Hello, this is the author/Amber speaking in a separate room from Percy...

Guys, if you don't know what today is, your either really stupid or not part of the fandom, because today is...

PERCYS BIRTHDAY!

So to celebrate, I have decided to do something special for him!

Here we go...

Hey Percy, today we have a really strange ship for you, I don't know if you will like it

Why are you smiling?

I don't know what your talking about!

Yes you do

No I don't

Yes you do

No I don't

No you don't

Yes I do-ARGH! Your making things so difficult right now! Do you wanna hear the ship or not!

Mhmm

Percy, the ship is...

Behind him, the wall explodes and all of camp comes rushing through with presents and blue foods of all sorts. Percy stands up surprised and grins. Everyone yells at the same time.

"HAPPY BIRTHDAY SEAWEED BRAIN!"