The Gods and Godesses get drunk and start having a horrible drunk joke contest

"Wait....wait.." The God of death slured while trying not to drop his drink
"Bro," he said pointing at one of the many Poseidons he was seeeing.
"I dare you to go knock up that cute mortal riiiggghhhhtttt there~" Hades slured
Posideon chuckled "She's cute ill wait till im sober."
"I got dibs on the one rrrrriiiggghhttt here~" Zeus slured hugging his wife. Hera blushed momentarily before scowling at her husband.
"Dear later you need rest now." She pointed to the men "Do not stay up to late boys you have work tomorrow!" Hera half scolded.
Hades waved her off, suddenly before taking another sip of his burben looked up and saw Persephone reading a book and looking a little nervous.
"Get some lil bro!" Posideon and Zeus cheered on pushing their brother towards the flower Goddess.
"Uh.." Hades said as he stood near the girl trying ot get back his fake confidence.
"Did...it..it.." he began to slip on his words the girls beauty began to make him a bit more hazy than the alchool could ever make him.
She closed her book, and smirked at him, saying:
"Did it hurt when you crawled from the underworld because you're hot as Hell."
She quickly turned her blushed cheeks into her book.
"Mary me." Hades said to the girl
"What really?" The girl said hopeful.
"TO VAGAS!" Hades screamed before bridal carring the girl away from the empire state building.
Little did they both know that neither of them were drunk.