18. Wasted
Diana
"I'm just not in the mood to go to a club, get drunk and have a pounding hangover in the morning, Val." I say, looking through my closet for something to wear tonight as Val and Audrey sit on my bed already dressed.
"Oh, hush, it'll be fun. A chance to finally get loose. No work, no kids, no fake fiancee. It's going to be great!" Val replies.
"Yeah, I can't even remember the last time you had a drink, Diana." Audrey chimes in
"Well, excuse me for having a daughter and responsibilities. "
I glance at Audrey and see her roll her eyes. "Just because you have a kid doesn't mean she has to be your whole personality." She says and I turn around.
Clearly, she meant something by that, right?
Standing in front of her with the dress I had chosen, I narrow my eyebrows, "And what the hell is that supposed to mean?"
She stands up as well. "You're always talking about her. I love Fiona, but damn can we have a normal conversation without her being brought up."
I clench my fists and stand closer. I was taller than her, so I had to look down. "Look bitch-"
Valentina stands up and tries to get in between Audrey and I.
"Girls, let's calm down alright? It's all about having fun tonight."
Audrey rolls her eyes, "I don't remember talking to you." She snaps, feeling bold.
What the hell crawled up her ass tonight?
Val looks at Audrey in shock and begins to tie her hair up. "I'm not the one bitch we can go right fucking n-"
"Hey, hey, hey, why are we fighting?" I turn and see Lily walking in with Fiona. "I thought you guys were going out. I even have my volleyball dress on."
The anger starts to leave my body and is replaced with amusement when I see Lily's 'Volleyball dress'. It is a bright yellow dress with flowers all over.
"Oh, Lily." Val facepalms. With one last glare at Audrey, she walks to Lily and Fiona and leads them out of my room.
I decided not to act on Audrey's behavior, figuring she was just going through something. After a while, she leaves and I am left alone in my room to change.
I had chosen a simple dark green, thigh length dress. I figured I wasn't going to do much at the club. Maybe one drink, dance for about thirty minutes and then come home. Besides, I wasn't in the mood to anything more than that.
Once I am finished dressing and applying my makeup I join them in the living room. Before I can say anything, they all begin to cheer and I smile.
"Oh stop." I turn around from them, trying to act nonchalant.
"Mama, you look beautiful!"
"Stunning, girl!" Val says
"Gorgeous." Compliments Audrey.
"You are an absolute princess." Says Lily.
"Thank you guys." I reply, picking my purse up from the counter as Val and Audrey get up and begin walking to the door.
We say our goodbyes to Fiona and Lily and soon we are on our way to the club. As Audrey drives, I give myself a pep talk.
Don't go overboard, Diana. A drink, dance for a while and come straight home. And whatever you do, don't call your ex!
I was a lightweight, so I had to limit myself to only one drink and every time I got drunk I would text or call my ex or some of the guys I knew which never ended well.
I could do this.
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I slam my fifth glass on the counter. "Look, all I'm asking for is a one time hook up, Aaron."
The blond haired man looks down at me and sighs for like the seventh time. "I've told you already, lady. I'm not going to take advantage of you while you're drunk. I'm sorry. " He walks away after saying this and I throw my head back in disappointment.
Ugh, why is it so hard for a bitch to get some dick?
I wobble off the chair, my vision starting to become unclear, but not too much. I guess I would have to find someone else.
Before I went on the dance floor, I grab another glass of what I think is tequila from a tray a waiter is holding.
"Just one more, I promise!" I shout to him as he walks away.
I start to dance to a pop song along with everyone. Rocking my hips and moving my body to the beat. After a minute or two I feel someone come behind me and by the smell of his cheap cologne, I can tell it is a man.
Mission accomplished!
"How about we take this somewhere else?" I say, my words slurring and feeling horny.
"My thoughts exactly."
Rawrr.
I move my hips slower, "Well than what are we waiting for?" I turn around and stumble back at the man's face. There's a booger sticking right on the side of his cheek.
