Percy speaking here.

Do you mean seaweed brain?

Hey! Who's that??

It's me. Your braiiiiinnnnn!

Um not it's not?!

Just kidding. It's the author.

The author of what?

...um...

Never mind. Can we just start this now?

Yes just one sec...

Woah! Who is this girl sitting next to me?

"It's me"

What???!!!???

"It's the author. This is your interview"

Oooooh! Wait how can you still hear what I'm thinking when I'm not even talking....?

"I have my ways..."

Ok.

"Now....about those questions..."

A/N: PM me a ship and we'll get this party started!