Wade: Hello everyone! It's me! The one the only cuddly mother fucker Wade motherfucking Wilson!! You might be wondering what I'm doing here,well than BEHOLD!! MY MASTER PEICE!!*points to a baby peter*

Wade: it's been forever since I made Spidey a baby so I did it for the fun of it!

Baby Peter:*crawls around on the floor*

Wade:And with that I'm off!! Someone take care of this baby for me!!MAXIMUM EFFORT!!*jumps out the window*

Baby Peter:*crawls towards the wall and crawls up it like a spider*

-Parker Romanoff Signing Off