"Nevermind!" I shout, laughing hysterically and quickly moving away from him.
I bump into another guy and accidentally feel something hard in his pants.
Oh you naughty naughty boy.
I giggle at my thoughts and feel around the hardness. When I notice a metal part, I take it out and laugh in victory.
Holding the gun up high for everyone on the dance floor to see, I yell, "Guys, I found a gun!"
Everyone turns in my direction, screaming and cheering commences at the treasure. Before I know it, I am on the mini stage.
I pretend the gun is a microphone. A tear falls down as I give my speech. "I love you guys so much!" I say and cheering begins again. "I am deeply honored to be here today. You guys are the best drunks I could ever ask for!"
I get down from the mini stage and stumble to the ground. My face on the warm carpet.
Well, that hurt.
It is quiet as everybody waits for me to get up. I get up slowly and when I standing all the way I hold my fist up in accomplishment.
They all begin yelling and cheering again after I do this. I shake my head, wobbling away from the dance floor.
I love those guys, man
"Hey, you okay? You look a little tipsy," I hear someone say as I try to make my way to find another drink.
I look up and see my dearest friend Val. Leaning on her shoulder, I smile, "Hell yeah! Did you know the Cookie Monster has a real name?"
Val's mouth falls open in shock, "Oh my gosh, really?"
"Mm-hmm. Sid. I couldn't believe it either. "
"Wow. I always assumed he didn't have a name. Cookie monster just kind of fit. I guess-"
While she is babbling about something I run off, giggling evilly.
"Shit! She tricked me!" I hear her shout.
I look back and see she has started chasing me.
Oh no
I start to run faster. I had played subway surfers tons of times.
"Where is a Lily Hernandez when I need one!" She shouts behind me and I laugh louder.
"Catch me if you can!"
Pfft She's not going to catch me.
I run and run until I reach the backdoor. I it behind me when I am outside.
Hey does the sky look smaller or am I tripping?
As I look at the sky, I start to become nauseous and shortly after, I begin to puke. When it is all out, I wipe my mouth with the back of my hand.
I could go for a chicken taco right now.
My vision starts to blurry as I try to walk down the street in search of the chicken taco shop.
"I'm so fancy, you already know!" I start to sing the song that was playing in the club as I walk.
"I'm in the fast l-"
I suddenly feel a hold on my arm and through blurry vision, see a figure standing in front of me.
"Don't scream, don't fight. This won't take that long," I hear them say
I immediately start to panic and reach for the taser in my dress pocket. I begin swinging recklessly as the person comes closer.
Shit, shit, shit, I'm really about to die.
I wasn't going down without a fight. I start to step forward trying to tase the person. Their grip gets tighter on my arm so I try to scream, but before I can get anything out, their hand flies over my mouth. I panic harder and swing at their face. Just as I am about to reach them, I see another figure appear on the side of me.
"Get the fuck away from her or I promise you I'll knock your teeth down your throat." I grow surprised to hear Dante's voice which quickly turns to happiness.
The other person runs off and Dante lifts me over his shoulder. I giggle, "My very own prince charming." I say as he leads me to a car.
"Shut up." He responds lowly and sits me in the back seat. I instantly lay down. Lifting my head, I look at Dante standing in front of the car.
"Why are you here?" I ask, swallowing throw up that was trying to escape.
"Your friend called me." Is last thing he says before closing the door and walking away.
Hashtag rude, am I right?
I lay my head back down on the seat and notice Micheal sitting in the passenger seat. He turns to me,
"Did he hurt you? I'll kill 'em I swear, Diana."
"No. He didn't get to do much to me yet."
"Good."
He turns back around and I start to feel my eyes droop. Shortly after, the door opens and Dante arrives, holding Val and Audrey by their arms.
"Sit up." He tells me, and I grumble before sitting up.
"I see you ladies had a lot of fun tonight." Micheal says, smiling as they sit down.
My body begins to power down and the last thing I see is Val and Audrey blush before I pass out.
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