Dear Gods please don't make me do this...*rolls eyes*

Do what?

*cups hands to mouth and yells* CAN WE SKIP THIS ONE PLEASE?!

Skip WHAT?!

*sighs and facepalms*

WHAT ALREADY?!

*mutters quietly so her can't hear* pauthor

What?

*slightly louder* pauthor

I'm sorry I can't hear you!!!!!!!!

*screams in frustration* PAUTHOR

...it can't be...

But it is

Please tell me it's not true

But it was requested

B-b-but...

Don't even

Shouldn't it be "Pamber"?

OH GODS SHUT UP PERCY YOUR ALWAYS MAKING IT WORSE!!!!

Well aren't u a ray of sunshine! *whips out pizza slice and points at Authors face*

What am I going to do with you...