Ah the Holidays. A great deal of joy, wonder, anticipation, and fucking chaos.

Currently the Trojan war was going in the Underworld between Nico (Hades son) and Ares (God of War).

"Aphrodite is not the most beautiful Godess!" Nico stated after Ares bwgan to brag about her beauty.

The entire table went queit after that.
"Well shit he's right." Artemis muttered under her breath as she moved her fork around her ham.

Then the yelling started.
"How the Hell is she not the most beautiful?!"

"I'm going to tell you the same thing I told Percy: NOT MY TYPE! She burnt my older sisters face off because she was jealous of her beauty. Envy is not a good color on her."

Aphrodite gasped, looking offended.
"Thwn who would you say is the most beautiful?"
"I'm sure he'd tell you but you'd kill them." Nicos stepmother said.

The two were sitting beside eachother and gave each other a high five without looking at each other.

"I would not!" The beautiful goddess said.
"You'd burn their face though." A young godess who sat beside Hades said.

Her face was half burnt and she glared at the other godess in question with a firey glare.

"Mesperyian, I thought we were cool." Aphrodite said as if everything was fine.

The Godess of torture sent the other Godess a glare.
"Okay why else am I not beautiful? Everyone has their flaws Nico."
He coughed and said somwthing under his breath that sounded like.
"You continuously cheat on your husband."

Mespyrian didn't even hold back her laugh. Aphrodite thankfully didn't understand what the younger male said but assumed it was something bad to make Mespyrian laugh.

Hades was nervously watchubg the scene before him wondering if he should handle it. His son had a point but he did not need to bring it up.

Hera was glaring at the young demigod while her husband picked at his food trying to avoid it.

Apollo was laughing at the entire thing with his sister who was snickering and not obnoxiously laughing.

"Watch your tongue with her boy."
Ares growled out.
"Ares calm down." Hades sighed out "It's Thanksgiving. So no more talk about who is beautiful and all that."
"No." Aphrodite said stubornly.
"I want to know. Who do you think is the most beautiful Godess?"
Before Nico could utter a word Uncle Poseidon saved the day by throwing some of his salad at Hades.
Some of the salad had hit his wife, two daughters (he demigod and godess) and of course they reacted by thrpwing food back.

Peresephone threw some at Artemis, who threw some at Ares, who threw it at Apollo, who threw it back at Artemis, who threw it at Zeus who tossed at at Hera, who threw it at Nico, who threw it Poseidon, and so on and so forth.

Soon food was everhwhere in the dinning room. Hades of course knew that Cyberus was going to eat most of it soon was perocupied with not letting his kids get hit with forks that Ares decided would be appropriate to throw.

Peresephone caught one before it hit Nico while Mesperyian caught one before it hit Hades youngest daughter.

Then the Godess of life and death stood uo and yelled.
"Enough!"

The food throwing ceased along with the cutlery throwing.
"Now all of you are going to help us clean this. Is that clear?"

No one needed to be told twice.

At the end of the day Hades was glad the relatives had left his home.
He was glad his wife was home, and that his daughters were safe and his son hadn't been killed by his angry nephews.