDIOT!
Akihiko: …What was that?
Shinji: Mitsuru banned Miki from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

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Makoto: You’re just being paranoid. Again.
Ryoji: When have I been paranoid?
Makoto: Um, when you first met Junpei you thought he was an undercover cop…?
Ryoji: No one has a wart that big, I thought it was a surveillance camera!
Makoto: And last year you were sure Miki was a mermaid!
Ryoji: She hates wearing shirts! COINCIDENCE?!
*Later, when Ryoji’s theory is proven wrong*
Makoto: Do you have anything to say for yourself?
Ryoji: I still think Miki is a mermaid.

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Mitsuru: Could you guys at least try to see this from my perspective?
Miki: *crouches down*
Akihiko: *kneels down*
Makoto: *sits on the floor*
Mitsuru:
Mitsuru: I hate all of you.

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Fuuka: Hi, could I ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??
Miki: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔
Makoto: Why were you microwaving a lemon?
Miki: I read boiling lemons helps cover up up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn't own any pots.
Junpei: Did you burn an orange too? How???
Miki: Microwave for 40 minutes. 😔

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Miki, Ryoji & Aigis: *screaming*
Makoto: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Aigis?!
Miki: Wait, why are you asking Aigis that when Ryoji-senpai and I are also here?
Makoto: Because Aigis wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.

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Katsu: You have friends and I envy that.
Makoto: You're welcome to share my friends.
Katsu: *looks at Yukari and Junpei*
Katsu: I don't want those.

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Ryoji: If I punch myself and it hurts, am I weak or strong?
Miki: Strong.
Makoto: Weak.
Aigis: An idiot, is what your are.

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Akihiko: For self defense reasons, I'm going to pretend to be a burglar and you guys have to act wisely.
Makoto, Miki & Ryoji: Okay.
Akihiko: If you don't want to die, give me all your money.
Miki: Bold of you to assume I have money.
Makoto: Bold of you to assume I don't want to die.
Ryoji: Bold of you to assume I can die.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Makoto: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Miki: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Aigis: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Ryoji: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Aigis: *flips the board*

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Miki: What is love?
Makoto: An emotional minefield.
Aigis: A neurochemical reaction.
Ryoji: Baby don't hurt me.

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Junpei: *about Makoto and Miki* They make a cute couple, huh?
Yukari: They certainly are standing next to each other.

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Mitsuru: While I'm gone, you're in charge Iori.
Junpei: Yes!
Mitsuru, whispering to Makoto: You're secretly in charge, but I don't want him to feel bad.
Makoto: Obviously.

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Miki: Makoto-senpai, I’m afraid.
Makoto: Just stay close to Ryoji.
Miki: That's why I’m afraid.

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Akihiko: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant.
Shinjiro, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you.
Miki, who broke into his room an hour ago: Two sugars please.
Shinjiro: Coming right up.

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Shinjiro: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Miki: It's kind of complicated, but Aki-
Shinjiro: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Ryoji: If you water water, it grows.
Makoto: ...What.
Miki: He got a point.

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Miki: Why does Yukari-senpai always do the laundry so loudly?
Makoto: So eveyrone knows that no one helps her out in the dorm.
Yukari, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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Mitsuru: I’m telling you, my team is competent.
Yukari, rushing in: Kirijo-senpai! Miki and Yamagishi-san tried to make pasta in the coffee pot and now it's broken!

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Miki: Guys where did Ryoji-senpai go?
Aigis: He got arrested.
Makoto: How the hell-
Ryoji: *bursts in through the window* The cops are after me, I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people!

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Mitsuru: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Makoto, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Miki, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Makoto: Because she has little hands.

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Ryoji: I told Makoto that his ears turn red when he lies.
Miki: Do they?
Ryoji: No.
Miki: Then why did you tell him that?
Ryoji: Because I can do this.
Ryoji: Hey Makoto! Do you love us?
Makoto, with his hands over his ears: No.

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Ryoji: Onion rings are vegetable donuts.
Makoto, used to Ryoji being dumb: Sure...
Ryoji: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
Makoto: Okay?
Ryoji: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake.
Makoto:
Ryoji: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio-
Makoto: Jesus, that one is a little-
Miki, interested: No, no, Ryoji-senpai, keep going.

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Miki: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it?
Ryoji, looking at Miki: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful?
Miki and Ryoji in unison: *sighs* Makoto

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Miki: *cooking*
Shinjiro: *kicks down door*
Shinjiro: *grabs knife from Miki's hand*
Shinjiro: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Miki:
Miki: What.
Akihiko: He's trying to tell you he wants to cook.

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Miki: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Ryoji: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Miki:
Miki: *sobs*
Makoto: You scared her, idiot.

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Miki: I’m this close to falling in love with Makoto-senpai.
Aigis: Your fingertips are touching.
Miki: Exactly.

