Guys, I am so sorry for not updating. I had exams again and did not even think about my account. Who knew middle school would have so much homework? This is dedicated to many users and celebrities. To @KittyReaders, @AnonymousLatina, and more!!! Please forgive me! Disclaimer: I don't own PJO/HOO or Chuck. I only own the idea of merging these two stories together.

Piper's POV

May 22, 2006, Monday

Percy has finally found a new (hopefully) girlfriend!! Ever since Rachel (may she rot in Hell) he has been depressed and eating Cheeto's while watching The View. He's still angry about Rosie O'Donnell leaving. *Ding. Ding.* Oh! I have to go turn off the oven and take out the turkey for the soon-to-be girlfriend dinner. Bye!

Love, Piper

As soon as I finished writing in my journal, I got up and ran downstairs to take out the turkey before it burns. I wish I got some food from the doctor's office and said I cooked it. Oh well. As soon as the turkey was set on the table, the doorbell chimed. I opened it and Percy, Annabeth, and Casey were there. I let them in and yelled, "Jason! They're here!!!" Grover, like the goat he is, was all set to begin munching on the delectable food.

"I brought my mini quiche!" said Casey. "Oh!!!" I exclaimed. Something to distract them from the burnt edge of the turkey.

*forward in time*

"That was delicious!!!! " Annabeth and Casey said as they left the house in a hurry. Annabeth drove away quickly, but Casey called Percy to his car, and they drove after her.

Jason and I went to bed, but Grover went out "his window".

I apologize for the short and pathetic chapter and I also apologize if the names are switched. For example, it says Chuck instead of Percy. Thanks to AnonymousLatina for pointing that out.  The song above was what I was listening to when writing this chapter.