//Wade: before you read the chapter,you would notice it's just the same chapter from my canceled book because the admin was lazy and busy to write a new Christmas chapter so he decided to reuse this one. Enjoy,also #BringbackSpiderMan/Deadpool//

"Twas the night before christmas....and all through New York. Not a bad guy was causing crime". In an alleyway Peter had hung from a wall holding Wade who had his pistols out and was shooting at a couple of thugs.

"All except for Wade Wilson who was shooting at thugs". Peter had took away the pistols from Wade as the thugs ran away scared for their lives. "When you said you wanted to help me go christmas shopping for a present for my mom,this is not what i meant!" Peter growled at Wade as the two made it to the top of a roof."But Spidey this is christmas shopping for me" Wade said as he held up a servered finger "see i got a new finger for me just in case mine gets cut off". Peter rolled his eyes as Wade put the finger into his pocket."Well yipee for you. I still need to get a present for my mom". Wade looked at Peter as the merch held up a small flag that said "Spidey loves his mommy". Peter saw this and roll his eyes a bit. Peter sighed a bit as he looked down into the street and saw a shop that was still opened. He looked at it as he saw a photo of hourglass shaped pendant necklace on the store window."Thats it" Peter said excited as he jumped down from the roof."HEY WAIT FOR ME!!" Wade had yelled as he swan dived from the roof top.

Peter landed on a lamppost as Wade fell on top of a parked car. Peter looked at the mercj and jumped off the lamppost and walked towards the store,but stopped when he saw a small statue of baby jesus being thrown."OH NO!!" Wade yelled as he jumped off the car and ran as he slid on his stomach as he caught the statue."I GOT HIM!! I SAVED BLACK BABY JESUS!!" Wade yelled happily as Peter looked at him."You know you can just call him Baby Jesus"."I COULD,BUT BLACK BABY JESUS IS WAY MORE FUN TO SAY. AND PROBABLY MORE HISTORICALLY ACCURATE" Wade had said cheerfully as he put the statue under a mailbox "You'll be safe here, little fella,but don't trust any wise men. 90% of those chanel bags are totally fake".

Wade then stood up as Peter looked at the direction in which the statue was thrown and saw a huge man like creature ressembeling a grizzly bear.

"The hell is that!?!" Peter had yelled confused as the bear like creature roared and charged at him and Wade."Lets see" Wade had said as he pulled out a book labeled nature's guide to animal theme characters in marvel."NOT THE TIME WADE!!" Peter had yelled as he grabbed Wade by the collar and jumped up to the side of a building as the bear like creature charged into a wall breaking it."I FOUND IT!! ITS A GRIZZLY!!" Wade said as he showed book to Peter as the book showed a picture of the bear like creature "Thank you Stan Lee for giving me this book!" Wade then pointed to the sky as a Stan Lee cloud winked down at them."Okay....does the book tell us how we can Ta-" Peter was then cut off as he felt his spider sense go off as Grizzly jumped into the air and hit the two with full strength causing Peter and Wade to be sent flying and crashing into a window of a store.

"-Ke him down.....Ow....that hurt" Peter grabbed his shoulder as he stood back up as Wade jumped back to his feet and growled."Oh he did....he made me mad!" Wade then charaged at Grizzly as he pulled out his katannas "IT'S TIME TO MAKE THE CHIMI-FUCKING-CHANGAS!!!". Wade jumped at Grizzly and slashed him across the chest with the katannas as Grizzly grolwed and beared his fangs before punching Wade hard in the chest leaving a huge hole in the merch's chest."OH FUCK YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT!!" Wade had said angrily as the hole in his chest started to regenerate."HEY WINNE NOT PHOO!!" Peter swung in and kicked Grizzly in the face hard as Wade grabbed his pistols."BEAT THAT MOTHER FUCKER SPIDEY!! AND THEN WE'LL SKIN HIM AND MAKE A BEAR CARPET RUG OUT OF HIS SKIN!!HE HAS FAILED SO MANY TIMES TRYING TO STEAL A PICNIC BASKET FROM THE RANGER!!"."No! That sounds gross!! And he is not Yogi bear,Wade!" Peter had said as he dodged an attack from Grizzly while Wade shot at Grizzly with his pistols. Grizzly growled at the two as he hit Wade back with his forearm and threw Peter into a wall."Son of an osborn...that hurt"."SPIDEY THIS FUCKING TEDDY BEAR IS FUCKING GETTING ON MY NERVES!!" Wade said angrily as Grizzly growled at the duo."Mine too". Grizzly then roared as he charged at Peter and Wade only for the duo to dodge out of the way."WADE CATCH!!" Peter took off one of his webshooters and threw it Wade as the merch caught it."OOOH I ALWAYS WANTED ONE OF MY WEBBY SHOT GUN THINGIES". Wade then put the webshooter on as it showed the taser web function. The two then pointed the webshooters at Grizzly as the bear like creature roared."NOW!!". The two then shot electrified webs at Grizzly causing the creature to roar.

"I LIKE THIS PLAN!! WE COOK HIM AND THEN EAT HIM FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER!!" Wade had said cheerfully."No Wade!! The electrical flow won't be enough to kill him" Grizzly then groaned in pain as he fell down to the ground "But enough to knock him out until animal control arrives"."Aww but i wanted to use his fur as a coat"Wade had said a bit saddly as Peter took back the webshooter and put Grizzly in restraints."Too bad". After a while the police had arrived and aressted Grizzly as Peter and Wade watched. Peter sighed as he looked back at the store with the picture of the ring on it."I'm glad we stopped the crazy bear,but bummped out that i couldn't buy the necklace in time..."."You mean this!!!" Wade then pulled out the necklace from the picture from his pocket as Peter's eyes widen in surprisse."Wade!! How did you!?!"."I "bougt it'' when we crashed through the window" Wade then handed Peter the necklace as the teen smiled happily."Also,I got us this!" Wade then pulled out two sweaters with a picture of him and Wade on it as they pictures were pasted over the heads of the main characters of bad boys 2. Peter chuckled a bit as he took the sweater and put it on as Wade did the same."We ride together"."We die together!"."Bad Besties for life".

Peter and Wade walked down the street as Peter looked at the ring and smiled underneath his mask as Wade sang christmas songs.

-Merry Christmas from Spider-Man & Deadpool