Substitute Teacher (Juveniles Edition)
Sam:*walks in holding a clipboard filling for Natasha to train the team*All right, listen up y'all. I'm your substitute teacher Mr. Wilson.*lies* I taught school for 20 years in the inner city, so don't even think about messing with me. You all feel me?
The Juveniles:*blink confused*
Sam: Okay, let's take the roll here. Rocky-Anne, where's Rocky-Anne at? No Rocky-anne here? Yeah?
Roxie(-DEMONSWITHIN ((shout out to Wes for sending me this video)):Uh, do you mean, Roxanne?
Sam:Okay*puts his clipboard down* so that's how it's going to be, you all want to play, okay then; I got my eye on you Rocky-Anne*goes back to the clipboard*
Roxie:*flips him off*
Sam: JackUp, where is JackUp at? No, JackUp here today?
Jacob (Jacob-Parker):*raises his hand*
Sam: Yes, sir?
Jacob:My name is Jacob.
Sam:Are you out of your God damn mind? Jacob? What? Do you want to go to war JackUp?
Jacob:No.
Sam: Because we couldn't go to war?
Jacob: No.
Sam:I'm for real, I'm for real, so you better check yourself.
Jacob:*about five minutes away from calling his armor and leaving*
Sam:*goes back to his clipboard* Ci-Die, is there a Ci-Die? If one of y'all say some silly ass name, this whole class is going to feel my wrath, now Ci-Die?
Cindy (silkywebs):Do you mean Cindy?
Sam:Son of a bitch!*smashes his clipboard in half*
The Juveniles:*shudder in fear*
Sam:You say your name right, right now?!
Cindy: Cindy.
Sam:Say it right?!
Cindy: Cindy
Sam:Correctly!
Cindy: Cindy
Sam:Right.!
Cindy: Cindy
Sam:Right!?
Cindy:Ci-Die?
Sam: That's better, thank you.
Now a Pe-Tt-Er, where are you, where is a Pe-Tt-Er right now, no Pe-Tt-Er, huh? Oh, you better be sick, dead or mute, Pe-Tt-Er?
*raises hand*Here*mumbles underneath his breath*Oh man.
Sam:*looks beyond angry*Why didn't you answer me the first time I said?
*looks scared as the rest of the team backs away*Huh
Sam: I'm just asking, I said it like four times, so why didn't you say it the first time I said Pe-Tt-Er?
Because it's pronounced Peter
Sam:Son of a bitch!*throws his stuff onto the floor*you dumb messed up Pe-Tt-Er, now take your ass on down to Rod-Gerss office right now, and tell him exactly what you did.
Who?
Sam: Rod-Gerss!
Steve Rogers?
Sam:Get out of my God damn classroom before I break my foot up in your ass!((anyone feel like that would be something Antony Mackie would say to Tom Holland?))
*camouflages and runs away in fear*
Sam:Insubordinate and churlish*picks up his clipboard*
Da-Nail?
Danny(StiningGuardian0923):*raises his hand*Present.
Sam: Thank you
-Part 2 to come with more Juveniles
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