A collection of fails. Percabeth fails. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! They are all AU's except for the last one.

Annabeth was a cheerleader, though she wasn't a sissy. But she still loved cheering because she got to see Percy up close as he played football.

And today was a big game for Goode so everyone had on their suits, the girls their cheer leading outfits and the boys their pads and uniforms.

Annabeth and the girls stood cheering the boys on with pom-poms and spelling out their team's name.

A good while into the game Percy was running for the ball, he had to catch it. He knew that. He needed to put his team back on top.

Jason threw it to the outer field and Percy's legs sprang into action running towards where the ball would land. Percy turned and grabbed the ball catching it in his hands before turning back forward as he kept moving before hearing a shriek before he plummeted to the ground over somebody else.

At first Percy thought it was another football player but when they called a foul Percy picked up his head from the persons chest and found he had landed on his own girlfriend tackling her to the ground.

Percy turned red before quickly getting up helping Annabeth up also who was quickly pulling down her top which had slid up slightly when he tackled her since cheerleaders only wore a bra-like top and a short skirt with shorts under it.

Annabeth blushed and Percy kissed her cheek. "Sorry babe, I'll make it up to you later." He whispered in her ear and she nodded before he ran back to his teammates who were laughing at him for almost de-topping his girlfriend on the field.

~~

Percy was skateboarding around as Annabeth watched witting in her seat as she sipped on some lemonade.

Percy did all kind of stunts just in Annabeth's mom's driveway. They weren't allowed at his place since Sally wasn't home and Athena didn't trust Percy alone with Annabeth sooo.

Finally Annabeth stood up from her comfortable seat on the grass and walked over to him.

"I wanna try." She said and Percy looked at her before nodding and stopping skate-boarding handing her the board.

Annabeth smiled and stepped up before Percy started explaining what to do.

"Balance, it's all about balance." he put his hands on her hips and positioned her so that her weight would be balanced.

After a minute Annabeth nodded, "You can let go now, I wanna try on my own."

"Alright." Percy let go and Annabeth kicked the ground pushing forward making the board move making her wobble a bit her legs going off balance.

Annabeh put her arms out for balance but she soon lost her ways and the board slipped out from under her making her fall face first, but before she could fall Percy jumped over to block her fall getting slapped in the face by her flailing hand in the process before she fell onto him pulling her down with him.

They landed with a big thud before Annabeth started laughing so did Percy his cheek a little red from her slap.

"Skateboarding is not for you." Percy concluded as Annabeth nodded.

"But I am." Percy smirked and Annabeth gave him a little kiss on the lips before Athena yelled from the door that Percy was taking advantage of her daughter which he wasn't.

~~

He sang into the mic his beautiful voice resonating through the speakers and for peoples ears to hear.

Annabeth jumped up and down with the crowd enjoying seeing him live in concert for the first time. He was so beautiful and perfect. Annabeth wanted to be his so bad.

Percy sang out the last note of the song before he took a drink of water and told his friends to wait on their instruments for the next song.

"Ok, scream the loudest if you love this song the most." Percy named one of his old songs and suddenly everyone was screaming as was Annabeth because hey, she was in a concert. It didn't matter what she did.

Percy smiled looking through the crowd to find a blonde wearing black leggings and a tank-top with a plaid long sleeved shirt tied around her waist.

"You, come up here. I think you were the loudest."

He was looking around Annabeth she thought it was someone beside her but he pointed to her making her point at herself. "Yeah, blonde with those pretty grey eyes."

Annabeth felt herself blush as she made her way up front checking to see if her clothes were looking ok for jumping around for an hour.

She made her way up onto the stage Percy grabbing her hand and pulling her up to stand next to him.

"What's your name?" He put the mic up to her mouth for her to answer, "Annabeth." She said and he nodded.

"Alright Annabeth, here you go. You're gonna help me sing this next song."

Annabeth's eyes widened as Percy got another mic before nodding back to the guys on the instruments before they started playing the familiar beat drumming in Annabeth's ears.

It wasn't long before Percy started singing as Annabeth watched afraid of her own voice if it would make everything worse.

Percy smiled at her. "Come on Annabeth you can do it."

Annabeth slowly started to sing into the mic making Percy smile Annabeth smiling right back.

Annabeth walked up to the microphone holder and put her mic in it still singing. She always wanted to do this.

She sang loudly flipping her long free hair everywhere with the beat of the song getting some whistles and cheers from the people by the side of the stage she was singing on. 

Percy walked over as Annabeth sang with her eyes closed her beautiful voice ringing through the court.

Percy got close just as she stepped forward her toes over the edge making her eyes pop open and her to lose her balance making her start to fall face forward her arms flailing everywhere.

But before Annabeth could fall she felt two strong hands grab her hips before jerking her back against another warm body like her own.