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Miki: Welcome to Fucking Applebees, do you want apples or bees?
Makoto: Bees?
Miki: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES!
Makoto: Wait-
*Ryoji approaches, shaking a jar of bees menacingly*

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Miki: I feel like Shinji-senpai is looking down on me.
Akihiko: That’s because he's on the counter and you’re short.

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*Something crashes*
Junpei: Shoot-
Miki: *running into the room in a panic* WHAT FELL?!
Makoto: *walking by the room calmly* What died?

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Junpei: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Makoto: You could lose a few.
Akihiko: You could be less lazy.
Yukari: Don’t be such a bitch.
Junpei: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

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Miki: We need to distract these guys.
Makoto: Leave it to me.
Makoto: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Akihiko & Shinjiro: *immediately begin arguing*

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Junpei: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Ryoji: That's deep.
Miki: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Ryoji: That's deeper.
Yukari: ...You guys are idiots.

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Miki: I give up. I am so tired.
Junpei: Get the emergency supply!
Aigis: *carries Makoto and places him in front of Miki*
Makoto: *smiles*
Miki: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET’S GOOO

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Ryoji: *tapping fingers on table*
Aigis: *taps fingers back furiously*
Miki: …What’s going on?
Makoto: Morse code. They’re talking.
Ryoji: -.-- ..- .-. / - …. . / -.-. ..- - . … -
Aigis: *slams hands on table* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

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Junpei & Miki: *playing video games*
Mitsuru: You guys woke up at 5:30 in the morning just to play games?
Junpei: *silence*
Miki: *silence*
Mitsuru, finally figuring it out: .....You two never went to sleep, did you?
Junpei & Miki in shame: Yeah...

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Mitsuru: Why were you up yesterday until 3am?
Miki: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Akihiko: We could hear you clapping to the FRIENDS intro every 25 minutes.

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Mitsuru: It's locked. You got a lock pick?
Yukari: Yeah-
Miki: *kicks in the door*

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Aigis: Some people are like slinkies.
Miki: What?
Aigis: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face if you push them down the stairs.
Miki:
Miki: Please don't push Ryoji-senpai down the stairs.
Aigis, pushing Ryoji down the stairs: Too late.

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Ryoji, as Nyx: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Miki: A doll, a cinnamon roll and a sweetheart!
Ryoji:
Ryoji: .....Stop- *blushes*

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Makoto, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Aigis: Grey.
Miki: Grey.
Makoto, turning to Ryoji: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Ryoji: Dark white.

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Aigis, watching Miki & Ryoji panic: What's wrong?
Makoto: Miki is having a midlife crisis and Ryoji is just having a crisis.

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Makoto, Miki and Ryoji are sitting on a bench
Junpei: Why do you guys look so sad?
Makoto: Sit down with us so we can tell you.
*Junpei sits down*
Ryoji: The bench is freshly painted.

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Mitsuru: Are we really going to let the chairman keep Miki?
Akihiko: We kept Junpei.

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Ikutsuki: Where's Yuki-kun, Aigis and Miki?
Akihiko: They are playing hide and seek.
Ikutsuki: Where?
Akihiko: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Akihiko, trying to convince Shinjiro to rejoin S.E.E.S: You know....I thought it'd be good to have someone come along who's really.... strong!
Makoto: And loud.
Miki: And grumpy!
Mitsuru: And oblivious to reality.
Shinjiro:

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Shinjiro: Anyone d-
Makoto: Depressed?
Mitsuru: Drained?
Miki: Dumb?
Junpei: Disliked?
Shinjiro: -done with their work...what is wrong with you people...

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Cop: You are receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Junpei: Shit.
Makoto: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Miki: OH MY GOD RYOJI-SENPAI FELL OFF!!!

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Miki: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Miki and Fuuka, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Junpei: Our turn, Makoto! One, two, three- vanilla!
Makoto, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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Mitsuru: I think we are missing something.
Akihiko: Teamwork?
Miki: Cohesion?
Shinjiro: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Ryoji: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Miki:
Yukari:
Junpei:
Everyone Else At Ryoji's Surprise Birthday Party:
Makoto: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

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Akihiko, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Makoto, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Miki, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you
Shinjiro: WHAT ARE WE PLAYING-

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Makoto: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.
Yukari: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!
Miki: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!
Ryoji: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.
Makoto: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Mitsuru: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Miki: ...I did. I broke it.
Mitsuru: No. No you didn't. Iori?
Junpei: Don't look at me. Look at Yuka-tan.
Yukari: What?! I didn't break it.
Junpei: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Yukari: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Junpei: Suspicious.
Yukari: No, it's not!
Akihiko: If it matters, probably not, but Shinji was the last one to use it.
Shinjiro: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Akihiko: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Shinjiro: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Aki!
Miki: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Mitsuru-senpai.
Mitsuru: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Junpei: Mitsuru-senpai... Makoto's been awfully quiet.
Makoto: rEALLY?!
Junpei: Yeah really!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Mitsuru, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Mitsuru: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Mitsuru:
Mitsuru: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.

