Sparky

Yo dude where are you? I made some sick ravioli

Flames

Bunker 9 where else?

Sparky

Dude do you still have that thing where it takes your food to u?

My feet are still sore

From cooking YOUR food

Plus the cooks aren't really happy

That i waltzed in there and started cooking

So now my head is really sore

From the forks and spoons

You would think that Roman + Greek training would enable some sick moves

But apparently not

Hey your food teleportn things here

It's on it's way

Brrrrrrrrrrrrr

Goodbye helicopter

Flames

Do you have like no one else to talk to?

Sparky

Not rlly

Percy and Annabeth are on their 239423947263428734623874623487236482364 th date

Frank and Pepper are stalking them

Don't tell them I said that

Nico is off somewhere being a vampire

Katie is super sure that I'm going to kill her plants if I go near them

Chiron is teaching

The Stolls don't want me to prank with them, which is weird

Like even the occasional guys from CJ are avoiding me

Do i smell bad or somthin?