Suddenly the whole crowd turned into shouts and cat calls before Annabeth looked on the screen which was showing her body pressed up against the famous singer's body.

Annabeth turned deep red before pulling away her heart pounding quickly.

The song ended and Percy laughed, "Well that was interesting." He said with amusement though she could see that he was embarrassed also.

"You have a beautiful voice Annabeth, use it for good."

Annabeth smiled and nodded before he grabbed her hand and rose it up. "Give it up for Annabeth!"

The crowd roared.

~~

"Get on me!" Percy shouted as he laid on his stomach on a piece of smooth wood.

Annabeth went and sat on his lower back, "This isn't right." She re-adjusted  sitting on his bum.

"There, is that comfortable?" Annabeth asked looking down at their position and Percy smirked. "Just fine love."

Annabeth rolled her eyes at him before they started pushing towards the stairs.

Yes, they were going to attempt to ride down them together without breaking any bones.

Percy gave the final push and they started zipping down the stairs and before long they hit a bump stopping the board of wood but Percy and Annabeth kept going rolling down the stairs together like on the cartoons like a ball of chaos.

Annabeth shrieked as they tumbled down Percy yelling out some words like fadoodle, and blue cheese. What the what?

They reached the bottom and somehow Percy ended up slamming his face into her back before groaning and lifting his head up rubbing it.

Percy got off of Annabeth who landed on her front her legs still on the stairs.

"My back!" Annabeth cried out in pain as Percy chuckled.

"Next time let's find something else to do when we're bored?"

"Deal."

~~

It was a beach day with the friends and they were having a great time, boys in their trunks. Girls in bikinis. Everything was normal.

For now....

"Let's go stand out in the waves." Annabeth said grabbing Percy's hand and leading him to the water which he loved so dearly.

They waded out till they were stomach deep standing right next to each other riding the waves together. The waves pushing them and setting them back down.

"This is fun." Annabeth smiled Percy's arm around her frame.

"Everything at the beach is fun." Percy said and Annabeth rolled her eyes.

Percy chuckled and his hand fell down into the water before resting on her waist which no one could see since it was under the dark colored water.

Annabeth looked and saw a monster wave, just as she pointed it out it crashing onto them sucking them in a spitting them out. Annabeth felt Percy's hands grab at her waist as they tumbled underwater together.

Once it was done with them it threw them in closer to shore  before they both sat in the sand the water up to their waist's as they coughed up salty water.

After Annabeth recovered she stood and made her way over to Percy who was blushing lightly handing his hands over his midsection though the water was covering his boxers.

"Wanna go grab a drink?" Annabeth asked and Percy looked down. "I can't."

Annabeth got a confused look on her face. "Why not?" She asked.

Percy blushed more. "I-I lost my trunks."

Annabeth's eyes slowly widened before she looked down and though she couldn't see anything (because of the murky water) she turned deep red.

"Are you trying to look at me?" Percy accused and she turned deeper red. 

"No! Of course not." Annabeth said standing up straight before looking back to shore to see her towel lying on the sand.

"I'm gonna go grab you a towel, stay put."

Percy blushed as she walked off to get him a cover up since his trunks were lost in the ocean somewhere.

Annabeth ran and grabbed her towel quickly.

"Whoa, you going somewhere Chase?" Leo asked.

"No, Percy just needs my towel for right now." With that she quickly ran back to where he was before giving him the towel to wrap around himself before he stood up.

Percy slowly stood up keeping the now wet towel around his waist as they slowly made their way back to shore.

"I got sand everywhere." Percy grumbled.

"I thought you said everything at the beach is fun?"

Percy glared at his girlfriend which only smirked feeling satisfied with herself.

"You know what is fun? When I-"

"Percy? What's up with the towel?" Jason asked curiously as he adjusted his glasses.

"I lost my trunks, now. If anyone has an extra pair-"

"You lost your trunks!?" Leo exclaimed before laughing so hard he had to hold his stomach.

"Dude, this is going online." Leo pulled out his phone and started to record.

"Man, put that away." Percy said and Leo chuckled,. "Hehehehe. No."

Percy started walking past to the car Annabeth and him had come in before trying to grab at Leo's phone his towel unraveling in the process making Hazel scream and close her eyes as Nico glared calling Percy some very colorful names.

Annabeth blushed and covered Percy up because he was too distracted with Leo to notice.

Then Annabeth slapped him getting his attention and she grabbed his ear before leading him to the car as he said 'ow' the whole way.

"Why did you do that?" He asked once they were in the car.

"Because, you flashed an innocent. We're taking you home to get you some clothes."

Then Annabeth drove to his house where he got dressed and grabbed some chocolate and some money.

The chocolate for Hazel.

The money fro Annabeth to try and bribe Nico to not kill Percy for flashing his younger sister.

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TAAAAA- DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

PERCABETH FAILS IN THE HOUSE! 

This is all. 

Bye.

Love you.

Peace.