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Mitsuru: Just be yourself.
Junpei: 'Be myself'? Senpai, I have one day to win Chidori over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Akihiko: Couple weeks.
Makoto: Six months.
Yukari: Jury’s still out.
Junpei: See, Senpai?
Junpei: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?

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Ikutsuki: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Mitsuru: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Yukari: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
Akihiko: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Miki: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Makoto:
Makoto: I have emotional scars.

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Mitsuru: Time for plan G.
Akihiko: Don’t you mean plan B?
Mitsuru: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
Yukari: What about plan D?
Mitsuru: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
Miki: What about plan E?
Mitsuru: I’m hoping not to use it. Iori dies in plan E.
Makoto: I like plan E.

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Mitsuru: Stressed.
Makoto: Depressed.
Miki: Possessed.
Fuuka: Obsessed.
Akihiko: Impressed.
Junpei: Chicken breast.
Everyone: ...What?
Junpei: I just wanted to join in.

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Miki: Makoto-senpai kissed me!
Fuuka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Miki: It was unbelievable!
Fuuka: Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God!
Mitsuru: Okay, we wanna hear everything. Yamagishi, get the juice and unplug the phone. Miki, does this end well or do we need tissues?
Miki: Oh, it ended very well.
Fuuka: Do not start without me! Do not start without me!
Mitsuru: Okay, alright, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it a soft brush against your lips or was it like a, you know, “I gotta have you now” kind of thing?
Miki: Well, at first it was really intense, you know? And then, oh God, and then we just sort of sunk into it.
Mitsuru: Ohh... So, okay, was he holding you? Or were his hands on your back?
Miki: First they started out on my waist and then they slid up and then they were in my hair.
Fuuka and Mitsuru: Ohhh.
*meanwhile*
Makoto eating pizza in his room: And, uh, and then I kissed her.
Junpei: Tongue?
Makoto: Yeah.
Junpei: Cool.

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Ikutsuki: The floor is lava!
Mitsuru: *helps Miki onto the counter*
Akihiko: *kicks Junpei off the sofa*
Makoto: *lays on the floor*
Ikutsuki: ...Are you okay?
Makoto: No.

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Miki: Why is Shinji-senpai so sad?
Mitsuru: He took one of those “Which Character Are You?” quizzes
Miki: And...?
Mitsuru: He got Akihiko.

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Akihiko: I mean small creatures are way more vicious, it's because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.
Mitsuru: Ridiculous. Give me one example.
Fuuka: Spiders.
Miki: Wasps.
Makoto: Ken.

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Miki: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming?
Shinjiro: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think before you speak?"
Junpei: Ya know....it might be.

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Miki: Words ending in 'ie' just sound so adorable. Like cutie, sweetie, cookie-
Junpei: Ayy, homie!
Yukari: But then there's cootie-
Makoto: Die.

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Akihiko: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Miki: Looking right because you left
Mitsuru: Looking up cause you let me down
Makoto: Looking down cause you fucked up
Shinjiro: What is wrong with you guys

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Mitsuru: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life
Fuuka: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!
Yukari: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!
Miki: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!
Makoto: My moral code, is that you?
Mitsuru: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my father left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Ikutsuki: Favorite horror movie?
Makoto: It
Akihiko: Saw
Miki: Annabelle
Junpei: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I’d be the only one who didn’t know the lyrics

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Mitsuru: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Junpei: Put spaghetti in it.
Mitsuru: I am currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Miki: Put spaghetti in it.
Mitsuru: I am currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Makoto: Put spaghetti in it.
Mitsuru: I am no longer taking suggestions.

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Miki: If I was a drink I would be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink what would you be?
Makoto: Bleach
Ryoji: Sewage
Miki: Calm down edgelords

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Makoto: Hey I just got a pet snake. What should I name him?
Junpei: A pet WHAT?!
Miki: William Snakespeare.

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Miki: Happy chrismis
Ryoji: It's chrismin
Miki: Merry chrisis
Ryoji: Merry chrysler
Akihiko: No. Stop

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Ikutsuki: Good responses for being stabbed with a knife?
Akihiko: Rude.
Shinjiro: That's fair.
Junpei: Not again.
Makoto: Are you going to want this back?

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Akihiko: You are now one day closer to eating your next plate of nachos.
Junpei: That's the most hopeful thing I've ever heard.
Miki: But what if I die tomorrow and never eat any nachos?
Aigis: Then tomorrow is nacho lucky day.

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A/N: Do you guys want me to make more of those? Let me know! And comment which one is your favorite XD

If you have some incorrect quotes you can comment them here as well so I can add them if I made part 2!