• My little sister is literally the human embodiment of Stargleam from warrior cats make of that what you will

• I'm terrified of hippos—when I remember that they do in fact, exist.

• this is because I watched way too many nature documentaries as a child

• most of them had predators ripping into their prey

• I don't like coconut.

• once when I was like five or six I went through a fly hunting phase where I killed flies by crushing them in my fists while they were in flight and adopting an exaggerated Australian accent to annoy my siblings in front of their friends

• I never actually liked Elsa as a child and I never understood why people liked her so much. Scandalous, I know

• I used to pretend I was a robot that ran on chocolate milk and whenever someone asked me complicated questions I didn't want to answer I just kinda glitched out because I didn't drink enough chocolate milk

Mom: did you clean your room?

Me: aCK—

• I love turtles, hummingbirds, cheetahs, and foxes.

• Because of the way wolves walk, for some reason they always look like they're skipping to me, so I can never take them seriously even if they were coming to bite my face off.

• I once had a dream that was a musical set in the 1900s for some reason

Don't know what that says about me